Claret and Blue

You picked up the wrong envelope son

Come on men stop getting so easily offended. I thought I'd left all them tarts behind when I stopped posting on buzz feed. Aj news and sky..

Oh another one on a power trip. Oh look at me I've got the power like snap. Fucking hell chill out this isn't Hitler Germany

What gives you that impression? @Whiskeyabsolute Jack pal..

Were on topic. You don't like it sit at the back of the room. Their asking me questions about messages I'm replying. Now get back in your box

Come on @Whiskey Wtf you playing at.

Comedy central.. How much is membership to join the cool gang. Will a jock strap do

Bingo

Is this the part where other members laugh out loud And roll of floor dying. Basically anything goes. Until the boots oh the other foot.. Surely what's good for the goose is good for the gander

Look absolutely fuck all.

There's nothing there what aren't you getting.. It asked what the mental image was of other members was. I give mine Where's the problem exactly?

Listen I'm not fucking about reading love letters because you can't take a joke you fucking plank

@Whiskeythere's no message. Don't waste your fucking time either pal

Who said anything different. Love island viewing gives it away

Got 4 kids and I didn't adopt like madona or the Brad Pitt Nothing. Thanks

Most still live at home and get tucked in bed by mum every night and virgins

Heard 2 stories. Failed medical Wanted too much money.. Id be happy with play offs at the moment this squad is not good enough for automatic.. Could do with a winger And somebody like Archer on loan plus them city lads

Ballard hasn't signed for us Big man has though. We being linked with Rotherham midfielder Ben Wiles too

I'm happy enough with that reckon he'll do well under Kompany. Decent on free kicks too

Two decent midfielders that I'd have liked at Burnley. Surprised they stuck with Bruce to be honest..

Burnley being strongly linked with this lad. 2m Millwall fans seem to rate him.

Going Cornwall next month. Never been down in my life. Plenty of my buddies been and looks spot on so thought I'd give it a go. Winning 700 quid on the Irish lottery helped pay a chunk of it .. Was only the 3rd time I'd played in about 10 years too

When this lad says something people listen. Party is over pope is gone.. Once he passes medical Good move for pope. Class guy. Class keeper.. Goodbye lad. Feel like my bird has cheated on me with my best mate. Fucking spewing.. Newcastle you've got yourself a diamond

Didn't realise he'd gone to them. Good signing

Id love Callum O'hare from Coventry And John swift from reading at Burnley