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Tell me about your weekend?

How many midgets, and who wore the strap on?

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20 hours ago, Harry said:

Tell me about your weekend?

How many midgets, and who wore the strap on?

Went to Vegas - saw Iron Maiden, raced some karts, drove a Lamborghini around a track which was great, got very very fucked up. Good times.

No midgets or strap-ons, but that question made me think of attaching a strap on to a midget's head like a unicorn horn.

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If you had access to a time machine and could observe any period from human history where would you choose to go?  :35_thinking:

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What are your favourite spots you've travelled to?

Where else in the world other then UK and US could you see yourself living?

Why is Audioslave the best super band in the world?

Top 3 concerts you've seen?

Have you been to any hockey games while living in the US?

Favourite current and past Bayern players?

 

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Top 5 bands?

Top 5 alcoholic drinks?

Top 1 Australian posters on this site?

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4 hours ago, UNORTHODOX said:

If you had access to a time machine and could observe any period from human history where would you choose to go?  :35_thinking:

Probably Ancient Rome 

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4 hours ago, Viva la FCB said:

What are your favourite spots you've travelled to?

Where else in the world other then UK and US could you see yourself living?

Why is Audioslave the best super band in the world?

Top 3 concerts you've seen?

Have you been to any hockey games while living in the US?

Favourite current and past Bayern players?

 

1) I really liked visiting Rome, that was probably the place I’ve enjoyed visiting the most

2) That’s a good question - probably somewhere in Europe. Sweden or the Netherlands probably

3) Mate they aren’t - Led Zeppelin or Cream are

4) I’ve been to San Diego Gulls games (they’re the AHL team affiliated with the Anaheim Ducks). Not been to an NHL game though

5) past: Dietmar Hamann, present: Lewandowski 

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2 hours ago, Toinho said:

Top 5 bands?

Top 5 alcoholic drinks?

Top 1 Australian posters on this site?

In no real order: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Megadeth

Neat scotches, beers that aren’t shit, bloody mary’s, vodka sodas, I don’t really have a 5th answer though

And obviously @Toinho :x

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Best Johnny Cash song?

Have you ever been to Iran?

What car do you drive?

Best book you ever read?

Favourite Star Wars movie?

What is one thing that annoys you the most?

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Which other sports do you watch?

Are you usually looking forward for the Olympics or do you find most of it boring?

Who is the non-Liverpool player that you have most admired, present or past?

Do you like hip hop/rap at all? I find many elements I like in rock also in hip hop, especially in the more groovy type of tracks.

Were you a cool kid, a nerd, a bully, or something else?

You walk in a restaurant and in one table there's Klopp, Benitez and Kenny Dalglish having dinner. In one other table you see Robert Plant, John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne. Choose one trio to sit down with and have a chat for a few hours.

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1 hour ago, nudge said:

Best Johnny Cash song?

Have you ever been to Iran?

What car do you drive?

Best book you ever read?

Favourite Star Wars movie?

What is one thing that annoys you the most?

I always liked “Man in Black” - even though it’s got that pro-Jesus lyric xD

I haven’t but I’d like to go sometime soon. My mum & sister went a few years ago, to visit my grandmother and my sister met a lot of family that she’d never met before (and that I’ve never met).

I’ve got a VW Golf

Tough question - Catch 22 is my favourite book so probably that

Its between Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi

People that have temper tantrums about everything - unbearable 

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43 minutes ago, Machado said:

Which other sports do you watch?

Are you usually looking forward for the Olympics or do you find most of it boring?

Who is the non-Liverpool player that you have most admired, present or past?

Do you like hip hop/rap at all? I find many elements I like in rock also in hip hop, especially in the more groovy type of tracks.

Were you a cool kid, a nerd, a bully, or something else?

You walk in a restaurant and in one table there's Klopp, Benitez and Kenny Dalglish having dinner. In one other table you see Robert Plant, John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne. Choose one trio to sit down with and have a chat for a few hours.

F1, Rugby, American football and the NBA once playoffs come around

I think the Olympics is a bit shit tbh

Thierry Henry or Zinedine Zidane

Yeah for sure I like some - especially the “classics” from the gangsta rap era. Less so with newer rap though, or at least newer mainstream rap.

I was probably a nerd more than anything. I was a pretty good student and I filled my free time with video games, playing guitar, and reading comics. I just had a small group of friends with similar interests too. I think my brother was more of one of the cooler and more popular kids

Fuck me that’s a hard question! I think I’d have to go with the music legends though

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Thoughts on the Peruvian National Team?

Best Sheep season?

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24 minutes ago, Grizzly21 said:

Thoughts on the Peruvian National Team?

Best Sheep season?

I don’t really know much about them, but they were fun to watch at the last World Cup and in the last Copa America.

I’ve enjoyed each of the Sheep seasons, I don’t really know which is my favourite. I’ll go with whichever I got the most points in

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1) How and when did you start supporting Liverpool? 

2) One player from the past who could make the current squad better. 

3) One player from the current squad who could easily get into Paisley's great teams. 

4) Have you read any autobiographies of any Liverpool players/managers? If yes, which ones did you enjoy?

5) What is your real name? 

6) What do you do for a living? 

7) Story behind your username or is it from the book/movie (Fear and loathing...) ? 

8) Thoughts on Gonzo porn. 

9) Favourite dishes from Iranian cuisine.

