Devil-Dick Willie

Still certain things I'm not over the moon with. Kimmich on the right with no one really to replace him if we want him through the middle. I'd love to see Goretzka start vs Hungary. Gosens, take a bow son.

He sank in a pool where Werner swam.

They claimed a Scott in Tennis. Don't even get me started on Rugby and Cricket

Hopefully Portugal finish 3rd and then THEY dismantle you

Anyone here into cock and ball torture?

Watched this in bed on my phone. Gnabry up front. Fuck me Werner and Sane as "impact subs" Fuck me. Tony Kroos is a direct symptom of the aging Real Madrid midfield who can't capture their former glorys. Why Is he starting? Why is Kimmich being wasted out right (he was better out there than usual though TBH) It's a well known fact I hate hummels, and obviously I wouldn't have started him in this game. But other than the OG that cost Germany the match, he actually played reasonably well.

When did I say that? I didn't even watch the 2009 CL final

Honestly, I think Germany or the Netherlands are more likely to accidentally win this tournament by accident with shite management than England are to do it with their best team in years.

Almost certainly. If it's an underlying heart condition he's never doing vigorous exercise again.

Yeah it's almost certainly this. Arrhythmogenic right (or left) ventricular cardiomyopathy is no fucking joke. Could be an atrial septal defect.

A nasty mexican to crush while wearing the US flag

Yeah but they replace them.

England and France are favorites here in Australia. $6 England, France. $7. Belgium $8. Spain, Germany $9. Italy $9.50. Portugal Germany are also favorites to top their group. Mental.

It was You beat Tunisia with a late buzzer beater You beat Panama You lost to Belgium, the only team you faced whos players you can actually name by that point You beat Sweden (this was by far your best performance and result, beating Sweden, fucking Sweden. Good work bro) You drew with a fucking DIRE Columbia, no Falcao, no Rodriguez, and beat them on penalties You lost to Croatia You lost to Belgium (again) Can only play what's in front of you but it only took teams the quality of Columbia and Croatia to trip you up. Had you played a France, Portugal fuck even Russia at the time you'd have gone home