Cicero 5,265 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Still one of the greatest things ever created. The comments section is a gold mine. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted December 13, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 13, 2021 An old man decides to look into a Nudist Colony He is invited to try the one week trial period so he does. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, walks over to him and asks, "did you call for me?" The man, obviously embarrassed, replies, "No, what do you mean?" "You must be new here. Let me explain.It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me," she says. Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lays down on a towel eagerly, and happily lets him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asks the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replies the old man. "You must be new." answers the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, puts him over a bench and has his way with the old man. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist. 'May I help you?' she asks. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, dismayed, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't even had a chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady, I'm 70 years old. I only get an erection once a week, but I fart 15 times a day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3091911891045927&id=1655013418069122&fs=1&focus_composer=0&m_entstream_source=feed_mobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,349 Posted December 19, 2021 Administrator Share Posted December 19, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted December 19, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 19, 2021 17 minutes ago, Stan said: Explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,602 Posted December 19, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2021 1 minute ago, nudge said: Explain Suchen = Suck....en.... Dich = Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted December 19, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 19, 2021 Just now, Tommy said: Suchen = Suck....en... Is that supposed to look like "We're sucking dick?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,602 Posted December 19, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, nudge said: Is that supposed to look like "We're sucking dick?" Yea... only peasant non German speakers will get it straight away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted December 19, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Tommy said: Yea... only peasant non German speakers will get it straight away. You mean linguistically-challenged British peasants... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,349 Posted December 19, 2021 Administrator Share Posted December 19, 2021 21 minutes ago, nudge said: Is that supposed to look like "We're sucking dick?" Didn't think it was that difficult to understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,602 Posted December 19, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stan said: Didn't think it was that difficult to understand If you're German speaking, you read it in German and it sounds completely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,602 Posted December 20, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 A friend of mine got sacked today. Trained for 7 years. He got sacked for sleeping with one of his patients. It's a shame he was a great vet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,607 Posted December 22, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,602 Posted December 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 22, 2021 "755 Dollars to look like someone who doesn't know how to wear glasses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,321 Posted December 22, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Tommy said: "755 Dollars to look like someone who doesn't know how to wear glasses." Bet SirBalon would love them... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,349 Posted December 22, 2021 Administrator Share Posted December 22, 2021 50 minutes ago, nudge said: Bet SirBalon would love them... too cheap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 I went to the doctors the other day. He told me to stop masturbating. I asked him why. He said "because I'm trying to examine you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted December 29, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted December 29, 2021 Our youngest grandson, wee Kaiden is in the dog house with his mum and his grannie (the wife), our daughter sent me this text message, me and our son pissed our self laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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