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Transfers in:Morata (Add ons included) = £70mBakayoko = £40mRudiger = £34mWilly = FreeSpent = £144mTransfers out: Ake = £20mMatic = £40mChalobah = £5mCuadrado = £15mTraore = £9mOscar = £60m Received = £149m Still not including Diego's inevitable departure as well as other signings.

Vary's losing his penis played a part in the grand scheme of things?

Have a feeling Melissandre, The old Woman, the Lord of the Light, Bran, and Jon are all connected somehow.

He can pull a Gallas and threaten to score own goals.

Oh yeah that's right. Maybe instead of 1 out of 40 shots hitting the target, it will be 3.

But,....but, Mourinho will get the best out of him?!!?? Wonder who led Matic to lose his confidence in the first place?

Fixed it for you mate.

Better wingbacks are the key to prevent that, As well as more dynamism in the midfield. Like Luke said, Bakayoko can potentially be a legendary signing for us.

Lampard and Ballack screamers were a joy to watch. The occasional Essien wonder goal as well. However, with Lampard, Ballack, and Essien, there was little to no cohesion in our play, which was evident considering we under achieved massively with them as a midfield three. (Mikel can fuck off). When they performed well, it was down to individual ability rather than team effort. What I love about how we play under Conte is that our team is in sync. Everyone knows their roles and how to operate as a team. There is cohesion from the back three, to the striker. We play with such fluditiy, that when we play well, there is no stand out player or MOTM. Everyone does well. I much rather prefer this.

So he can blast more shots over the crossbar?

Sandro, Ox, and llorente would make this a 10/10 window.

Cheers. Everything is being played down where I can't think of what could possibly happen next. The twist are what I'm most excited for. I still back my prediction that one of Jon or Dany will die, and Bran is the lord of the light.

There is plenty of time left in the window. Our board has done a great job so far, so I'm fairly certain they are lining up potential transfers right under the media's noses, as they've always done before. As True Blue mentioned, a LWB, a CM, and a ST is all that's left.

Also looked like a mug against United, but lets keep that on the hush hush

Jon practically giving Dany the finger when she asks him to bend the knee was the best part for me, as well as the entire opening scene. Didn't find too much wrong with the episode, people tend to forget the people of kings landing are living there in fear, not out of love for Cersei. Agreed on Bran though. Very awkward moment and I was hoping he would reveal to Sansa Jon's true identity. But I suppose that should be left for an episode on its own. Honestly confused now on who murdered Joffrey. If I remembered correctly, Baelish, Varys, and now Olenna are saying they were the ones that poisoned him?

80 million off of him and Mata. Cheers

Yeah fingers crossed. Our board has done great business this window, especially with Rudiger (absolute bargain in this markets standards). Love me some humble pie

Well, Moses is suspended in the community shield so we will see Dave at RWB. Hopefully it stays like that. Dave has a great cross on him

Came out yesterday

Stikers : Morata / Batshuayi / Llorente Wingers : Hazard / Pedro / Willian / Boga / Musonda Jr. Central Midfielders : Bakayoko / Kante / Fabregas / Ox - Chamberlain Wing Backs : Sandro / Alonso / Azpilicueta / Ox - Chamberlain / Moses Centre Backs : David Luiz / Rudiger / Christensen / Cahill / Azpilicueta / Alonso Goalkeepers : Courtois / Caballero / Eduardo If all the deals go though, this would be a great squad to take this season.

Conte revealing information tonight. Guessing we will be playing with a two striker formation?

Literally everyone thinks that. Join the club. WE have cookies.

Agreed. The United forum is not a place for jokes. Dare I say I miss 20Legend?

He performs decent enough we will make a good profit on him.

Well, after watching the extended highlights, it appears our biggest issue is our left side of defence. Cahill and Alonso. Seems to be the biggest area of weakness in our team, as Bayern got past them with ease and little effort. Cesc cannot be in a two man midfield against top opposition, and it still remains to be seen if having a 2 man midfield of Bakayoko+Kante will work against top teams. Bayern were running circles against them. Moses and Willian were terrible. Boga looked decent again but end product non existent which will ultimately get him the shipped off. Christensen looked comfortable and Cahill was a clown as per usual against top teams. Courtois looking like he up for another season not saving any shot on target. Good to see the fight back from the team as that is the most important. Bats scoring for fun which will definitely boost his confidence. David Luiz should be wearing the arm band, evident he is the true leader on the pitch. Some issues can be solved with the players we have at our disposal, but we are seriously lacking in depth and wing back upgrades. Need to do everything possible in securing Sandro. Matic + Cash, whatever.