RandoEFC

Anyone remember when Mirallas and Lukaku were Everton players and they were sat on the bench together at Old Trafford during a televised game and they found out live on camera that Roberto Martinez was the new Belgium manager? Mirallas not laughing now, don't even know where he is.

I can't even be arsed. I don't have the words to express my frustration, anger and embarrassment at that performance and this club over the past decade, and there aren't enough hours in the day for me to type it all out. I can't remember the last time I actually liked an Everton team. What a pointless waste of time it is supporting us. For the 5th or 6th season in a row, we're going to end up out of Europe, not troubling either of the domestic cups with a squad where you can count on one hand the number of players you'd actually be arsed if they left tomorrow.

Just total incompetence in every department. Couldn't blame all our fans who have got tickets for the last home game if they just didn't bother.

I can't see how anyone can come to the conclusion that Wolves get more criticism than Everton for the way they've played this season. Pretty much anyone I talk to about Everton slates the way we play. Rightly so. Despite playing like absolute garbage there we should have scored twice. Richarlison looks more and more like he's playing to reduce his market value for a move this summer. We have no pace out wide, even from the full backs, to threaten. I wish they'd all just fuck off. Pickford and Godfrey are the only players who have been any good since about December. The number of managers and players we've been through just for season after season of disappointment, apathy and anger to dominate the Everton fanbase is excruciating. 45 minutes to save our season. If we can't at least scrape Europe out of this season then all we can say is that we finished a bit higher than last season whilst being an even bigger chore to watch and slipped out of the qualification spots in a season where Spurs, Liverpool and Arsenal left the door wide open more than we'll see again for another decade. Also never let it be said again in future that the Everton fans are culpable for the letdowns on the pitch at Goodison.

Oh just fuck off the lot of you. How haven't you scored there?

The Everton conundrum. Expecting the worst and then watching your team redefine the meaning of the word 'worst'. Scoring 2 goals at home to an already relegated team with 4 away points all season seeming like an insurmountable task probably highlights that we don't deserve to be in Europe anyway. More likely that Sheffield United add to their lead here than us getting even a point.

Alisson winner lol.

James starts. No excuses here (he says for the umpteenth straightforward home fixture this season of which we've won about 2).

Then 'we' should probably have another look at a full speed replay of that goal. It pinballed into the bottom corner in the space of less than a second. No goalkeeper saves it.

Would Alisson have saved that and stopped the goal if that player wasn't there? That's all that should matter.

The 'interfering with play' rule another one where they've removed the grey area for a black and white type rule and have made it an even bigger farce in doing so. Just daft. That's a goal if we all take our personal biases out of it and focus on the game being played in the spirit it was intended.

Wolves have all the hallmarks of a relegation battle next season. Absolutely hopeless.

Looks like I missed out on some fun here but props to @Stan and the staff for including the post that crossed the line in the bans and suspensions thread. A long overdue improvement to the forum.

Henderson's positioning for that 4th goal was one of the worst bits of goalkeeping I can remember seeing at this level. Still rate him in the long run and Man Utd should persist with him throughout next season at least in my opinion. Good game at least.

Draw not really enough. Wolves and Sheffield United must win games now.