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4 hours ago, IgnisExcubitor said:

1) How and when did you start supporting Liverpool? 

2) One player from the past who could make the current squad better. 

3) One player from the current squad who could easily get into Paisley's great teams. 

4) Have you read any autobiographies of any Liverpool players/managers? If yes, which ones did you enjoy?

5) What is your real name? 

6) What do you do for a living? 

7) Story behind your username or is it from the book/movie (Fear and loathing...) ? 

8) Thoughts on Gonzo porn. 

9) Favourite dishes from Iranian cuisine.

1) My dad made me, the absolute legend.

2) Steven Gerrard

3.) Any of our front 3, really. I’d say Bobby... but idk if he gets in over Sir King Kenny or Ian Rush. So let’s say Salah

4.) I read Gerrard’s, it was okay I guess

5.) Adam

6.) Risk assessment consultancy for various companies - mostly banks and insurance companies, but some of our other clients are importers/exporters or freight shipping companies

7.) Yeah I just stole it from Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear & Loathing

8.) What the fuck is Gonzo porn??

9.) I love me a good soltani. Also gormeh sabzi is really nice. Best thing about Persian food is tahdig (the crispy rice) though

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If you can take any Peruvian in history that you're familiar with at Liverpool, who would it be? (some names you could recognize being Solano, Farfan, Pizarro, Guerrero, Vargas, Carrillo)

What young players do you like and would take at Liverpool besides the obvious superstars? (so no Mbappe, Sancho, etc)

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  1. Other than Liverpool do you support or like any other team?
  2. What other countries besides the U.K. would you like to live in? 
  3. What other sport(s) you like besides football?

I can't think of anything else as others above me have already asked questions I would have mentioned.

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2 hours ago, Grizzly21 said:

If you can take any Peruvian in history that you're familiar with at Liverpool, who would it be? (some names you could recognize being Solano, Farfan, Pizarro, Guerrero, Vargas, Carrillo)

What young players do you like and would take at Liverpool besides the obvious superstars? (so no Mbappe, Sancho, etc)

Nobby Solano for sure, what a player

I don’t really know mate. Right now I think we’re looking at the best LFC team in my lifetime. So any addition to the side would have to be a really good young player and aside from the obvious choices... I don’t think I know enough about youth football. Actually maybe one of the Chelsea kids - Mount or CHO

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Would you trade Firmino for a 25 goal per season striker like Aguero or Kane?

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2 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:
  1. Other than Liverpool do you support or like any other team?
  2. What other countries besides the U.K. would you like to live in? 
  3. What other sport(s) you like besides football?

I can't think of anything else as others above me have already asked questions I would have mentioned.

1) Tranmere always has a soft spot with me, because I’m from the Wirral so they’re my local side. Everyone in my family is a red or a blue though so I was sort of pushed into supporting Liverpool by my dad.

2) Well right now I’m living in the US because I am paid pretty decently out here, but I think when I have kids I’ll want to go back to the UK. But if I had to live elsewhere, I’d go with my answer from another question - either Sweden or Holland

3.) Rugby’s probably the best non-football sport. Or F1

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4 minutes ago, Grizzly21 said:

Would you trade Firmino for a 25 goal per season striker like Aguero or Kane?

No, he’s our most important player IMO. Without him I don’t think Salah or Mane score anywhere near as much.

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Worst holiday you've been on?

Weirdest place you've had sex?

Best birthday present you've received?

What's the worst first date you've ever had?

Cheesy songs that you love and hate?

Snog, Marry & Avoid 3 of the members - @Mel81x, @SirBalon, @RandoEFC

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23 minutes ago, Michael Simeonovitch said:

How did you come up with that username? 

Dr. Gonzo is a hilarious character in Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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14 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

3) Mate they aren’t - Led Zeppelin or Cream are

Its probably my fault but it wasnt a yes or no question :ph34r:

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13 minutes ago, Stan said:

Worst holiday you've been on?

Weirdest place you've had sex?

Best birthday present you've received?

What's the worst first date you've ever had?

Cheesy songs that you love and hate?

Snog, Marry & Avoid 3 of the members - @Mel81x, @SirBalon, @RandoEFC

I don’t really know the answer to that question - I’ve not really had a bad holiday. Or at least if I have had a bad holiday, I’ve managed to completely suppress those memories.

In a parked car at my uni

My second guitar (a Mexican Fender Stratocaster with a hot rails pickup in the bridge pickup). It was just such a massive improvement on my first guitar and having a guitar that was both easier to play & sounded about a billion times better, made me play guitar even more... and that made me get even better. So thanks for that mum & dad!

This cunt wouldn’t stop talking about her fucking dog the whole date. I like dogs and I like cats, but on your first date if you show me that your entire personality is “I love my pet” then it’s a shit date. Fucked her though so that was alright.

That Slade song that comes by every fucking Christmas.... sooo here it is merry Christmas everybody’s havin fun.... that one. You know it’s weird if you aren’t in the UK around Christmas and that song is nowhere to be heard.

Hmmm that’s a tough one. I’d probably have to snog @RandoEFC because I think we get along pretty well so it’d have to be snog or marry, but I’d obviously have to marry @Mel81x because he’s a Liverpool fan and a musician, so we’ve probably got more in common. That leaves avoid with @SirBalon, which nothing personal mate... that’s just the last option

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