Cicero 5,265 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Sneezing with your eyes still open will have them go out of their socket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 I use to think that in Primary School I was allowed to have sex with the dinner ladies, not sure why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 10 hours ago, MUFC said: I use to think that in Primary School I was allowed to have sex with the dinner ladies, not sure why. Do you just wake up and think, “what random made up thing can I post today?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Share Posted June 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Toinho said: Do you just wake up and think, “what random made up thing can I post today?” Wish it was like that lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I use to think that things repeated like when a TV episode is repeated.I remember seeing some yellow papers once and thinking things were repeating. I use to think if you took a picture the thing would turn into the picture. So wondered how my dad got his picture he took of a swan on the lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor 678 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 On 19/06/2019 at 00:26, RandoEFC said: I remember when I started whacking off I thought I should probably stop after doing it a few times because I'd run out of sperm and never be able to have kids. The first time I came I thought was going to get pregnant because of it. I don't know why I thought that, but for a half a day I really believe that. I remember sitting on the couch afterwards, watching the movie Tombstone on the telly. The whole movie passed by while my head went dizzy with this stupid thought, as I stared at my belly with fright. Still to this day, whenever Tombstone comes (pun unintended) on the telly, I have a little giggle. I haven't told this to anyone in the offline world for not wanting to be ridiculed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 3,824 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 True story. My mum used to take me round her friends house whilst both their fellas went to play 5 a side and have a beer. One time I went over, I was investigating upstairs in the wardrobe and found a toy cucumber. I just thought it was a toy. No big deal. Unfortunately when you took the top off, it turned into a toy willy. Me, not really knowing it's intended cause, came down stairs waving it like a sword apparently. Probably one of my best finds as a youngster but not ideal in the circumstances. And from that point on, I used to think my willy was a cucumber because that's what I was told. If only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panflute 670 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 - I thought music albums were always recorded live in a studio. I could not fathom how you could hear 2 guitars in a song by a band that had only 1 guitar player in its line-up. - I believed that babies came out of the ass and it took my slightly older cousin to take me to my aunt and ask before I realized I was wrong. - I did not want to share my drinking bottles with other kids because I thought I would get AIDS and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 That my parents wouldn't be able to tell me what to do anymore as soon as I turned 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 On 25/06/2019 at 09:53, Bluewolf said: That my parents wouldn't be able to tell me what to do anymore as soon as I turned 18 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share Posted July 11, 2019 Rather then a new thread, what were you told by elders when younger? Can be anyone, family, teachers etc. One for me was, germs don't live on ice lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegan Kel 172 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I used to think that atheism wasn't mental and that we were all monkey people living on a giant ball spinning pointlessly through 'outer space'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted January 30, 2023 Author Share Posted January 30, 2023 On 18/06/2019 at 19:56, RandoEFC said: I remember when I started whacking off I thought I should probably stop after doing it a few times because I'd run out of sperm and never be able to have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted January 30, 2023 Author Share Posted January 30, 2023 On 24/06/2019 at 15:02, Panflute said: - I thought music albums were always recorded live in a studio. I could not fathom how you could hear 2 guitars in a song by a band that had only 1 guitar player in its line-up. - I believed that babies came out of the ass and it took my slightly older cousin to take me to my aunt and ask before I realized I was wrong. - I did not want to share my drinking bottles with other kids because I thought I would get AIDS and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,495 Posted January 30, 2023 Author Share Posted January 30, 2023 After watching a horror movie in my primary school years. Never wanted to go to bed because I used to think the movie villian was upstairs in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,324 Posted January 30, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted January 30, 2023 On 14/06/2019 at 00:54, Dr. Gonzo said: That cars were alive and they needed to drink petrol periodically to stay alive. I read this and thought "OMG this is so cute!" And then I scrolled down and read this: On 14/06/2019 at 00:56, nudge said: This is so cute! Good to know I haven't changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, MUFC said: After watching a horror movie in my primary school years. Never wanted to go to bed because I used to think the movie villian was upstairs in the house. I remember when I watched Halloween when I was young. My dad normally snores but that night he just breathed loudly like michael Myers. I fucking shit myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 On 13/06/2019 at 18:54, Dr. Gonzo said: That cars were alive and they needed to drink petrol periodically to stay alive. I'm gonna stop asking you when I want to know something I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,173 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 40 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: I'm gonna stop asking you when I want to know something I think I'm not 4 anymore tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,358 Posted January 31, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted January 31, 2023 Our mother used to tell us stories on a cold winter's night around a coal fire when she was a kid farmers told her about the Loch Ness Monster that it would rise out of the water and a big hand would reach up and steal and eat live cattle off the bridge. From that day on I would shit myself crossing any bridge with water underneath in case I got snatched by the Loch Ness Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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