Devil-Dick Willie

You can live in a quiet 100 000 person or less town in a 1st world country 

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to embarrass McGregor 

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AKA True red and True White

On 20/04/2019 at 12:08, Cicero said:

course you would like biting 

Luis Suarez is my secret gay crush

5 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Diaz III would be boring, a rematch with Khabib would be great - hopefully he could win it too and set the record straight. 

Don't understand why people get precious about him getting the big fights. He's the biggest fighter the UFC has seen and put the sport on the map, he can do what he wants. 

 Did you watch the first fight? Khabib is in a different fucking stratosphere. Conor looked like a prostitute, getting paid to lay on his back and get pounded for 15 minutes  

On 27/03/2019 at 05:37, Rick said:

McGregor will be back. This is only to strong arm the ufc into giving him some sort of deal. It was only a fortnight ago he was talking about co headlining in July.

Why? And to do what? Rematches against the likes of Khabib or Diaz would see Conor lose. He won't get instant title shots either, and no way he's coming back to grind in the division again. He's done. 

That's really not that wild.

Nah I'm pretty boring in the bedroom. I like a bit of biting and scratching, and I'm happy to serve whatever her needs are within reason, but I've never done anything too spicy. 

As expected the match ratings of all the mania matches were very low, bar the Kofi/Bryan match.

All our eggs safely in the basket 

3 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

We both got around the same percentage right 

I missed the obvious balor vs lashley, so you gotta give that to me. And I fucked up Big time with the lesnar rollins and the uso match. 

The Usos went over as faces when they forfeited to the new day, so they were never going to lose their 'punishment' match. But I completely forgot that happened

As soon as I saw Rollins lesnar was first I regretted my decision 

3 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

FOX have stated they want a more authentic show when Smackdown goes there and with the show in Saudi Arabia coming up I just presumed "business is business". Seth Rollins getting one over him on raw the show before wm is never a good omen.

Credit to the producers though, that was a great WrestleMania. None of my underwhelming predictions came in because none of it was underwhelming. A 9/10 for me. If it wasnt botched roll up finish i would possibly be suggesting this was the greatest Wrestle Mania ever.

I think a lot of the match 'results' were great. So this was a very good wrestlemania. The match quality on the other hand though.... we weren't exactly served up a heap of classics, or indeed, ANY classics. Or indeed any better than bang fucking average matches. 

Rollins lesnar was what it had to be 2.5/5

Bryan vs Kofi was long, unmemorable and slow.  The crowd were invested, so Meltzer will give it a solid score, but i'm rating pure match quality here. Bryan has become a rest hold merchant in the vein or Orton or Roode. Just not a memorable match spot, story or pace wise. 3.5/5

Balor vs Lashley had more flair, and an easy to follow tale. But very short. 3/5

Joe beat rey in under a minute. 1.5/5

Womens tag match had 2 tallentless whales and a part timer in it. It was... okay considering. 2.5/5

Smackdown tag match was one of the very few memorable ones. Everyone contributed and the cesaro swing + beats spot was fantastic. 3.5/5

Angle vs Corbin was... yeah. 2/5

Styles vs Orton was slow because Orton was in it. I almost forgot it was on the card, says it all 2.5/5

HHH vs Drax was surprisingly good. Batista loves the business and let HHH do some fucked up shit. The chain whips were horrendous. 3.5/5 

Miz vs Shane had a very strange ending, but a very solid match tale and the hardcore spot a match like that needs 3.5/5

McIntyre vs Reigns was everything wrong with roman reigns and exactly why he'll be booed into oblivion once more shortly. But solid, yet again, forgettable match. 2.5/5

Womens match did not live up to the hype, botched finish and not enough use of the copious talent of Charlotte and Becky. No strong narrative either. 3/5

Last wrestlemania Asuka vs Charlotte, Miz vs Balor vs Rollins and Angle/Rousey vs HHH and steph were FAR superior to just about any match on this card.

10 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

 

You're bad at this

 

Fuck the preshow

 

The Iiconics to win the womens belt

2 black men to win the smackdown belt

HHH to win unless batista is coming back for more matches.

Miz to win

Rey Mysterio to win, or, if he's injured. Andrade to wrestle in his place and win

I can't pick styles vs Orton. I'd say Styles though

If cena does wrestle angle it certainly won't last 20 minutes and it certainly won't be enjoyable. I really want Jason Jordan to be the run in personally. 

McIntyre to win

Lesnar to retain

Kofi to win

Becky to win

Solid. Too much faith that they'd cool on reigns, though in the end it's him who'll pay for it. 

1. That's too much. 

2. Kruse, Osako, the shite yank, Pizarro, Harnik, Sargent, Bartels already... Seems excessive. 

48 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

Predictions for tonight:

Brawn Strowman to win the battle royal in some crap spot with the SNL guys.

