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earthquake in Swansea

Diego Castro just tried a panenka and it went straight in to the Phoenix keeper's hands . Embarrassing. Sarpreet Singh scored a great goal to put Phoenix in front. His first ever senior goal and it was a beauty.

Nabbout just scored one of the goals of the season. Definitely in contention for it anyway. Backheel pass in to his feet, takes on one player and with outside of the foot, curls a shot in from 25 yards out.

it seems like he really struggled!!

it's his birthday tomorrow?! Wtf why did no-one say?!

anyone confirm when Brian's birthday is and how old he'll be?

very much doubt it cos she's in a long-term relationship . Soz. (he's an Arsenal fan, I've tried explaining all the issue with this to her but he's actually alright haha). I might be on there though if you fancy an Indian

omg she is on there...

I don't put many pictures on Twitter tbh. FB and Instagram would be where you need to look...

would explain how shit he played yesterday to be fair.

i'd go for the navy blue tbh.

Bright 4/10 It just gets too weird. I don't think Will Smith is the right actor for the character that is played. At the start you can see the resemblance of racial divides to that of real life. It's not even subtle to be honest. After a while though you just get weirded out, especially by the elves. Towards the end you've pretty much convinced yourself that you may be tripping while watching this. There's a few funny lines and intense (for lack of a better word) moments. It totally wasn't what I expected though. Quite underwhelmed.

yeah it was that tweet. not sure where it's gone. presumably been deleted.

@Bluewolf hope everything is okay after your 2-week hiatus

thanks to our TF365 Twitter account, I now know @Cannabis gf has Twitter. I know there's FB and pictures on here, but there's a profile picture which is new so that's tonight's tug sorted

yep, barely any contact at all. if anything the striker makes a meal of it.

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink

so there's no direct quotes or anything from Messi saying that? standard journalism.

this is about as happy as Everton fans will feel all season

At Anfield?

Bedford hosts the 2nd biggest free outdoor festival - The River Festival - in the UK after Notting Hill carnival.

definitely fat Dan. Only been to Madrid and Mykonos in the last year and they were fine .

I know mate, I was trying to turn it back on you Not sure why these kidney stones have come about (if it is even kidney stones). Might just be something wrong with me which is not uncommon . I drink a lot of water and go for a piss and shit normally.