Toinho

I don’t think he did but anyway give the missus one for me.

Location...

Christmas Island (where we stopped has massive prehistoric crab bastards). Here there are loads of hermit crabs.

It’s only a 4-5 hour flight from Perth. Think it was around $900 return, and $1300 for a week’s accommodation 30 metres from the Indian Ocean. Going to explore today and hopefully get some good snaps. Very humid etc. Hoping no storms pass through

I landed in the cocos islands last night. The runway doubled as a golf course. There’s only WiFi in a handful of places. So far this place is stunning. Heard there’s only 120 residents or so on the main island. Lovely.

How can I go back to Japan all the time for this if they’ve just introduced this?

It’s a small win. Ever since India in 2015 my guts haven’t been the same.

Didn’t poo twice before 9am.

Her feet... why not some of her um other assets? Definitely sounds like MUFC

Can’t say I’ve ever seen it here except one pizza brand. I like tuna and onion but not really seen it on pizza much! Maybe I saw it in Italy. Can’t recall. I like lots of pizza... classics like Hawaiian, Supreme and anything with pepperoni/ham/salami. A good vegetarian pizza with thin crust is divine too. I enjoy trying new toppings, I had some taco pizza thing the other day. My gosh, heaven.

Wtf is this tuna and onion thing? German?

Not sure if this will work but fuvk this bloke. https://fbwat.ch/12MQbF8bXSKbeqtw

Unrelated but if the camel thing blew your mind @Dr. Gonzo, have a google of the great emu war in Western Australia.

Imagine how many nice things you could’ve bought yourself

Ya that sounds a decent idea. My gf doesn’t even wear jewellery on 95% of occasions.