Devil-Dick Willie
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A little while ago NJPW gave us one of the greatest ppvs ever, with the best match ever headlining. What did WWE give us in reply? A pile of shit
Bryan beats Cass in a mediocre match no one asked for in a fued no one wanted
lashley beats Zayn in a shit match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted
Reigns beats Jinder in a mediocre match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted
Bliss wins Money in the bank. I was surprised. I had Lynch to win and the crowd popped every time she went up the ladder, but bliss winning was fine, and the match was great.
Rollins vs Elias was nice.
Nakamura vs Styles was underwhelming (again) and the result was shit. Nakamura had nice momentum, and killed the contract signing promo. Now it feels like he'll never get the belt
Rousey vs Nia was good, Bliss cashing in was nice as well.
FUCK OFF STROWMAN!!!! Anyone but Strowman I thought as the match started. He is the last person on the planet that needs a cheap shot at the title, and every match with 3+ people and him in it becomes about him. Took away the luster of the match as fuck all happened in ring, and it devolved into the usual 'gang up on him, but it doesn't work cos he's a MONSTAHHHHHH'. Then the cunt wins the match. FFS
5/10 watch new japan instead.
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Gilly out is the obvious one. Sanga or De Villiers in there. Steyn was a better bowler than Mcgrath as well. If you don't want a second spinner I'd have glenn in tho.The biggest omission is biff. The greatest test captain of all time and the 2nd best opening batsman I've ever seen after Haydos. My line up
Hayden, Smith(c), Ponting, Tendulkar, Lara, Kallis, Sanga, Akram, Steyn, Warne, Mcgrath
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A Jinder vs Roman fued might actually make me want to die.
Also backlash was a turd. Miz v Rollins was dope. The entire rest of the card was either middle of the road or awful. Please retire Randy Orton. He's been boring as batshit for about 5+ years and puts on awful matches with great consistency
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Brown man is too lax. I woud have used other terms, and recieved a short ban or some warning points because i'm from a country that starts riots when there are too many minority people at the beach, and you're from a country that presses criminal charges against men who teach their dogs tricks.
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On 29/01/2018 at 17:16, The Palace Fan said:
Now you see, I can forgive them for that. The Bella's doing relatively well was going to happen due to the total divas show actually competing with viewer levels of all the housewife shows, which is what they were initially hoping for (possibly even better). They know that wrestling fans don't have much time for this, or how the Bella's have managed to get these lucrative positions, so the crowd and viewers were emotively going to want them to get eliminated. Whilst somebody like Sacha Banks can behave as arrogant and confident as she did but the viewers wouldn't necessarily be emotively booing her. The further Nikki was getting, the more I was thinking "please don't mess this up Vince", just because of how favourable she's been treated previously. So in all it ended up being a final two of somebody people really wanted to see win, against somebody they didn't but was 'best for business' which is possibly the most emotive showdown in terms of crowd reaction they could have had.
Also not having Rhonda involved was great. Having a UFC star debut and make wrestlers look second rate at a historic occasion would have dented the occasion.
The 2 problems I have with that are 1. Unlike you I can't believe for a second even vince would put Nicky over Asuka and 2. That's EXACTLY what they did with the mens rumble.
Completey agree about Rousey, but she could have been in it and lost I guess.
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My thoughts. SPOILERS
1. All the title matches were great. The Usos match was (predictably) the worst of a good bunch, but only 2 falls pulling the rug out and the talent of Ben and Gable pulled it through. All the results were predictable, but there is a reason for that, they were the right results. Sami, Kevin and Styles can't go wrong with that much tallent, Lesnar vs Kane and Stroman was everything it had to be, and while the Raw tag match was no classic, Seth and Cesaro are bulletproof. And the Narrative of Seth doing it all himself only to fall was perfect.
2. The mens rumble match was great. A few disapointing spots, and I hate that Roman was at the pointy end, but as said above the right man won and it was full of great spots and the return of the 619
3. The womans rumble was as ALMOST good as it possibly could be. The only downs were the women in the final 4, 3 and 2. And the missuse of Bayley
No one wants the Bellas wrestling again, and no one believes they would win the rumble, so they were wastes of final 4 spots. If the last 4 was Sasha or Becky from the number 1 spot, Bayley, Asuka and nia, with maybe beth or Trish then we have a believable final 4. The two bellas, and Sahsa with Asuka was a bad for and Sasha getting eliminated when she did was a waste. No one wants a bella to win, and there's no way it would have been booked as so. If it had been Sasha and Asuka on the apron at the end I would have been on the edge of my seat, not just necking my beer booing Nicky waiting for Asuka to kick the ugly skank off.
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1 hour ago, Stan said:
did you just run across the pitch at the cricket?
Brama is a dirty cunt for that. I'm amazing Gameiro's leg didn't snap.
Gameiro was my science partner for 2 years. Funny guy, but a wanker.
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Best tackle I've seen since Muscat retired.
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The neon Demon. 3/10
Nicolas Winding Refn provided another fancy, feux, ponderously paced and ultimately empty piece of shit. Paper thin characters and fuck all plot to tell as usual.
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1 minute ago, Cicero said:
And then a Vegan would say, So If I were to kill you, would that be fine?
No. We have laws. His life has more value than that of a chicken or pig, as he just explained.
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41 minutes ago, Danny said:
What are you waffling on about? You are not seriously comparing the animal kingdom to the ways in which humans carry out abusive and torture like farming practices all around the world are you?
Are you trying to compare the living conditions of animals to humans?
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2 hours ago, Danny said:
I'm saying animals we eat generally live deprived and cruel lives, and that not wanting to contribute towards that is not a luxury.
Theres a difference between simply killing an animal for food and doing what the food industry does.
Always a fucking stupid comment.
Have you seen the animal kingdom. It's harsh and cruel. A chicken sitting in a cage, or living free range has a tangibly better and possibly longer life than one pecking around the forest floor for scraps before being chased and murdered by some predator. And man, have you seen the living conditions of ants? All those thousands crammed into a tiny space. Someone should beseech the queen for better rights for her colony. Or the US will have to inervene.
Animals will always have horrid lives when compared to humans. But are you about to buy your goldfish an appartment? Fuck no. My advice to everyone is eat your fucking meat and settle the fuck down. I have a lady friend who doesn't eat meat. She couldn't kill an animal if she tried and she is a high earner so doesn't need to eat on the cheap, so it's no trouble to her. Outside of circumstances like that the whole idea is baffling.
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On 12/01/2018 at 11:17, Spike said:
It's diabetes, poor lass never stood a chance. Fell into a diabetic coma at 8.
Never did get the appeal of one nighters. Gotta know a bird a bit before I think about doodling her. Speaking of; there are several girls at work that I wouldn't mind doing the scooby-do shaggy with.
24 in February
Fuck even I'm older than you
On 12/01/2018 at 11:18, Tommy said:Same here, my man. Apparently it's called "Demisexual" in modern terms..
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I agree about Bliss. An on the night cash in was smart. But Braun doesn't need the briefcase. He could just go over lesnar or reigns when needed. Also fuck Roode. Another Vanilla boring as fuck rest hold merchant to add to the pile
The broken gimmick is stale imo. It's the kind of thing than needs to be bonkers week after week. The woken stuff was great because it was crazy as shit. Now all he does is laugh in a feux posh accent. It's not exactly wild stuff.
Also they ruined Asuka.