Somebody who actually needs to win the womens battle royal will win to appease the competitors. I hope for Sonya Deville.

Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins to win (& lose the titles some time next month).

Bayley & Sasha to win and be long term champions.

Anybody but Rusev and Nakamura to win because Rusev is on some mad and unnessecary PPV losing streak.

Triple H to win to satisfy his ego.

The Miz to win, but Shane does something to satisfy his ego.

Rey Mysterio to win because they seem to be betraying Samoa Joe as the worst tough guy ever when it matters 

Randy Orton to win because hes WWE and AJ Styles is TNA.

Finn Balor to win because hes a demon.

John Cena to cut off Baron Corbin and wrestle Kurt Angle in an enjoyable 20 minutes.

Roman Reigns to win (& ends any chance of this generation creating another main eventer any time soon).

Brock to retain. Crowd get pissed. Daniel Bryan to retain. Crowd get pissed. Becky Lynch wins main event to prevent a riot.

You're bad at this

Fuck the preshow

The revival to retain 

The Iiconics to win the womens belt

2 black men to win the smackdown belt

HHH to win unless batista is coming back for more matches.

Miz to win

Rey Mysterio to win, or, if he's injured. Andrade to wrestle in his place and win

I can't pick styles vs Orton. I'd say Styles though

If cena does wrestle angle it certainly won't last 20 minutes and it certainly won't be enjoyable. I really want Jason Jordan to be the run in personally. 

McIntyre to win

Lesnar to retain

Kofi to win

Becky to win

3 hours ago, Azeem said:

Italy and Spain are the worse when it comes to racism in football

Eastern Europe and Russia say hi

3 hours ago, 6666 said:

Watched yesterday's NXT TakeOver. As usual the matches were good and as usual the crowd were extremely annoying. Overreacting to every little thing.

NXT crowd are good. Sure, you might get the odd cheap 'this is awesome' chant, and honestly I wish they'd go easier on Baszler but that aside much better than most main roster crowds. Adam Cole delivered the goods big time in his match with Gargano. Could be a 5* match that one. And finally someone took the UK championship off Dunne.

Stein um Stein and Dali lama are my favourite Rammstein songs, Reise Reise is my favourite album and Mein Teil is probably my favourite single, along with Mein land and Links 234

You're a superstar!!! At the gay bar!!

Fair play to the lad, If I were Kimmich she'd have had 9 babies already or she'd have a small rod in her arm in addition to the big one up her guts.

15 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

Theres now talk of the women not main eventing WrestleMania now. It's amazing how they manage to screw the momentum of so many simple things.

Meh. If it's second to Rollins vs Lesnar then that's fine IMO.

Triple frontier 7/10

Strong thriller, compelling believable performances from a very strong cast. A bit by the numbers as far as plot goes but the action scenes and cinematography (and music come to think of it) are all fantastic.

I think Viva is a tad harsh. If you like action thrillers this is a solid recommend. 

3 minutes ago, nudge said:

One of my favourite movies ever... 

So when ARE we getting married?

Children of Men 9/10

This movie was an instant classic, but it gets better and better the more dystopian the world becomes.

Well hey, it was another great performance from Kruse.

Wrestlemania card lookin like...

Title matches

Rollins Vs Lesnar for universal title (Rollins to win)

Bryan vs Kingston for WWE Championship (could be a 4 way though, with Owens and Ali) (Kofi to win)

Samoa Joe vs Rey Mysterio for the US title (again, others could be added) (Rey to win)

Not too sure with the IC title. I was hoping for Balor vs Elias, but it looks like Lashley vs someone. Probably Balor (whoever isn't Lashley to win)

The revival vs 2 black men for the raw tag titles. (Black and Ricochet to win)

The Usos vs someone or other for the Smackdown titles. Putting the New day on the card is the obvious, but I'd like to see Sanity here. (who ever the Uso's face to win)

Asuka in a triple threat vs Mandy vs Sonya for the Smackdown title. (My blonde wet dream to win)

Rousey vs Becky vs Charlotte for the raw championship (Becky to win)

Bayley and Banks vs the Iiconics maybe? (Iiconics to win if so)

Other matches

HHH vs Batista in a match between 2 80 year olds no one asked for that would have been only okay 10 years or so ago (HHH to win the egotistical prick)

Angle vs probably big match John (angle to win)

Miz vs Shane (Miz to win)

Drew McIntyre vs Reigns (PLEASE let Drew win. Rollins will need a credible threat to feud with and this is how to put him over) 

Elias vs the crowd 

Possibly Natalia and Phoenix vs the fatties in another match we could all live without.

Looks mediocre.

Same goes for that shill Rhonda 

Fastlane was quite entertaining though. Finally the US title getting the treatment it deserves.