Devil-Dick Willie

1 minute ago, Stan said:

I caught about 5 minutes of it this morning and it was horrendous

 

The a league is a bunch of talentless hacks kicking the shit out of each other, with the odd has been sprinkled in. I don't even watch our mens football it's that bad. What hope do the women have?

15 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

Do a lot of women play football in Australia @Toinho @Devil-Dick Willie they have a very good team compared to men's football?

The last video I saw of W league was the most comically shit own goal I've ever seen in football

We do have a womens A league. I don't watch it tho, it's pretty shit.

5 hours ago, Azeem said:

We played three openers which gave us a great start 101-1 but than there was no middle order at all. SA need 149 to win 

You never had a chance. 

India setting themselves up for 500 here. Even with the king and the wall back in the sheds. Some runs at the top was nice too. Pitch is a shite one, but the odd ball standing up and plenty staying low should excite sir Jadeja 

2 minutes ago, Rick said:

 

At the most I'd give it a draw. I just don't think Jones did anywhere near enough to have "edged it" how many failed takedown attempts did he have? And then was taken down twice himself. Yes, he had Gus hurt at one point but the amount of significant strikes Gus landed was huge. 

30 seconds more in the 4th and Gus Losses by KO or TKO. You have to remember the fight is scored round by round, Gus being so dominant in the first 2 does him no favours in the rest of the fight. 

I have money backing Gus this time round. 

9 hours ago, Rick said:

Nothing is simple with this fella. Dunno what to believe at this point. 

I just hope Gustafson beats him. Just like he did in the first fight if we're being honest.

Nope. Gus wins the first 2 clearly. Jones won the 4th and 5th clearly. It's all in the 3rd. Jones edged it for mine.

Matthews take a fucking bow. Sri Lanka draw the match because of a champion and some rain.

I think they should go back to raw and smackdown ppvs. Too many wrestlers and belts getting 'lost in the shuffle' as big match john would say

Ambrose sucks. If you wish, I could write you an essay on the matter, but I once sat down at a wrestlemania viewing party with 4 dudes who liked Dean, and in 5 minutes had them all admitting I was right. Guy fucking sucks. Not surprised his match with Seth was flat.

I don't like Bryan to much tbh, but good match with AJ and a great match on smackdown tonight. 

The Hobbit, Battle of 5 armies 3/10

Shithouse. Absolute shithouse. CGI wank fest with nothing worth seeing post the death of Smaug. Riddled with shithouse comedy that ruins the impact of the serious nature of the story and battles. Everything is fake as fuck and looks like shit. 

"Why didn't they ride eagles to mordor?" better question: Why didn't they ride those OP as fuck goats

You literally need the not out pair to score all the runs. So doubtful. 

In other news, New Zealand will be ranked no2 after they clean up sri lanka. And Latham scored 264. 

No bro. Hate the Aussie cricket team with a passion. Dearly hoping india pull this out the bag

Mohammad Shami has entered the chat. A session too late? Possibly. But if Australia are knocked over in the next few balls 250 odd isn't unachievable...

The Indian openers will need to see off the new ball and chip in however...

Poor selection has cost you this match I think. Even just picking Jadeja over Yadav is worth 20-30 more runs with the bat and 20-30 less conceded with the ball IMO. Persisting with Vijay was unwise as well. I think this could well be his last test. 

You need to take 5 wickets for under 100 to stay in this

God I hope these 2 turn in big ones. Bat through the day if possible pls, get that 400+

The hobbit. The desolation of Smaug. 6/10

A bit shit, but a consistent narrative, and an excellent turn from Cumberbatch make this much improved over the first. Tauriel is an incredibly unnecessary character, we're talking black widow levels of achieving nothing that couldn't have been written into the parts of other characters (namely Legolas).

The barrel riding scene is aids. 

Overall however this is an okay movie.

17 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Wait, what.

What? I love the lord of the rings. I have read the 3 books and the hobbit. The 3 lotr films are amazing. This bloated CGI fest piece of shit is horrendous. Probably the worst of the 3, though all of them suck to some varying degree. I am watching the 2nd now. Probably the best of the 3, but still pretty garbage. The trilogy is just a fucking shithouse marathon of fan service, awful CGI battle and combat scenes that would be laughably out of place in the original 3, and it's another modern quip fest with everyone saying smarky shit every 10 seconds like they're in an avengers film. This film actually makes my physically fucking ill. Fuck these movies.

The hobbit, an unexpected journey. 2/10

Fuck this is garbage. To think Peter Jackson directed this fucking travesty.

The 'new era' is vastly unpopular with the public. All the retarded bogans see the situation as 'act like cunts and win' or 'behave respectably and lose' They aren't aware that behaviour is independent of the results. Here are the top facebook comments on an article titled "Paine heralds new Aussie era" This is why I hate Australians 

" The “new era” is absolutely rubbish. Can’t believe the PC brigades have gotten to our national game. Embarrassing."

"Just be soft and keep losing. Not a good team, only about half of them should be there"

"New era looks crap"

"Hard to talk rubbish when your always loosing" 

India struggled with the Aussie tail in both innings, but the Australian top orders lack of runs (everyone) leadership(Khawaja, Paine) and talent(everyone except Khawaja) saw them home. 

If I were the king of selectors this is what my top 7 would look like for the next test.

1. Burns

2. Renshaw

3. Khawaja (c)

4. Handscomb

5. Head

6. Wade (WK)

7. Maxwell (under VERY strict orders to fucking behave himself at the crease.

Paine and Finch are mediocre at shield level, much less test level. Finch being a short form specialist, Paine being simply not very good. Harris being picked before Burns or Renshaw is a travesty.

Australia 4 down needing 220 more runs. So much lies on the shoulders of the last 2 real batsmen at the crease. Travis Head, in his second test match, and Sean Marsh, world famous shit cunt. 

If India can't win this test match they've no hope for the series.

Australia haven't chased over 200 in the 4th innings at Adelaide in over 100 years. 250 is highly likely to win the test match. 300 is nailed on

On 07/12/2018 at 21:53, Azeem said:

Don't let these Kewis win !

Rekt

This is Indias game to lose now.

The kings of 10-60 have struck back with a collapse of their own yesterday. 7-191. Lets see if India can take a small lead into their second innings. Would be a huge advantage, given Ashwin will get to bowl at a Smithless line up in the 4th innings of the match.

No shit. Fucking corrupt bs

India 4 down at lunch at time of writing this. So loose. Not earning their runs at all bar Pujara. There's more to cricket than pushing at the ball ffs.