Devil-Dick Willie

Having Sane and Gnabry back would be wonderful. Huge boost. Sucks Delaney and Caldi are out, but those 4 aside we can live without the rest lets face it.

Horrid club, should be shut down really. Reduced to ashes even...

7 hours ago, Berserker said:

Well not exactly lottery but about 15 years ago there was a TV show on here where they played some kind of bingo and you had to guess the numbers over the phone, one day we were seeing the show at home and out of the blue some numbers came to my mind, i told my family the numbers and that i desperately wanted to play, sadly we had those phones where you charged credit through cards at the time, and we had ran out of it so we couldn't make the call. I was sure the numbers were correct and guess what, they fucking were! It was a random five figures number, had that call went through i would have won about USD $40.000. I was frustrated and devastated for years because of it and to this day i still cannot explain how that number suddenly came to my mind.

That was the universe reaching down in its divine glory to dangle the carrot painstakingly in front of you, only to snatch it away and laugh.

The world is a horrible place. And hope is a blind bitch with sharp claws.

1 hour ago, Machado said:

If Tenacious D and Jack White had a child? That is... Jack Black and Jack White 

What do you mean? The vocal and guitar style? Lyrics too I guess, you're right, this is very Jack Black/White

Shame Electric six could never make a great album. They had some early success with a couple of novelty songs (High voltage and gay bar) But never made an album with this kind of consistent energy and quality.

I would give it a 6/10 tbh. Meet you both half way. Occasionally funny. Average at all other times

Eh, you gotta build from the ground up, and Uniteds squad is rotten to the core. Mourinho has made the team hard to beat. I will judge him on next seasons results.

I thought he was the best part of the film tbh. His delivery and action scenes were on point.

Has Messi got out of prison yet?

15 minutes ago, Panflute said:

Britain and the EU in a custody battle over Gibraltar, who would'a thunk it?

Also, isn't it telling that the EU selected the Guy Verhofstadt (you know, the gap-toothed overweight Papist who looks like an elderly lesbian) as negotiator? One of the most rabid pro-EU politicians and opponents of Farage is going to negotiate on behalf of the EU. Diplomacy!

Send a message. Hahahaha

6 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Really can't fathom how WWE gets views. It's men in tight underpants pretending to fight each other? You don't see darts players ''pretend'' to throw the darts at the board or surfers ''pretend'' to get in the water do you? It's one big circus act as far as I can see and I don't know how anyone can get hyped about matches which as clearly rigged and practised before-hand.

I also don't watch wrestling. But the arguement for people who do is sound. It's just another tv show, scripted, testosterone fueled and fun.

It's a lot like game of thrones has become. Shit intrigue and plots, hammy violence and tits. Think of it like that.

What about barking like dogs? Or whinging to the umpire and swearing at him for making a correct decision?

I hate cars.

Nah a teaser shows you glimpses of something to look forward to. This showed me 3 characters sitting.

"This season. People WILL sit in chairs..."

That was kind of assumed, but thanks anyway.

Why? You one of those guys who enjoys a full glass of piss like the one handed to us in the form of that trailer. Being not easily pleased has it's upsides.

Well, that trailer showed me precisely nothing. Very exciting

I play a fair amount of sport, use to play grade cricket, but currently only play indoor soccer and cricket.

I play both the way I like to see teams play. Respectfully, but with intensity. However, as I'm sure you can imagine as soon as someone takes it to the next level I am happy to join them, but you should never just go out there to be a cock sucking prick the way players like those I mentioned do.

The English are nowhere near as bad, in cricket at least. Anderson and Broad are a bit cuntish, but a lot of fast bowlers are. Nothing on the level of that diabolic little twat Smith. Total cunt all fucking series spitting venomous vitriol for 4 tests then apologizes after the series so it's all good yeah? No you little cunt grow up.

Smith, Warner, Faulkner, Mitch Johnson, all of them utter walking abortions.

Damn, fair enough.

3 hours ago, Spike said:

I'm a lazy kunt. Used to be able to run 4k but a lot has changed since then. Shame really, all my motivation is dead because why the fuck should I put in the effort if my wife doesn't?

We went to the gym for like two months but the commute was too much and it was just too $$$.

Feels good being better than the peasants. Convince wifey to do the same.

Been running twice a week since the start of the year. Started at 3kms I can now run 8kms no stop or water without too much trouble so long as I pace myself. I go to my local Parkrun most Saturdays with a couple of friends. It's a 5km timed run, heaps of fun adding the competitive edge to it. The courses are very hill oriented as well, real challenge some weeks when it's humid. My best time so far is 26 minutes on the dot, I expect to crack sub 25 before June or so.

4 hours ago, Danny said:

I was drinking in a bar the other night and Mitchell Pearce walked past me, had no idea who he was until my mate mentioned the dog humping

I called Wendel Sailor the N word in highschool during a game of touch footy after he did a presentation. He was cheating.

In year 6 primary I got Brett Stewart to sign the bottom of my shoe, he was in for a signing day and when he asked why my shoe specifically I said it was to stomp his name into the ground. Fair play to him, he signed it.

I met Gasnier and Blacklock in school as well. Nice guys the pair of them

2 hours ago, Spike said:

I'd wreck that Tanskie carnt.

Nah cunt I'd fuck you up, I watch the UFC and everything

Not at all. Most people in Vic, SA and WA prefer AFL to NRL and rugby, but I wouldn't say their is a regional divide for NRL and rugby

The NRL was unwatchable 7 or 8 years ago, but in the last 4 or 5 years it has got a bit better. This 'shoulder charge' safety shite is a bit fucking weak though. I am all for harsh suspensions for making shoulder to head contact, but to ban it all together is soft. Every player has access to head gear. If they choose not to use it because it fucks their hair up or hides a bit of their faggot neck tat thats their problem as far as I'm concerned.