Devil-Dick Willie

44 minutes ago, Spike said:

Been thinking a lot lately...maybe it's to emigrate back to Australia. It's a big decision that I'm not entirely sold on yet, there is a lot work needed to fulfill such an ambition, it isn't as simple as backing suitcase and flying. Since it's been so long since I've lived back there; there are a few questions I need answered by our Aussie members that actually live back on the homeland. @Tanksie @Harry Sorry Anton, you don't count because you're from Perth and you spend too much time abroad .

What is the current tax climate like? I keep reading about worrisome 'nanny state' ideals like taxing grog through the roof so Australians drink less. I hate that and it's an insult to me and every adult living in Oz. 
Housing? Is it still as shithouse as it was ~5 years ago? Nowhere to live and every house/flat costs an arm and leg?
Jobs? Is anything viable outside of Brisbane, Melbourne,  and Sydney? I'm not against living in those towns but it limits options and raises prices.

I live in Wollongong, and here's the deal.

Tax. Its pretty shit. grog, smokes and bottles are all taxed through the roof. If you don't drink a heap it's not noticable though. Regular goods are fine. Income tax is fine, unless you are right at the bottom of the second bracket (ie earning $1800 -$ 2200 a fortnight) where it's a touch rough. Buying at the bottle shop is fucking HUGE for savings. Even as a member of a club you're paying $4-6 for a beer.

Housing. It's starting to turn. A service is only worth what people are willing to play and people have stopped buying. The tide is turning, and there are plenty of places to rent. Also, A house listed at $400 000 can be picked up for $370 000 due to no intrest rather than the craziness that was 2012-16 The "I'll take it off the market if you pay $450 000" days. Also it's FAR worse in the big cities than it is in the regional areas, and housing is easy peasy in the rural areas.

Jobs. If you have a skill you have a job. If you are unskilled you're in trouble. I can only really speak for Wollongong and the couth coast but that's the case here.

1 hour ago, Anton said:

Can't put my finger on Tanksie. Massive Aussie hating nerd who does drugs and gets the occasional bang? Doesn't add up. 

I am a social chameleon mate. 4.30 - 6.30 In an oak flats appartment slipping a lass my limb and sampling some of blakes finest partypowder. 7-1.30 Working as a constructive member of society. (while trying really hard not to talk too much or give away my game) 2-6 chillin at home, trying to nap and watch cricket 6-8 out with a bunch of my whitest most upper middle class friends walking the dogs at the beach. 9pm on tff.

There are many facets to my game. Get on my level.

No way.

There will be strings I think. But I didn't pay a cent for the coke.

It fucked with my appetite. Does anyone else get that?

It's 6.30 am her in Australia. I have work in half an hour. A bird I work with called me at 4.30, I went round hers, snorted a line and shagged her rotten. It's been a fucking interesting day already.

Look at what can be achieved before breakfast!!!

Exactly. Chris is canadian, therefore gay, therefore should be nailing cunts with canadian destroyers.

48 minutes ago, Spike said:

that move is for gheys

And canadians.

Honestly... Jericho vs Omega was great, but disapointing. They were fantastic, but both can produce better and at wrestlekingdom of all places... Should have been more creative offence like head scissors and reverse frankensteiners and all that good artful stuff we know these guys can produce.

Would a canadian destroyer have been too much to ask from chris as well?

26 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

I’m guessing you’re saying you’d fuck her?

I would smash Asukas booty til my cock went floppy.

10 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

I saw the iCloud leaks for Charlotte she’s not tasty at all out of makeup. 

Someone needs to gnaw that fucking mole off her face, and even her tits out while they're at it.

On 30/12/2017 at 4:56 AM, The Palace Fan said:

It was terrible. As is the fact Charlotte and Bliss will not be in it. Combined with the fact Rhonda Rousey will get to bury people too. Fast forward.

Asuka is in it and I know Rousey is gonna win it. Fuck Vince.

How does tomorrow suit you?

No chance

Sick, I'll arange it with you in the next couple of days.

3 hours ago, Blue said:

Send me a PM if you want a coffee or a beer or somethin'

How long you in for? I am working all week up til the 2nd.

Interested.

5 hours ago, Stan said:

Cheers all. About to stuff myself with food and more drink. 

 

Hope everyone is enjoying their Christmas time! Especially @Tanksie

Hahaha funny fucker

Honestly, not great for mine.

Rawley vs Ryder was actually in the top 3 matches of the night for mine, so that says a lot.

American title match was very good, with a great result.

The 4 way tag match was very good

And all downhill from there really. The womans match was very average and disapointing baring 2 spots, and porky pig shouldn't be anywhere near the womans title from here out. Blugeon brothers vs the fashion police was horrible booking in my opinion. Breeze and especially fandango are fantastic wrestlers, and fashion files has been a highlight of smackdown for months now. While obviously they weren't going to be booked to win they didn't at all deserve a squash match. We got 4 of those before the PPV. Poor.

Then the big dumb match with KO and Zayn was silly, but fun and nothing spectacular from a wrestling point of view, and Jinder vs Styles was predictabe (knew the calf crusher would be the winning spot inside the first 30 seconds) and Styles was actually quite dull in the match. Not sure if that was intentional to kill the match or he just phoned it in.

Brock vs AJ was fucking brilliant

As for today

10 hours ago, BartraPique1932 said:

You fucken cunt, this video is offline. How can you do this to me?!

Yeah. She doesn't look trashy like Alexa and co. She has that top 5 stars on porn hub feel.

We scored a goal and everything.

I would slide my cock so deep into Bayley you would have to bury her with it.

3 hours ago, 6666 said:

The Shield as babyfaces isn't something I like. Only reason they're back together is because none of the three could get over on their own. And it's a shame Angle's first match back was wasted on this.

I think Rollins is a great wrestler, and if he was distanced from that shitcunt Roman, and Ambrose who is an average wrester (great on the mic though) he could be a to face. Roman is beyond saving and I would love to see Ambrose team up with the Miz as a tag team. They have a great unique pairing chemistry.

Some good matches, a mediocre main event. Chubby chinese chick, finn Balor and the cruiser weight title were all great matches, the cruiser weight tag match was half decent, the womans title fight was mediocre and the main event was predictable as fuck, with too many bodies for any partiuarly good wrestling to happen. Which is a shame when you consider how fucking great rollins and cesaro in particular are.

I will admit I laughed when the miz popped up behind angle like a sex pest and I thought he was going to steal the match. But that would have been too spicey.

Now we will have a Kane/Stroman feud, or a Stroman/Miz championship match.