Devil-Dick Willie

The only thing Dana white knows is that he wants to suck conors cock. Remember what conor did at the Barclays center? Why wasn't he banned in ring?

Dana needs a new rousey or conor.

2 hours ago, Spike said:

Who gives a fuck who hit who first? This isn't primary school, ladies, grow up. It's fucking hilarious regardless of the results.

It is highly unikely that I would hit someone in a general day. If someone hits me, I am very likely to hit someone. Real fucking simple and I'm sure post people would feel similar.

Conor is a slimy little bastard. A lot of people might have done more than Khabib. Conor got very popular burying people in his pre match promos, he's always been more well known for his wit rather than in ring performance, but you have to keep backing that reputation up, which is why wit turned to shock banter and gutter talk, and why he didn't fight for 2 years while he was 'on top' He did his homework against Aldo and it payed off bigger than he could have dreamed, and he won a fight against diaz that was literally him effectively counterpunching, then running away trying not to get taken down all fight. I'm not trying to discredit him, he got the job done on the night. But would he win a best of 5 against either of these guys? Unlikely. He's not dumb, he ran from his title obigations and the ring for 2 years because Sunday was the inevitable result. He's good, very good, but he's not an in ring great, and he'll lose to guys that are most times. He's already done a remarkable job building a legacy and 'brand' out of losing some of his biggest ever fights. No need to stretch that.

I think he should retire.

11 hours ago, JOSHBRFC said:

He was punched from behind.

One of those idiots was scheduled to fight for the UFC later this month against one of Conor’s friends, Lobov. But... Dana has said already that those who jumped in and attacked Conor will never fight for the UFC again. And rightly so. 

9 hours ago, Spike said:

Mate, the Ruskiscaled the fucken octagon walls and belted McGregor in the head from behind. Good laugh, McGregor tagged him pretty hard afterwards but it wasn't the first swing.

McGregor is too explosive, he gases out after two or three rounds. That is why he can never be the GOAT, he can't go the distance.

Conor hits him first. As deadlinesman says, watch the fucking video.

15 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Would like love the guy who hit Conor at the end to face him in the Octagon too. Hitting a fighter when he's down? Have a day off.

Conor hit him first

The notorious fucking washed up cunt hahaha what a fucking gobshite.

He spent 15 minutes on his back getting pounded and choked, what is he a fucking pornstar?

1 hour ago, JOSHBRFC said:

A washed up Pony? He's just nearly taken one of the greatest boxers of all time the distance 

His last UFC fight he absolutely battered the champ to take his belt and become a 2 weight UFC champion. Washed up hahahaha

He did no such fucking thing against Mayweather, and his last UFC fight was 2 years ago. Are you okay?

Khabib is going to murder Conor. He has become a washed up show pony. Khabib is a fucking best, even in Conors prime he wouldn't win this.

Sometimes it's not about quantity of dick sucked. It's about who's on the end of that end.

On 18/09/2018 at 08:35, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Mixed tag was.... fine. The miz vs Bryan did not need to be watered down by their talentless wives, and Brie bella is going to fucking injure someone soon. She needs to go. She already hurt Zelina Vega bad, now she opened up miz with some punches. Imagine if that were his wife instead.

Annnnd Brie has concussed Liv Morgan. Kicked her in the head. Fucking get rid of her.

I've been watching all the PPVs since WK this year, and I just finished watching every match of the G1. Amazing matches. Sanada is fast becoming my favorite non westerner non Ibushi wrestler. If I were vince I'd throw the cheque book at him. he's big, got the WWE look, and is an amazing in ring talent. Would do so much better than Nakamura

@The Palace Fan Do you watch much NJPW?

Adil Rashid's no ball of the century. What a plonker of an umpire.

I watched it live.

High spot. The tag match, which was fantastic, and I lost it when Drew yelled at the referee to "Disqualify his arse!!!" in a fucking HEAVY Scottish accent. Ziggler, Rollins and Drew are so fucking talented. Sadly Ziggler v Rollins Iron man match was a mediocre affair but barring that this has been a good feud if you like good matches. I still remember losing my shit when the Dolphin rolled up Rollins for the IC title, just didn't see it comming.

Lesnars return had me excited for a moment. Then shit got.. well, shit. A no count out no DQ match was abandoned because the competitors were sore. Fuck off.

Rousey vs Bliss was painfully by the numbers, Becky vs the man beast was okay, good finish. Randy vs Hardy was... slow. But fine. Aj vs Joe was fine but I feel they have better in them. This fued is starting to remind me of AJ vs Nakamura. Good promos from the heel, underwhelming in ring compared to the amount of tallent at their disposal, and a bunch of screwy finishes.

Mixed tag was.... fine. The miz vs Bryan did not need to be watered down by their talentless wives, and Brie bella is going to fucking injure someone soon. She needs to go. She already hurt Zelina Vega bad, now she opened up miz with some punches. Imagine if that were his wife instead.

As an asside, on that topic. I hate how the womens revolution turned into the evolution. There is a fucking reason we were moving away from cheerleaders and models who know some basic stuff and moving towards real female wrestlers. Bringing back the Bellas is totaly undermining the current crop, and exposing them to their dangerous botches. At the very least throw the Bellas and Sasha Banks into hell in a cell with each other and the last women to get injured gets a WWE contract because fuck me that lot are usless dangerous cunts.

Sadly for Vince I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the Undertaker wrestle anybody at this stage, and watching Reigns wreste IS watching paint dry.

There's aways a better show than wrestlemainia. It's called takeover. This years mania had a whopping total of 3 actually good matches (IC title, Asuka vs Flair and Rousey's mixed match tag) 3 watchable matches (reigns lesnar, which was only decent because of the shock ending, the smackdown tag title match and Nakamura vs Styles which was still a huge dissapointment) and the rest was a joke. So out of touch.

You're all fucking drooling autistic mongs if you think Clake or Kit can act.

6 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

Well I'm pretty certain critics have said she is very good  so that is just your opinion

I'm pretty certain you're off your head. She is universally panned for her inability to act. Along with Snowy boy

On 19/08/2018 at 22:34, Gunnersauraus said:

Yeah. I've seen it before but yeah the acting was pretty bad. I think it must be something to do with the directing or something because emily clark clearly can act.

No she can't. All she does in game of thrones is squint while speaking a retarded sounding language with to many I vowels in it. Oh, and occasionally disrobing.

Summerslam was actually a lot better than expected. The only damp squib matches being Nakamura vs Hardy, which was only dull because of a worn out crowd who couldn't get up for it, and the main event. Which at least was mercifully short.

Takeover was fucking wild. Match of the night was UE vs MM. Spot of the night was definately Adam Coles superkick to Ricochet. That was fucking insane, and a reminder that dramatic timing and the balls to do a tricky spot can be just as impactful as all the flippy stuff in the world.

Eh. Play better you wanker.

I did not expect Carmella to win. She is stale.

I'm not. Too much quality walking out the door.

While his woman is womens champion as well. He won't be missed however. Shithouse in ring and on mic, and you can't teach that.

Just now, ASF said:

Steven Soderbergh's film.

Nope, wrong movie.

On 10/06/2018 at 05:52, ASF said:

'Sex, Lies, and Videotape'

7.5/10

if that is the spanish one with the hot bird who gets slammed in the toilet that film is horrendous but she is 10/10