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Here comes everybody’s knees start jerking

Yeah it’s shit for the kid. Not only bad for Liverpool but England Youths too who he was ripping it up for.

No, but he is the special one.

I hope he dies of foot n mouth

You must have shopped at Primark to know

Don’t worry mate, just change your username to CiceroinhoPep and come back as a City fan. Nobody will know

I heard Lampard (who knows far more than any of us) interviewed on the radio earlier, and he reckons that Chelsea are no longer shopping in the same market as the big clubs. He also said that Roman is now unprepared to go toe to toe with with the big clubs in the transfer market and that cuts throughout the club are being made. It was only a matter of time before he got bored of pumping his own money into a plaything without any sort of financial return to be fair. Chelsea has cost him a fortune and he’s now looking to cash in once the stadium is built according to Lampard.

Have you masturbated over Mourinho today? If not please do so. It may just calm your excitement over that dull, mardy arsed, bus parking, sour faced whopper.

How do you know? Been watching City reserves?

Maybe Pep just rates him and wants to buy him?

He has done yeah. He’s pretty versatile so maybe that’s the attraction?

I know mate, fucking shite

I know mate, was only joking. He’s a very underrated player.

Emre Can and Ox made a mug of him at Anfield.

Austin is injured! Cheeky bid maybe?

It’s either that or fuck a pensioner

You’re one of those people that if a Utd player fucked your lass up the arse and sent you a snap chat of it saying sorry, you’d take them down the pub and buy them a pint.

Now

Not sure what that has to do with our discussion on Europe but ok, fair play

2 years is a long time, especially when you do bell All whenever you get there. It’s pretty easy to forget Everton being in Europe to be fair!

In a while

Don’t even start you. First time Everton get into Europe and what happened? I’ll tell you what happened shall I? You got shat on from a great height by doctors and travel agents playing part time football, that’s what

Celebrating a corner was bad though

Come on nah, don’t be mardy

“We’ll be drinking sangria, while they’re in Ikea” ”We’ll be wearing our flip flops, while they’re at the chip shop”