Stan

I miss @SirBalon but I do like having some time back to my life.

I remember watching this in bed and when he flicked it over, sat bolt upright thinking what the actual fuck have I just seen

I'd have thought it'd be free as well but if £10 tells me that I have it or have had it, it's a price worth paying so I can do what's required thereafter.

Anyone remember that Original Source shower gel that would make your balls tingle? Found another that does it too . L'Oréal Men Expert Cool Power.

18-race season from July?! Very optimistic to fit that in...

Anti-vaxxers and 5G pessimist knobheads spreading fake news that this lady who trialled the vaccine a couple of days ago has died. When in fact she was on BBC earlier today and said she's feeling fine.

Did Josh sulk like him too?

Trent lost in the final and was fuming. Mardy arse Jota seems to be world class level on FIFA though. Takes part in (and wins) loads of tournaments for Wolves.

Sunak & Sharma are articulate and seem to have a sense of humanity and care about them. I feel Hancock will be the fall guy (if he's not already). If it all goes to shit the finger will be pointed at him given his role, perhaps rightly so in some aspects but you can't scape-goat him for everything. Starmer comes across as likeable in the opposition. At least more assertive than Corbyn and will show some resilience against Johnson. Starmer strikes me as someone who won't get sucked in to mind games that BoJo/Tories might play.

Priti Patel. CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Yeah so I've not set it up myself but my mate has. Can play on phone or laptop which is good. You can set up your own private club - can only join via invite with code. Can set blinds, antes, starting chips, time limits for blinds to change, re-buy option, break times etc. The one we played last night started off with 50/100 blinds, increasing every 15 mins. Everyone started with 20,000 chips. Started 8.30pm, finished at just gone 12.30. Went so quick though.

Love it mate. Been doing it last couple of Friday evenings with mates from work (On PPPoker App & Zoom) 24 last week, 22 last night. £10 each and 1/2/3 get winnings. Came 15th last week, 7th last night so improving Really enjoying it considering these are mates/colleagues I'd see regularly so it's good to catch up, have some fun in the current scenario in this way. Happy to play if date/time works

I vaguely remember this and remember thinking 'I need to try this the next game I play in'

Kim Jong Un apparently has popped his clogs.

Makes me laugh all the MPs trotting out giving them their dues, all the credit and singing their praises but voted against their small pay-rise in the past.

Glad we're on the same page here @Mel81x!!

That is absolutely disgraceful. They're just doing their fucking job. They didn't make the rules. They're just enforcing what they've been advised and there is fuck all wrong with that. I hope they contacted police?

Save on electricity too. Only one light needed to shine off that sexy bald head and job's a good'un. Can light the whole town no doubt. Might explain why UEFA/PL clubs sounding out plans to end the season on a 'points per game' basis. Which would mean Sheff Utd technically finish higher despite being level on points as it stands and one place below.

That happened yesterday. @DeadLinesman told me he was travelling from Manchester to Kent the other day. Didn't know he could afford a penthouse suite to stay over in, though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200