Devil-Dick Willie

It is. Tree rape was supposed to be edgy and scary. Remember the film was made with $10, student actors and the best camera they could scrounge.

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

Someone never watched the Evil Dead unaware.

The evil dead is a cult horror movie. The evil dead 2 and army of darkness are funny as shit comedies.

Maybe it's a culture thing to be fair. But I can't imagine watching scary movie and thinking "is this meant to be a horror or a comedy"

I won't complain about losing a warm up series. Especially playing Morris

Fuck with the proteas and this is what you get.

On 28/05/2017 at 0:23 AM, Stan said:

Ride Along - 5/10

Not as funny as I thought it'd be. Bit of overkill from Kevin Hart's character as the annoying side-kick. Obviously the predictable ending as ever with those types of characters. 

The Big Lebowski - 5/10

probably not a popular opinion but I really didn't enjoy this. I don't know if this was becase I was too tired after watching the above but I didn't even watch it til the end. Got bored of the overly strong American accents of 'The Dude' and the big Lebowski character. And the shouting Walter character got on my nerves too. I'm not sure if it was meant to have any comedic value to it or what it was even meant to be.

 

You're an idiot. And I do mean that.

On 24/05/2017 at 8:24 AM, ASF said:

 

Watched 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. What the actual fuck was that? 

4/10

Way overrated on the strength of 1 song. Little shop of horrors is a better cult musical by miles.

2 hours ago, Viva la FCB said:

I CRINGE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH NO SLEEVES, TELL ME YOU HAVE SOME HIDDEN.

In the green deckbox. Player of the year draft mate, stay calm

Man, I guess this Madrid side is the greatest Spanish side of the decade.

As much as I am sure it pains you Sir Balon it does deserve a thread.

Imperium 7/10

A film where harry potter is an undercover FBI agent who infiltrates the local radical racist white movement groups to uncover a terrorist plot. Film is well shot, with a spot on run time, and isn't too preachy, however, the film has its problems.

Daniel Radcliffe is five foot 4. He reminds me of Elijah Wood in Green street hooligans. Sticks out like a sore thumb. He also strolls about between the groups and in spite of being the new guy he  demands that they be 'men of action' and trying to pressure them all into revealing their innermost secrets to them. Which makes him look like even more of a cop. And every time he does something highly suspicious he just explains it away, and no one bats an eyelid. Creating cheap, stupid suspense. Ending is decent though.

5 hours ago, Harry said:

Something closer to an older version of the guy at the front left. 

Mainly I'm surprised how young you look. 

I am 24, and have a baby face.

What did you expect?

4 hours ago, FOYM said:

Definitely the long haired fat arse. 

Isn't that a description of yourself?

Since everyone is now convinced I am a fat nerd for playing magic. I am the pasty cunt in the white shirt.

Emil Forsberg is pretty good at this football thing.

9 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Whilst I agree that the lad in question there sound like a total cock there's nothing worse than playing a game of football against people who are "only there for a laugh". 

You either want to win or not, show me someone who doesn't mind losing and I will show you a loser and all.

I am a super competitive person. But often I can lose without feel bads. I love competing and I love winning and I will do anything to give myself or my team the edge. I take people out a few times a game, I intentionally hand ball to break up dangerous opposition attacks if the game is close. Anyone gives me shite and I fucking retaliate like Israel. But I can hold my head high after a loss and not get sulky or whiny.

The regular ref is okay, he does his best. But he won't send anyone off. Ever.

I have a rep for it now lol, ref is always giving me shit. Not been sent of yet though, so all is well

Nah, bro don't be weird

Poor bastard marking me at indoor tonight gave me a palm to the face. 10 seconds later the ref blew for a free kick because I thew m arm across his neck and dragged him to the ground by the ear.

I am the Australian Pepe.

Scored a left footed chip from inside my own half in indoor a few weeks back. I felt like god must.

Yeah, saw that on facebook. Good on him, been a fun player to watch and a good servant. All the best buddy.

11 hours ago, Cure said:

Is he the same one whose ashes ended up inside you?

No, ate my family on the English side

Yeah that's about right