Devil-Dick Willie

This is fine, he will just take awful touches and trip over his own feet a bunch.

Which is exactly whats happened

Indias slimy little cunt captain has gone and got his coach sacked with them on top of the ranking and Pujara back in form.

You'll be 5th or 6th again soon.

Well done to Pakistan, I am glad this new generation of theirs looks as good as the last, and Amir's resurgence is a happy story as well. He could have finished with Cricket after the scandal, but he kept training and is reaping rewards for his dedication, and, importantly, honest work.

Amir is in!!!!! 1 for fuck all!!!!

Excellent knock from Hafeez

Fakhar has fucked his team over so badly. Wow. Game on.

Just now, Stan said:

Brilliant fielding by Bumrah!!!

Nope Just a run out all day. He could have put the kettle on, and both batsman would be at the same end. Ali wasn't even in that half of the pitch when Dhoni took the stumps off. Decent stop but nothing notable at all about the fielding. Just a retard non striker.

India hit the stumps!!!

After a bad fumble, so no wicket anyway.

Just now, Stan said:

yep, one of these throws has to hit one day. 

interesting you mention subcontinental lack of fielding ability. For the past 3-4 years India have been labelled as one of the best teams for fielders. Historically we've been dogshit but not so much recently. 

Again, you've certainly improved, but I wouldn't put you in the top 3 fielding sides.

That subcontinental lack of fielding ability is killing India here, another solid run out chance goes begging.

Wicket, no ball! Such poor discipline.

India win the toss and bowl

Under the skin 4/10

Yuck. This film feels like some pretentious film student wanker got his hands on some decent equipment and Scarlett Jojo, and wanted to show the world that he is gods gift to film.

Fuck ya'll. Was hoping the gangbangas would post 300+ and make a game of this. They'll be lucky to hit 250 now, and good luck defending it.

Noooooooooo Tamim!!!!!

I was hoping it would be a dramatization of my childhood visit where I vomited a lot on the rides.

Tamim is a rape train, he has no breaks, and India is a narrow tunnel.

211 and done.

181 for 7. What a performance by Pakistan. If they can do England for anything under 250 they are favorites, in spite of their unco batting line up.

We do need traffic to pay for it though. Nothing is free.

Stacks

The Paks have turned up the heat here. Sri Lanka gonna need to bowl pretty fucking well.

Even when faf came to the crease I was happy as a pig in mud. But then my world exploded in a shower of run outs, horrid decisions and regret.

Disagree. SA are never in a rush (unless it's to choke) Again, you weren't bad at all. Kept it tight and didn't look out of depth. But there was no real bite and no big pressure. I think if SA hadn't committed seppuku we would have gone into the last 10 overs with wickets in hand and scored a nice total.

No point chatting about it now though. They fucked it well and truly

17 hours ago, IgnisExcubitor said:

Brilliant all round performance by us, albeit greatly aided by suicidal running by the South Africans. It wasn't just the three run-outs (all of which were shambolic), but you could sense a run-out every time they took a single. I have never seen a side collectively run this bad between the wickets. 

Back on us, I am happy to see Bumrah amongst wickets. He is very important to us, and it was nice watching him bowl fast and slow yorkers. The current setup looks more balanced. Ashwin showed his pedigree. Bangladesh wouldn't be a easy side to take on. 

Your bowling was adequate. But not close to brilliant. You had plans and were decent in the field, but before the 2 run outs I was very happy with how toothless the bowling was. But then the batsmen did your job for you.