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It's the condescending tone of his posts that rub half the forum up the wrong way. Most people that have engaged in a debate with him have come away thinking he's a right twat.

Basically he held out for a move to a bigger club but nobody wanted him so he's had to sign a new deal.

I think he's a great signing. Was hoping we picked him up.

We have done it (yet again) with Salah. 7m apart in negotiations and it looks like we will walk away. Absolute joke! Just pay what it takes to get the first choice targets and stop fucking around. We have a world class manager in Klopp and he must be thinking (after making a profit in sales for 3 transfer windows) .... "what the fuck have I joined here"?

Totally agree. I was one of those that said he'd fail in England but fuck me, he was brilliant.

Fuck us leaking shit to the media all the time, it's embarrassing. Do what City do and just get it done. People can knock them all they want for over paying but at least they get their targets. We are a total disgrace when it comes to negotiations.

Good shout! I reckon he'd be a decent replacement for Lukaku. He's not half as bad as some Arsenal fans make him out to be.

Wenger was at his house was he? Wonder if Arsenal will get reported for tapping up? Or maybe Wenger visits lots of teenage boys houses not football related?

That's exactly what I thought when I heard the news. This is the best thing that could've happened from Chelsea's point of view. They really have been fortunate with injuries this year. Go through the whole season without any and then their main man breaks a bone after the season ends to rule out a move away

Strange how Klopp is inserted into this caption seeing how he's spent absolutely nothing since he's been here. I know..... I've bit

His career is over.

He's going to be on less than £20k a week and the rumours saying he demanded £50k a week at Chelsea are false ...

Breaking that Wenger has agreed a 2 year extension to be announced officially tomorrow. Let the meltdowns begin

Pass me a gun

Costa is a shithouse. A troll of the highest order, an absolute ticking time bomb. Someone said above he's never been sent off for Chelsea. Well that is because he's got away with murder. He should have been sent loads of times. The guy is totally unhinged. I hope he stays at Chelsea.

Chelsea are becoming very cringe lately to be fair.

What makes him think he can still get a game at Everton? Last resort? Dropped from the England squad and let go by United and now he wants to return to the club that he fucked off when he was 16 HK85 said it right!

Well I know we are after him but so are everyone else so I doubt we'll get him

What you mean mate? I can't find anyone mentioning any of these players?

Only this club produce nights like that!

12 years today since Istanbul! How time flies.

Indeed

And Cannabis has seen some seriously hairy ballsacks in his time

Hardly deserving of ruining his whole career though is it? Think you may have over-reacted slightly mate

Deservedly so? What for having a tattoo? Fuckinell hang the cunt