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I accidentally sent porn as my whatsapp status once when i was supposed to send it to a friend xD

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I sent pictures of my dick to the wrong women. 

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Just now, MUFC said:

I sent pictures of my dick to the wrong women. 

Is that a spelling mistake or did you accidentally send it to the wrong group of women?

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Brother's wedding on a Sunday evening, Bank Holiday weekend.

Got to the venue (about 1 and a half hours from home).

Realised, after the Indian wedding (approx 3pm) that I left my brother's suit for the reception back at home.

Reception began at 7pm.

Had to escape through traffic, go home, pick up the suit and come back to the venue in enough time for my brother to get ready. 

Luckily just about made it in time for him to get ready.

Then downed some beers very quickly before trying to compose myself to do my best man's (oh, the irony) speech later in the night xD 

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10 minutes ago, Stan said:

Brother's wedding on a Sunday evening, Bank Holiday weekend.

Got to the venue (about 1 and a half hours from home).

Realised, after the Indian wedding (approx 3pm) that I left my brother's suit for the reception back at home.

Reception began at 7pm.

Had to escape through traffic, go home, pick up the suit and come back to the venue in enough time for my brother to get ready. 

Luckily just about made it in time for him to get ready.

Then downed some beers very quickly before trying to compose myself to do my best man's (oh, the irony) speech later in the night xD 

Classic weeding screw up 

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On 19/11/2019 at 22:47, Stick With Azeem said:

Classic weeding screw up 

I don’t wear a suit while weeding. 

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