AMG 224 Posted January 23, 2019 A very annoying friend of mine wont stop messaging me whenever she seen me online, and always asks the same damn question. "Whats up?" I have tried the standard answers (nothing, work, stuff etc) I've tried the funny answers (prices, sky, Blood Pressure), I've tried the literal answer (taken a pic of the article I was reading and sent) and all that. But she wont stop asking the same damn question. So now I want you to give me a list of the rudest reply y'all can come with, so that, hopefully, she wont message me again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storts 1,941 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) My throbbing penis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rab 904 Posted January 23, 2019 up adverb 1. towards a higher place or position. "he jumped up" 2. at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity. "she turned the volume up" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
...Dan 651 Posted January 23, 2019 Or just ignore her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,995 Posted January 23, 2019 Just block her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,228 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) You know this person better than us, so will have a better inkling as to what is most likely to drive her away.... What’s Up? A) ”This annoying friend.... up in my face! B) “My erection. I’d like us to meet up and have sex” C) Donald Trumps approval rating, and I’m on board for 2020! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,228 Posted January 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, Rab said: up adverb 1. towards a higher place or position. "he jumped up" 2. at or to a higher level of intensity, volume, or activity. "she turned the volume up" What's "up"? Like she's querying the meaning of the word. Very witty retort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,228 Posted January 23, 2019 Urban dictionary.... What's up An extremely annoying question that has (unfortunately) replaced "Hello" or "Hi" as the most popular form of casual greeting. For full effect, best delivered while walking past someone at about 90 m.p.h. so the person you're talking to has no time to respond, and in a tone that suggests you really don't give a shit about "what's up" with them. Dude #1: "Hey, man. What's up?" Dude #2: "Uh..." (what he managed to get out before Dude #1 was already too far away to hear the rest of what he was going to say) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMG 224 Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, nudge said: "friend"... ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nudge 8,714 Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, AMG said: ? Maybe it's just me but I don't think you are friends if you find her annoying, don't want to talk to her, and consider being rude just so she would stop messaging you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marc 569 Posted January 23, 2019 ‘Not sure, I’m seeking advice on a football forum’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Machado 1,293 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) I don't feel annoyed by my friends, mostly because I don't make friends with annoying people. If I am ever annoyed by one of them, I'm probably gonna jokingly tell them "jeez, what do you want this time you absolute pain in the ass". I don't think it's true friendship if you have this sort of problem with them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMG 224 Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Marc said: ‘Not sure, I’m seeking advice on a football forum’ Considering the fact that football fans are, in general, considered to be rude and obnoxious, I see nothing wrong here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy 5,227 Posted January 23, 2019 So I guess she's not attractive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mel81x 2,261 Posted January 23, 2019 Just type three dots "..." and hit enter. If she hasn't got a clue she'll keep waiting for you to finish typing and you'll never hear from her again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McAzeem 1,485 Posted January 23, 2019 Does the reply has to be in English ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley Culture 1,360 Posted January 23, 2019 Is there anything actually wrong with this? It’s mildly irritating at woeat and there is potentially a number of reasons why this person is trying to instigate conversation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMG 224 Posted January 23, 2019 56 minutes ago, Azeem said: Does the reply has to be in English ? Considering that she knows hindi, and is learning Urdu, not necessarily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toinho 1,461 Posted January 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, AMG said: Considering that she knows hindi, and is learning Urdu, not necessarily. I got taught a naughty word once, was it something like Madarchod? Say that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Send her a dickpic, she'll either send a nude in return and be up for it or block you. That's your life sorted there lad. Edited January 23, 2019 by Berserker 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cannabis Posted January 23, 2019 Send a picture of your penis, would scare anyone off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cicero 3,890 Posted January 23, 2019 Copy and paste long scriptures of the bible every time she messages you. She'll get the idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Cicero said: Copy and paste long scriptures of the bible every time she messages you. She'll get the idea. Or maybe she's like @SirBalon's wife and she'll fall in love with him.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMG 224 Posted January 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Tommy said: So I guess she's not attractive? She is. Its just that whenever I think of anyone except you, I feel like I'm cheating on you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucas 2,343 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) "Look, let's cut the bullshit. You're a girl and I'm a guy. You and I both know there's something between us and I thought I'd just get it out in the open. I know you've stalked my pic's and I just want you to know I'm ok with you using them for wank material. It's natural, I'm completely at ease with it, and If I was you, I'd probably do the same. But I'm more than just a sexual object you know? I have feelings. So if you're going to keep doing it, don't just take take take. At least show me. Cheers" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cicero 3,890 Posted January 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, AMG said: She is. Are you bent? What's the issue here then? She obviously likes you and if you find her attractive, think with your penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 23, 2019 Ask her for a shag. It's win win. If she blocks you she'll leave you alone. If she accepts, you'll have some fun in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
