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Things You Used to Think as a Youngster

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I use to think everyone had unlimited cash, all you had to do was go to a cash machine.

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That cars were alive and they needed to drink petrol periodically to stay alive.

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1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

That cars were alive and they needed to drink petrol periodically to stay alive.

This is so cute! ^_^ xD 

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Just now, nudge said:

This is so cute! ^_^ xD 

It's my dad's fault for lying to me about the car being our pet when I asked if we could get a dog xD

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I use to think that trams were for tramps.

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That the orange emergency SOS phones on the motorway were something to do with Sainsbury's

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That if you dug into the ground deep enough, you could eventually reach Australia.

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5 minutes ago, The Rebel CRS said:

That if you dug into the ground deep enough, you could eventually reach Australia.

I also thought this when I was a kid

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I thought that when the F1 commentators said Michael Schumacher was the reigning world champion it meant that he was good at driving in the rain. I learned that I was wrong when I said to my dad that Schumacher will probably win because it was raining and he laughed at me.

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I use to think that I shit my pants after a wet dream.

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24 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

I thought that when the F1 commentators said Michael Schumacher was the reigning world champion it meant that he was good at driving in the rain. I learned that I was wrong when I said to my dad that Schumacher will probably win because it was raining and he laughed at me.

To be fair you weren't wrong :D 

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I used to believe that people died in order of age.

Also that ATM machines gave you all the money you wanted, and that bank checks were free money...

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When my brother and I would watch football together, the commentator would say that a player has been 'rested'. 

What I heard was 'arrested'. Ended up thinking players missed games because they'd got nicked during the week then came back from their police time the week after xD

52 minutes ago, The Rebel CRS said:

That if you dug into the ground deep enough, you could eventually reach Australia.

 

46 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I also thought this when I was a kid

Same! 

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6 hours ago, Stick With Azeem said:

You can't have kids without getting married 

Sperm.

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Reading all this, I was a pretty smart kid. And you were all kind of dumb. 

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15 hours ago, The Rebel CRS said:

That if you dug into the ground deep enough, you could eventually reach Australia.

China for us 

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My grandparents lived in an entirely black and white world.

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On the way into town when I was little, we would drive by a distillery, that had a big chimney that spewed out thick white smoke. 

I thought it was a cloud factory.

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I use to think when we got our first tv in the 1950s when I was a wee nipper that there was a door at the back of the tv that people walked in and out.

My mother told me that when we first got our tv when I was about 5 years old I was staring at the tv with my mouth open, I then walked and looked behind the tv and my mother asked me what was I doing and I replied "Looking for the door that them people got into this box with a glass?".

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I used to think it was "I use to" instead of "I used to"...

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1 hour ago, Berserker said:

Same.

Southern Hemisphere is the best isn’t it mate? 

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I remember when I started whacking off I thought I should probably stop after doing it a few times because I'd run out of sperm and never be able to have kids.

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Sneezing with your eyes still open will have them go out of their socket 

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I use to think that in Primary School I was allowed to have sex with the dinner ladies, not sure why.

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10 hours ago, MUFC said:

I use to think that in Primary School I was allowed to have sex with the dinner ladies, not sure why.

Do you just wake up and think, “what random made up thing can I post today?”

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28 minutes ago, Toinho said:

Do you just wake up and think, “what random made up thing can I post today?”

Wish it was like that lol.

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I use to think that things repeated like when a  TV episode is repeated.I remember seeing some yellow papers once and thinking things were repeating.  

I use to think if you took a picture the thing would turn into the picture. So wondered how my dad got his picture he took of a swan on the lake. 

 

 

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