Berserker Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cicero said: Copy and paste long scriptures of the bible every time she messages you. She'll get the idea. Or maybe she's like @SirBalon's wife and she'll fall in love with him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Tommy said: So I guess she's not attractive? She is. Its just that whenever I think of anyone except you, I feel like I'm cheating on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 "Look, let's cut the bullshit. You're a girl and I'm a guy. You and I both know there's something between us and I thought I'd just get it out in the open. I know you've stalked my pic's and I just want you to know I'm ok with you using them for wank material. It's natural, I'm completely at ease with it, and If I was you, I'd probably do the same. But I'm more than just a sexual object you know? I have feelings. So if you're going to keep doing it, don't just take take take. At least show me. Cheers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, AMG said: She is. Are you bent? What's the issue here then? She obviously likes you and if you find her attractive, think with your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Ask her for a shag. It's win win. If she blocks you she'll leave you alone. If she accepts, you'll have some fun in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cicero said: Are you bent? What's the issue here then? She obviously likes you and if you find her attractive, think with your penis. That she's a colleague and that she's engaged. I've decided to reply with the much more firm yet officious "Please refrain from contacting me by call, text, WhatsApp, email or a facebook message unless it is relating to academics or work." the next time she wants to know whats up. I think its slightly rude, but fair. If my cold responses dont do the trick, hopefully this will. To everyone else, thank you for your creativity, but if I even had a semblance of an interest in her, I was/am aware of the Dating/Relationship thread, and this querry would have been redirected to that thread instead. PS: I am open to criticism and fine-tuning of my chosen response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, AMG said: That she's a colleague and that she's engaged. I've decided to reply with the much more firm yet officious "Please refrain from contacting me by call, text, WhatsApp, email or a facebook message unless it is relating to academics or work." the next time she wants to know whats up. I think its slightly rude, but fair. If my cold responses dont do the trick, hopefully this will. To everyone else, thank you for your creativity, but if I even had a semblance of an interest in her, I was/am aware of the Dating/Relationship thread, and this querry would have been redirected to that thread instead. PS: I am open to criticism and fine-tuning of my chosen response. It's quite direct but maybe that's what she needs. if she's a colleague, could you just not speak to her face to face, like a man You freshies are so weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 To be fair mate it's clear something is up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber RandoEFC+ Posted January 23, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted January 23, 2019 Weird thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Harvsky said: To be fair mate it's clear something is up Do you play where's Wally while at bed with your girl, mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Blue said: Ask her for a shag. It's win win. If she blocks you she'll leave you alone. If she accepts, you'll have some fun in bed. From the 1 or 2 Bollywood movies I've seen, I know that he'll have to do some weird dance with her afterwards where the whole town joins. Maybe he's not into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Tommy said: From the 1 or 2 Bollywood movies I've seen, I know that he'll have to do some weird dance with her afterwards where the whole town joins. Maybe he's not into that. This is the best Bollywood moment ever, this is how to properly woo a girl with such masculinity and bravado... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 Her fiance's reaction when he sees all the guys she messaged on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tommy said: Her fiance's reaction when he sees all the guys she messaged on Facebook. and if that fails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Does she have nice feet? If yes, ask her if I can lube them and roll my dicks down the sole of her feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted January 23, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, MUFC said: Does she have nice feet? If yes, ask her if I can lube them and roll my dicks down the sole of her feet. Go have a wank, get this out your system and then come back and participate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, Batard said: Go have a wank, get this out your system and then come back and participate I had a wank then participated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Slowly take longer and longer to reply to her messages, she will soon get the message. OR...don't be a shit and tell her honestly how it makes you feel, but in a less cuntish way than that statement you've written up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 You could always just not respond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: You could always just not respond Not really a very good option, as the next time I'm on my seat, she'll stand next to me and say I sent you a message on FB, why didnt you reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, AMG said: Not really a very good option, as the next time I'm on my seat, she'll stand next to me and say I sent you a message on FB, why didnt you reply. Just say “what’s up” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 11 hours ago, MUFC said: Does she have nice feet? If yes, ask her if I can lube them and roll my dicks down the sole of her feet. Hang on... how many dicks do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Hang on... how many dicks do you have? Second is on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 https://prnt.sc/mbm3s7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, AMG said: https://prnt.sc/mbm3s7 You also keep giving the same reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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