Stan

as i've said in another thread, I can't post a picture of my member otherwise I may lose my admin rights.

is Pixie the skull?

batard and keely

Just now, DeadLinesman said:

When did she post this picture 

that time that Batard hacked in to her phone 

1 minute ago, Batard said:

Have you had an enlargement procedure since I last saw it?

Fuck me. I'm spamming my own threads now.

 yeah mate gets bigger as each day goes by

1 minute ago, DeadLinesman said:

I heard Cannabis has a fantastic picture of his Mrs' puppies?

like batard does with keely?

also, I can't show you my snake as I may get my admin rights taken away from me

i don't have any  

missus wants a dog when we have our own place. 

my mate just got a cross-breed dog though. think it was this

i wouldn't mind a labrador or an alsatian 

i don't think Balon likes Bale

did Bale ever get so frustrated at Spurs like he did against Las Palmas last week?

Australia collapsed earlier today losing 6 wickets for just 11 runs meaning we won by 75 runs. No idea how we won that

Meanwhile, new rules to be introduced in to the game. Including things like conceding 5 runs, losing a player temporarily or permanently during a match. New rules for bat sizes too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/39194258

Quote

 

When would players be ejected?

Offences and punishments include:

Level 1

• excessive appealing
• showing dissent at an umpire's decision
• Punishment - following an official warning, a second offence will result in five penalty runs being conceded

Level 2

• throwing the ball at a player
• making deliberate physical contact with an opponent
• Punishment - five penalty runs being conceded

Level 3

• intimidating an umpire
• threatening to assault another player, team official or spectator
• Punishment - five penalty runs being conceded and the removal of the offending player for a set number of overs

Level 4

• threatening an umpire
• any other act of violence on the field of play
• Punishment - the removal of the offending player for the remainder of the match

 

16 minutes ago, Dalmore said:

don't forget about my team please

AC Milan?

Happy Blue PMd me saying Man City badge needs to be updated

52% of the UK voted for it! 

When's it actually going to happen though, if it does actually go ahead?

@Ubuntu the club threads in the German forum don't have to be 'official'  

fucking love this song right now.

Got Vardy's book for Xmas, also have a couple of books recounting last season's memorable achievements.

5000-1 by Rob Tanner (Leicester Mercury journalist) and The Unbelievables by David Bevan, a fan-written book following home and away trips right from the start of last season with added bits of nostalgia from yesteryear. Plus me and my brother get a mention in it  

1 hour ago, Cicero said:

People are looking too much into that.

 Firmino scored in the 8th minute. So was Sanchez laughing for 16 minutes straight? They put the camera on him at around the 25th minute. 

Granted he shouldn't be making jokes but hardly a catastrophic moment. 

 why not?

Meant to be permanently miserable cos they're losing?

4 minutes ago, Honking Antelope said:

So I'm rewatching Lost - my all time favourite program.  No haters, I'll defend this show with my life.  A work of genius.

My missus is a big fan of Broadchurch, I've never seen it.  Worth getting into?

I'd say so. 

Police drama with David Tennant and Olivia Colman, so for me before starting to watch it I knew it would be good. Becomes very intense at times - the more that unravels in each episode about the crime that's been committed leaves you wanting even more from the next.

8 minutes ago, Machado said:

Who is jay?

who is Machado?

I can't stand Arsenal FanTV but this is gold

Make America Great Again. It's working.

I think this is the best thing I've contributed to TFF

https://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/51738-off-topic/?page=838#comment-1827909

17 minutes ago, adziom said:

Anyone got any good twitter accounts or websites with good tipping? I've just followed a few online that I might try and make some profit off.

 

Put £3.50 on Freamunde no clean sheet against Academico Viseu at 4/5 in play. Will share if any of these tipsters turn out to be any good.

punterspage.com 

oddschanger.com usually pick out some decent offers - see them RT a lot of winners.