Stan

Tell her to start eating meat again

This is absolute bollocks mate Mushrooms do not make this meal!

You've redeemed yourself there then. Can't stand mushrooms either. Hate the smell and texture and taste of them. Food hell! I'm not in to seafood too much either. Prawns are the most I'll stretch to. Much prefer the traditional fish - salmon, haddock, cod, hake, tilapia, plaice, sole, pollock. Don't like tuna though!

Neymar scored an 11th minute penalty for PSG. That meant three more point-scorers. One of those being @Mel81x again! 1 point for @Tommy 2 points for @Mel81x & @Redcanuck

You missed the first game (game 33) deadline and were still 10 mins out with your guess

Fernandes' first goal was quality today. PSG got a penalty and you'll wonder how the fuck they did when you see it. Di Maria dived so badly.

I'll stop now for a bit as I'm going to watch Bake-off

Nope, just scored. Group is done. Boring Champions League

How has Giroud scored from there Werner should score, Gomis saves well, but Giroud climbs highest and scores past 2 players on the line.

Guirassy free in the box to head in from a corner. Poor marking.

Forgot to change my Emergency captain so Dijksteel becomes my 'Captain Fantastic' if Solanke and Danjuma don't play

Would Jack Rodwell qualify?

Loved a good brainfart when he was with us. He's had a better start to Chelsea career than I thought he would though.

Mount with a great assist there. Sets Hudson-Odoi free to run in to space and finishes past the keeper. 0-1.