Dave

No idea at the moment. It's so tight it's impossible to call. If we go down we should be down in the black hole for 5+ years but if we stay up we're effectively going to become another Sunderland. Either outcome isn't really appealing.

This weeks Smackdown was the best in years. The segments with Miz/Cena and Orton/Wyatt were something else. Just fingers crossed Jericho or Lesnar get involved this Sunday and the title stays with Owens via dq. Nothing more unappealing than two part timers fighting for the title at WrestleMania. Away from WWE, 'impact wrestling' have had a mad week. They lost Drew Galloway, The Hardyz, Mike Bennet and Maria, signed Del Rio and then Del Rio won the world title in his first match.

The artist formally known as Cabaye My Lover, FFS Murray, Colin Wanker, Ifill Good and some shit about Dougie Freedman here. Let me just say I'm delighted to have been headhunted. I shall be in Ireland the next couple of days. Looking forward to seeing what activity is like when I'm back.

La La Land - 8/10. Deserved an Oscar.

Because there is nothing I love more than talking to myself.