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Just reading through the Health & Fitness thread and reading through what @nudge was saying about doing every kind of squats possible reminded me of the episode in Red Dwarf where Rimmer made a duplicate of himself because he felt Lister was dragging him down with his lazy ways.. So his duplicate had him doing exercises until the late hours so on and so forth... Anyway, it didn't take long for Rimmer to have a major fallout with himself... xD

Here they are in the cinema scene... 

So the question is, if you had an exact duplicate of yourself to spend time with how long would it be before you both fell out with each other or do you think you would get along like a house on fire?? 

 

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I'm quiet and don't like talking much and I like people who are similar so I think I'd do just fine with myself xD 

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I'd get seriously annoyed with myself. I realise I have annoying habits and also get annoyed easily so it's not a good combination xD 

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4 minutes ago, Stan said:

I'd get seriously annoyed with myself. I realise I have annoying habits and also get annoyed easily so it's not a good combination xD 

Don’t be so hard on yourself 

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Better company I could not ask for. Whether its regular me or my angry Korean with red eyes version, I'm a fucking book of wisdom. Sometimes I rather talk to myself than to most humans. :what:

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Would this clone be expecting to have a role in my family? If so I think we'd have problems... 🤨

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I could easily to be honest.

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Easily, it would be awesome, would make my clone do all the things i don't like doing. :P

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Someone to hang around with and play FIFA. Sounds great.

It's also an extra hand for wa... washing up.

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So long as myself had a laptop I don't think he'd be that hard to live with.

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On 03/10/2019 at 20:44, nudge said:

I'm quiet and don't like talking much and I like people who are similar so I think I'd do just fine with myself xD 

Yea, but what happens when quiet laid back you clashes with outgoing spirited drinking you??? 

On 03/10/2019 at 20:51, Stan said:

I'd get seriously annoyed with myself. I realise I have annoying habits and also get annoyed easily so it's not a good combination xD 

I think I would probably clash with myself... when chill out me clashes with getting something done and finished me.. 

 

On 04/10/2019 at 03:40, Berserker said:

Easily, it would be awesome, would make my clone do all the things i don't like doing. :P

If you don't like doing some things then your copy won't want to do them either, see True Blues answer... 

On 04/10/2019 at 09:20, CaaC (John) said:

I would look in a mirror of myself and smash the fuck out of it. 

Vampire blood in the family?? 

On 04/10/2019 at 10:40, True Blue said:

Two nervous lazy bastards? Nah wouldn't work.

Just an extra mouth to feed then.. 

On 04/10/2019 at 11:11, Pyfish said:

Someone to hang around with and play FIFA. Sounds great.

It's also an extra hand for wa... washing up.

Don't you think they would have enough er.. washing up of their own to be getting on with.. 

2 hours ago, Inverted said:

So long as myself had a laptop I don't think he'd be that hard to live with.

2 Sheldon Coopers??? 

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3 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

Yea, but what happens when quiet laid back you clashes with outgoing spirited drinking you??? 

To be fair it does happen even without having a clone xD 

The drinking one always wins.

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Try to drink yourself under the table while looking at yourself in a mirror  xD

 

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I think so... but I have no idea to be honest. What happens if I come home from work and there's a drunk version of me just being an utter twat back at home? Do I get as drunk as he is and get on his level? Do I get annoyed with him? Do I just go to a different room?

Fuck if I know.

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Whenever someone says clone I always go back to this. 

 

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On 03/10/2019 at 20:44, nudge said:

I'm quiet and don't like talking much and I like people who are similar so I think I'd do just fine with myself xD 

You wouldn't have thought so judging by on here :ph34r:

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On 03/10/2019 at 21:44, nudge said:

I'm quiet and don't like talking much and I like people who are similar so I think I'd do just fine with myself xD 

Pretty much the same, except for some reason, I am a morning person. Boy, do I like to talk in the morning. I've already annoyed several people with that, but there's something about mornings that makes me talkative. 

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19 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Pretty much the same, except for some reason, I am a morning person. Boy, do I like to talk in the morning. I've already annoyed several people with that, but there's something about mornings that makes me talkative. 

I can certainly relate to these people xD Absolutely hate having to engage in any conversation early in the morning and even more so if it's with someone too enthusiastic and happy xD 

 

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1 minute ago, nudge said:

I can certainly relate to these people xD Absolutely hate having to engage in any conversation early in the morning and even more so if it's with someone too enthusiastic and happy xD 

 

You'll make a great wife one day. xD

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29 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Pretty much the same, except for some reason, I am a morning person. Boy, do I like to talk in the morning. I've already annoyed several people with that, but there's something about mornings that makes me talkative. 

Yeah - I'm with you on this. I wake up around 4:30am each morning, doesn't matter what I'm doing. 

My wife used to be able to sleep until noon, but having a kid changes that whole routine. So she's usually up by 6 on the weekdays, and then I let her sleep in on the Weekends which means she's up around 9-9:30am. 

Our kid wakes up each morning at 6am for some reason, and I always go and get her, give her some water, cook her breakfast, change her, and then we either play or go for a walk, all before the wife is up. 

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1 minute ago, Eco said:

You'll make a great wife one day. xD

For everyone's sake, I don't intend to ever be a wife nevermind great xD 

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1 minute ago, nudge said:

For everyone's sake, I don't intend to ever be a wife nevermind great xD 

I heard Pizzaro is single and looking...:ph34r:

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1 minute ago, Eco said:

I heard Pizzaro is single and looking...:ph34r:

Too handsome for me xD 

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1 minute ago, nudge said:

Too handsome for me xD 

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1 hour ago, nudge said:

I can certainly relate to these people xD Absolutely hate having to engage in any conversation early in the morning and even more so if it's with someone too enthusiastic and happy xD 

 

You would hate me then... xD my daughter always moans at me about how I can be so awake first thing in the morning when she is still half asleep but she forgets I have probably been up at least a couple of hours before she is... 

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Dear fuck no.  One of us would no doubt be dead within 24 hours.  Or we'd both be in prison for doing something stupid after encouraging each other while chatting about terrible fucking ideas.

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