AMG 227 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 A very annoying friend of mine wont stop messaging me whenever she seen me online, and always asks the same damn question. "Whats up?" I have tried the standard answers (nothing, work, stuff etc) I've tried the funny answers (prices, sky, Blood Pressure), I've tried the literal answer (taken a pic of the article I was reading and sent) and all that. But she wont stop asking the same damn question. So now I want you to give me a list of the rudest reply y'all can come with, so that, hopefully, she wont message me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Storts+ 2,366 Posted January 23, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted January 23, 2019 My throbbing penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab 1,256 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 up adverb 1. towards a higher place or position. "he jumped up" 2. at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity. "she turned the volume up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan 745 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Or just ignore her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,509 Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just block her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,409 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 You know this person better than us, so will have a better inkling as to what is most likely to drive her away.... What’s Up? A) ”This annoying friend.... up in my face! B) “My erection. I’d like us to meet up and have sex” C) Donald Trumps approval rating, and I’m on board for 2020! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,409 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, Rab said: up adverb 1. towards a higher place or position. "he jumped up" 2. at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity. "she turned the volume up" What's "up"? Like she's querying the meaning of the word. Very witty retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,409 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Urban dictionary.... What's up An extremely annoying question that has (unfortunately) replaced "Hello" or "Hi" as the most popular form of casual greeting. For full effect, best delivered while walking past someone at about 90 m.p.h. so the person you're talking to has no time to respond, and in a tone that suggests you really don't give a shit about "what's up" with them. Dude #1: "Hey, man. What's up?" Dude #2: "Uh..." (what he managed to get out before Dude #1 was already too far away to hear the rest of what he was going to say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 14,991 Posted January 23, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted January 23, 2019 "friend"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG 227 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, nudge said: "friend"... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 14,991 Posted January 23, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, AMG said: ? Maybe it's just me but I don't think you are friends if you find her annoying, don't want to talk to her, and consider being rude just so she would stop messaging you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc 570 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 ‘Not sure, I’m seeking advice on a football forum’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado 1,705 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I don't feel annoyed by my friends, mostly because I don't make friends with annoying people. If I am ever annoyed by one of them, I'm probably gonna jokingly tell them "jeez, what do you want this time you absolute pain in the ass". I don't think it's true friendship if you have this sort of problem with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG 227 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Marc said: ‘Not sure, I’m seeking advice on a football forum’ Considering the fact that football fans are, in general, considered to be rude and obnoxious, I see nothing wrong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 11,866 Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 So I guess she's not attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel81x 3,392 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just type three dots "..." and hit enter. If she hasn't got a clue she'll keep waiting for you to finish typing and you'll never hear from her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,463 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Send Nudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,463 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Does the reply has to be in English ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Culture 1,651 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Is there anything actually wrong with this? It’s mildly irritating at woeat and there is potentially a number of reasons why this person is trying to instigate conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG 227 Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 56 minutes ago, Azeem said: Does the reply has to be in English ? Considering that she knows hindi, and is learning Urdu, not necessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,200 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, AMG said: Considering that she knows hindi, and is learning Urdu, not necessarily. I got taught a naughty word once, was it something like Madarchod? Say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,509 Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,332 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Send her a dickpic, she'll either send a nude in return and be up for it or block you. That's your life sorted there lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cannabis Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Send a picture of your penis, would scare anyone off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,207 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Copy and paste long scriptures of the bible every time she messages you. She'll get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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