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Failure is putting it nicely. Diversity is fine, however to literally force it down our throats the way Disney have done, ruins anything good about the film. But more importantly, the fact that they made a Star Wars film, where Luke fucking Skywalker is actually subjacent to a character that is a Disney princess in every sense of the imagination, is bar none unforgivable. They should be shut down.

This wasn't a plan B. Hazard started because our strikers hardly offer anything. The game plan was still there. Not once did we surrender our pressing game plan nor did we surrender playing out from the back. It was evident that our pressing game was more composed and organised vs what we've seen from previous weeks. We also saw the likes of Kante and Kovacic find space relatively better than before, which only goes to show they are learning to adapt to this system. Jorginho will always be the #1 target for the opposition to take out of the game, so it is those two's job to find the space and passing lanes to make his job easier.

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Spurs already have a vastly superior midfielder in Winks

Criticised Sarri's appointment at Chelsea because he never won anything. Thinks Poch's appointment at United will win the Champions League. Yup. Definitely a Teso thing to say.

One of the richest clubs in the world, and we have two strikers who cant score. Two wingers over 30 that are predictable. Two fullbacks that cant beat a man or put in a cross. This all goes back to the board and that disaster 2017 transfer window.

Reese James seems to be getting high praise over at Wigan. POTM again.

When he lost the ball in his own half trying to be cheeky, and didn't even bother to really try and win it back, I was desperately hoping that shot from Redmond went in.

Lewis Hamilton has won 11 Grand Prix events and City have scored 83 times since Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford.

I agree. Save Kovacic for Wolves.

It asinine and I truly understand was Kel is talking about. The sheer mediocrity that is being rewarded at United is sickening.

140K. Less than half of Lukaku.

£500,000 behind yet finished 20 points ahead last season and now sitting 14 points clear this season. Dwarf is a bit farfetched, however the biggest issue is United paying well over the odds for players who no where near deserve it. Luke Shaw for example is now making almost the same per week as Marcelo. Lukaku earns almost 3x more than Dybala and Icardi.

Stat going around that David Luiz has been at fault for 7 of the 11 goals we have conceded this season.

Sorry, my mistake. Thought there was an original but turns out it wasn't. Just footage I've seen before.

TSNGO is actually a well made documentary. Can only imagine this one is just the same documentary except enhanced sound and color?

Just lost to newly promoted Swansea and Ultimate difficulty made them look like peak Barca for fucks sake. Those new to career mode, in ultimate difficulty, if even Accrington Stanley has a clear open attempt, it will 99% be a goal. No matter what keeper you have. If its a volley, you best believe its %100 a goal

So Salah and VVD have to wait a year before their dream move?

You sure you are not changing anything during the game? The controls have changed and each tactic comes with changes to the lineup. First noticed something was dodgy when I switched to attacking, and Fekir was all of a sudden playing in midfield instead of RW.

Have you changed tactics during the game?? You know, from balanced to attacking or from balanced to defending? Each tactic has its own formation and instructions you can configure in the team management screen. For example, in my balance tactic I play a 433 with Hazard on the left and Dybala up top. When I switch to attacking, My team changes to a 4-1-3-2 with Hazard and Dybala up top.

B/R football taking the absolute piss out of Mourinho and United

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree-house? Neither did she.

Pisses me off how City can batter me yet do so shitty against everyone else. They did the double over me and knocked me out of the FA Cup my first season, yet they finished bloody 3rd 8 points behind Everton

You redeemed yourself with that one