What’s it like winning the big one lads? It’s not something I’m ever likely to feel with two dodgy midget porn barons and a stuck up twat VC. The closest I’ve experienced to footballing Nirvana was the playoff wins. Celebrating all night, powder on tap, getting on with strangers and waking up with the most almighty hangover with a smile! It would have been topped in 2006 if not for Stevie G, so I need to live vicariously through Liverpool fans for 5 minutes before going back to reality.