Happy Blue

That looks like one of City's private jets, it's a trap! ...Haaland has 10+ years to break his record anyway ha

@Dr. Gonzohave you heard these?

Your mum's vagina

Yep, Levy played a blinder

Fear? we play in different leagues lol ..at least we might have a chance at beating Spurs now, so cheers! ha

It's alot of money for a player about to go over the hill, think it's the right time for Spurs to cash him in

Haaland will stay for 10 years at least, Madrid are getting Mbappe so that's out for him and Barca are a mess, where else could he go?

City enter at the 11th hour, Pep wants a new winger

He's vital to Spurs, i don't blame Levy for not selling

"What do you mean we cant have Walker and Kane ..this is an outrage"

Walker is staying too ..you can have Cancelo back

League Positions: Manchester City Man Utd Newcastle Arsenal Liverpool Spurs Chelsea Brighton West Ham Viila Palace Brentford Burnley Fulham Luton Everton Bournemouth Wolves Forest Sheff utd Top Scorer - Haaland 47 Golden Glove - Ederson because of our back 4 Walker - Stones - Dias - Gvardiol with Akanji & Ake keeping it fresh, best in the game Most Goals From Outside the Box - De Bruyne Most Assists - De Bruyne Most Red Cards (Player) - Casemiro Most Red Cards (Club) - manU Most Penalties Conceded (Club) - Forest Most Own Goals (Club) - manU

Maybe the first 11 is strong but a few injury's and the back-ups are Ortega, Carson, Ake, Akanji, Lewis, Gomez, Cancelo, (Foden or Grealish) Phillips, Kovacic, Perrone, Palmer, Bobb, McAtee. and we might lose some of them on loan. not many game changers on the bench, i do feel we need to bring in decent replacements for Mahrez & Gundogan

Yeah i know mate, you know most my posts are tongue in cheek ..i feel we do need to improve that depth though

Both teams had the ball in the net twice, not much else needs saying ..our depth is not good enough right now

Todays formation against Madrid is interesting in our last pre season game, is Pep going to play with 2 strikers in some games next season? ..Stones will drop in at CB when needed. De Bruyne is not 100% yet but when he's back in the middle, Foden on the left for Grealish and Gvardiol on the left of defence that's going to be a strong first 11 Ederson Walker - Dias - Laporte Stones - Rodrigo Bernardo - Foden - Grealish Alvarez - Haaland Our depth could could do with some work Bench today:- Ortega, Carson, Ake, Akanji, Lewis, Gomez, Cancelo, Phillips, Kovacic, Perrone, Palmer, Bobb, McAtee

Just her arse and tits sorry

Seen the first 2 episodes of dead city, seems ok so far

Absolute DESTRUCTION!!! .. we bundled one in, they bundled one in, then we bundled in another, Munich left contemplating life and how they are going to recover from this pre season training game

Man City DESTROY Munich 2-1 in the 2nd pre season game, Madrid next

Club Captain Walker lifts the first bit of goldware this season with a good 5-3 win today in Japan after only 3 training sessions most the squad got minutes with the standout youngster being Oscar Bobb, must be worth 30million goals from Stones, Alvarez, Haaland 2 and Rodrigo with another long ranger. Cancelo played well, Phillips still looks shite, gives the ball away a lot, Kovacic was decent Man City XI Man City XI: Ortega Moreno, Walker, Stones, Akanji, Ake, Phillips, Kovacic, McAtee, Palmer, Grealish, Alvarez. Man City second-half subs: Cancelo (45), Dias (45), Laporte (45), Lewis (45), Rodri (45), Foden (45), Bernardo (45), Perrone (75), Bobb (45), Gomez (45), Haaland (45) Subs not used: Ederson, Carson, De Bruyne

Yeah, because pocket change is going to make the difference when we just won 300million in prize money

Cancelo back in training, he's had a meeting with Pep. talk of him staying and getting played as a winger instead of fullback

They doing the same with Walker but only offered 12m for a guy that still has Vinicius Jr and a host of other top wingers in his pocket ..Walker will play for another 5 years too, he's built different