Patrice Evra

[...Dan 514]

My brother has told me before that he posts some weird stuff on instagram...but he showed this video to me today, and well...I'm speechless. Is it supposed to be funny? Will he be getting a visit from the men in white coats? Who knows?

[The Palace Fan 1,614]

Yeah, Patrice Evra was entertaining on Insta about 4 years ago. Now he's just doing anything to appear relevant. It's as cringe worthy as Stormzy, Frimpong and Dapper Laughs trying to create new material.

[UNORTHODOX 99]

Somewhere on his smartphone he's got a video of himself fucking those chicken thighs.

[...Dan 514]

9 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

Yeah, Patrice Evra was entertaining on Insta about 4 years ago. Now he's just doing anything to appear relevant. It's as cringe worthy as Stormzy, Frimpong and Dapper Laughs trying to create new material.

Desperate rather than insane then...good to know.

[SirBalon 2,606]

Can't stand this guy, never have been able to stomach him to be honest and this is just another desperate attempt at trying to... Trying to what exactly?, don't know and I don't care.

[Stan 7,256]

Never understood his videos and why everyone got hard-ons over them. 

So unfunny. 

[SirBalon 2,606]

5 minutes ago, Stan said:

Never understood his videos and why everyone got hard-ons over them. 

So unfunny. 

I honestly never thought he was even trying to be funny.  At the time I thought he was just one of those sorry people you get on social media wanting protagonism.

[True Blue 836]

Hated him from his playing days, always seemed to be a cunt. His videos are funny as brain cancer, complete bellend.

[Smiley Culture 1,141]

Very good player but I’ve seen a couple of his videos and I just don’t get them. They’re not funny either. 

The chicken one repulses me. Makes me feel ill seeing him put that chicken near his mouth. 

[Stan 7,256]

6 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

I honestly never thought he was even trying to be funny.  At the time I thought he was just one of those sorry people you get on social media wanting protagonism.

Maybe he's just bored with the lack of attention from playing football and is now over-compensating by being an absolute knob head. 

[SirBalon 2,606]

31 minutes ago, Stan said:

Maybe he's just bored with the lack of attention from playing football and is now over-compensating by being an absolute knob head. 

I always had the feeling he felt he never got the credit he thought he deserved at the height of his career.  He was overlooked a lot (very justifiably so) during that period where there were many great full-backs plying their trade all over Europe.  I also have an inkling that he felt it was due to his skin colour because let's be fair, he has a very very big chip on his narrow shoulders.

[LFCMike 1,191]

What a cock

[SirBalon 2,606]

1 hour ago, Cannabis said:

Legend.

King of the Jimmie Rustlers.

If only he had that type of intelligence mate!  He doesn't even reach 50 levels below what would be necessary to conjure up such sentimental mish-mash... Infact if he'd have been merely 30 levels below the necessary intelligence level to want to play with the public on social media he wouldn't have got upset at what Suárez said to him.

Thats how stupid he is.

[JOSHBRFC 449]

What an absolute cunt. That video is fucking disgusting, there is nothing funny about it at all.

 

However, i can still never get "I love dissss gaaayym" out of my head.

 

[Spike 2,079]

I love how everyone is collectively getting anal retentive about it, though.

[Mel81x 1,473]

Think this is the guy hes trying to copy but the way he went after that chicken was ... interesting to say the least. Got the hint when he sprinkled the salt.

[SirBalon 2,606]

44 minutes ago, Spike said:

I love how everyone is collectively getting anal retentive about it, though.

Maybe because he put it out there for public consumption where the protocol is to comment mate. Add to that he’s a public fugure and you are exposed to judgment considering everything.

He’s simply reaping what he has sowed. 

[JOSHBRFC 449]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

I love how everyone is collectively getting anal retentive about it, though.

You love anything to do with anal. 

[CaaC (John) 1,912]

Thank you, Patrick, I was going to order a Kentucky Chicken for tonight's tea but that has gone on hold now. 

[Spike 2,079]

1 hour ago, SirBalon said:

Maybe because he put it out there for public consumption where the protocol is to comment mate. Add to that he’s a public fugure and you are exposed to judgment considering everything.

He’s simply reaping what he has sowed. 

I disagree. He should reape being ignored not having any sort of notoriety  or attention. Any other mentally ill person is usually ignored... I wouldn’t have known about this on the slightest if not for this thread!

[SirBalon 2,606]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

I disagree. He should reape being ignored not having any sort of notoriety  or attention. Any other mentally ill person is usually ignored... I wouldn’t have known about this on the slightest if not for this thread!

I agree, I saw it here but only because I don’t follow him so I wouldn’t have known. But you can appreciate that hundreds of millions of people use social media. 

[Spike 2,079]

2 hours ago, SirBalon said:

I agree, I saw it here but only because I don’t follow him so I wouldn’t have known. But you can appreciate that hundreds of millions of people use social media. 

Hundreds of millions of people need a punch in the face.

[DeadLinesman 2,314]

22 hours ago, True Blue said:

Hated him from his playing days, always seemed to be a cunt. His videos are funny as brain cancer, complete bellend.

And yet you love John Terry 🤔

[True Blue 836]

1 hour ago, DeadLinesman said:

And yet you love John Terry 🤔

Behave

[DeadLinesman 2,314]

3 hours ago, True Blue said:

Behave

That’s what his wife repeatedly tells him.

[True Blue 836]

4 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

That’s what his wife repeatedly tells him.

I genuinely have no memory of posting "behave"

I meant i will cut you 

[DeadLinesman 2,314]

Much better.

[Vegan Kel 171]

I actually really, really, really dislike Patrice Evra. Was very good for literally three seasons but is somehow regarded as some world class all time great by people who don't know who Denis Irwin is.

I genuinely think that in his last few seasons at the club he was one of the very worst players we have ever had. An absolute liability and after that 4-4 draw with Everton which cost us the title ultimately he was at fault for virtually every goal. Runs forward and jogs back.

Now I really hate the way that he claims to be some kind of legend at the club when, I stress again, he had three decent seasons. 

Nobody wants or needs your advice Patrice