Stan

don't you mean hairitage

currently Sydney 0-2 Brisbane after 17 minutes Sydney's defending from set-pieces is terrible.

At Pinewood Studios right now to watch Romesh Ranganathan new comedy show which I think will be aired on Dave. Should be fun.

so when you look in a mirror?

I love that Alfa Romeo are involved in F1 now (they may have before, but not aware). My dad used to have a picture at home of an Alfa Romeo car and I always used to look at it thinking it was so classy and sleek and fashionable. And their car this season really looks the business

ffs @SirBalon have a word with your mates.

why was a student on the ceiling?

has to be a parody account surely?!

Benteke Arena has a ring to it.

had this earlier today to get the Cheltenham betting off to a good start

Also applies for Fabian Delph.

well now that there's some context, your comment makes sense .

why do you need to go with her?

that is pathetic from McLaren. When it rains it pours!

Sarpreet Singh on the scoresheet again. Equalising for Wellington straight after they went 1-0 down at Western Sydney.

11 years ago today. Messi scores his first ever hat-trick, against Real Madrid.

do you drink bleach @SirBalon?

Fight or flight moment. Hope you shat yourself and didn't get the job mate.

great, thanks for that. wonder if you'll have the same opinion on Hazard if 1) he played for Liverpool or 2) you weren't a Chelsea fan.

Anyone else watching Requiem? Drama on BBC One.

I'm not saying he isn't one of the best players in the league. He's just not definitively the best player in it, which was @The Liquidator stated.

Cape Verde? Netherlands (could do 2-3 cities in a week, or maybe do Belgium/Germany in same stint) New York? Malta? Tour of Italy?

how long you looking to go away for? Any thing in particular you're looking to go?

De Bruyne and Salah for starters.

Hazard is not the best player in the Premier League.