Pig on the Wing

Oh go on, for old times' sake - this is about 4 years old, taken in Croatia with my missus while I was dressed as 'Where's Wally?'

To tell you the truth - I can't be arsed with maintaining the mop these days. Such an effort. I keep it at medium usually.

Here's a picture of me pissed in Lille before Ukraine played Germany. I'm the sexy fuck in yellow.

I think my dislike for the film was 90% driven by James Franco's highly punchable face.

I watched The Interview yesterday. Thoroughly disappointing - I can't believe I deluded myself into thinking it would actually be good. 3/10.

Bid Writer at a tendering consultancy. I've been there for 2 and a half years - I love my job really, I'm just underpaid. Large-scale construction - that's where the money is. But then, my current office is 10 minutes walk from my house. Can I be arsed looking elsewhere if I'm pretty happy?