Devil-Dick Willie

Raw isn't too bad at the moment. The shield are back, which at least makes Roman almost bearable as he is only 1/3rd as prevelant. And the Miz is making the intercontinental championship a real belt again with his mike skills and cheating.

@Aaroncpfc @Spike anyone know where one might procure a possibly free stream of TLC today?

Just now, Anton said:

Nice one. I didn't see the mariners v jets game but wtf happened there 5-1?!

Jets weren't great, Mariners just fucking blew.

On 18/07/2017 at 4:09 PM, Anton said:

We were linked to him, and thank fuck we didn't sign him. 37, waste of time.

Chris Herd is at WSW. Will be interesting to see if he can get anywhere near those heights of Aston Villa first team days. He did sign for us a year ago but withdrew due to personal issues and ties to England... Fun fact: I used to play against him at high school. 

Nice, I played against corey Gameiro. He was also my science patner in year 9

Like a less tax evasive messi

On 8/29/2017 at 8:16 AM, Lucas said:

I thought Jaime was a goner when Cersei 'sort of' acknowledged The Mountain. He's a lucky boy. Definitely going to hook up with Brianne now.

 

She pussied out rather than kill Tyrion. Fuck off she's going to kill Jdog

On 8/27/2017 at 9:57 AM, Tsubasa said:

Exactly. Littlefinger has been the best player of the "Game of Thrones" so far, he's the most intelligent and cunning character of the series. It would be a shame if they let him die an undeserving and cheap-ish death. 

Get rekt. Though I do agree that it seemed a bit cheap and silly.

If I were such a clever man, and I realized it was me vs a manipulator with all the power, an assassin and a guy who can see the future, and everything I've done in the past, I would have taken sansa aside quietly, apologized for any wrong doing in the past, maybe explained some of my actions, reminded her I save her life, promised her the continuing friendship and support from the Vale, asked for her secrecy and gone home to the Erie.

That he stayed and tried to steer the ship against such odds is insanity.

Decent episode. Jon fucking his Auntie being the comedic highlight.

2 hours ago, Harry said:

Why did LF kill Jon and frame the Lannisters if not to start a war? 

If starting a war was his aim then why not try and seal the deal with the assassin and by making sure Neds head is removed? 

Like I said, it is cannon that he had nothing to do with the assassin. And nothing has ever been said about him telling Joffrey to kill ned, Joffrey wouldn't have needed to be egged on.

11 minutes ago, Harry said:

He tempted Lysa into killing Jon Arryn then instructed her to write to Kat claiming it was done by Lannisters. He (imo) sent the assassin with the dagger to kill Bran. He then claimed that the dagger was Tyrions. He then pretended to help Ned and earned his trust in KL but betrayed him at the critical moment as Ned believed he'd paid off the city watch to support him against Cersei. He was then (imo) the one that tempted Joffrey into beheading Ned.

He started the war of the 5 kings. 

He is now planning the seed to Arya that Sansa is out to get Jon, and planting the seed to Sansa that she should send Brienne away so she can kill Arya.

The bad doesn't wash out the good, and it is cannon that it was Jofferey that sent the assassin by the way. And no one tempted Jofferey into killing ned. He did it because he is a vicious dickhead.

He would have paid for the city guard to back ned, if ned supported Renley. He told him so. Ned didn't, and Littlefinger wouldn't last long with stannis as king.

1 hour ago, Harry said:

I don't think so man. His time has come. He's fucked over Starks for far too long and it is fitting for a developing master player to be the one to end his narrative.

This story was always going to hone in on a man vs others battle and it would be symbolic for LF to be swept aside for that. 

Next season nobody will be giving a shit who's playing the game of thrones....

He tried to put ned on the throne, he gave Cat Neds bones. He saved Sansa from kings landing, and marched on winterfell for her.

On 8/23/2017 at 0:17 AM, Cicero said:

Jaime. Calling it now. 

Lol

2 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said:

Thought that bear they fought was awful. It looked like a cheap 1980s film. 

 

And the fact that everyone was standing around doing literal nothing while it attacked Thoros wasn't clever. The hound gets a pass, but everyone standing there staring for 20 seconds while it tears up thoros was awkward.

35 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

You're all a bunch of whinging cunts! 

 

Anyway, Arya is fucking stupid. 

 

"I'd die before serving a Lannister" 

23 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

And people who start complaining about stupid writing etc. Start trying to finish a complicated ass story, that even the creator couldn't finish for YEARS. 

U fuckin wot m8?

39 minutes ago, Harry said:

What's so unrealistic about white walkers mining iron ore and working the fires to fabricate huge steel chains? 

 

Yes, the white walkers are world famous for their open cut mining. They want to strip mine westeros and sell it to Quarth.

The most far fetched thing about the episode. by far, is jon in full clothes swimming to the surface of a frozen lake, then surviving the hours back to the wall in said clothes.

Followed by huge dragon lifting chains out of nowhere

Followed by Benjin ex machina

Followed by the days/weeks waiting on a frozen lake

Followed by the night king and his buddies not using those magic power spears they can throw so far and majestically at Jon and co while they were witting ducks on 50 square meters of land

Followed by Sansa and Arya fighting a pointless argument over what boils down to fuck all.

But dragons!!! Excitement!!! Banter!!!   'BEST EPISODE EVAH!!!"

War Dogs 4/10

Reminded me of The wolf of wall street in that it's about sweet fuck all, with nothing to say and nothing of note occurs or resolves.  It's also not half as funny, clever or entertaining as it thinks it is. Strong soundtrack though.

Or our world famous "Yeah nah"

16 hours ago, Fairy In Boots said:

I'm fairly sure me likening the nights watch to Australia has gone over heads here. It's basically a dig about the fact both are penal colonies 

We got it.

39 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

What is it with you Aussie fuckers? Another week another post saying "it's shit", my personal theory is because of the culture you come from the only point of reference you have is the nights watch. 

The books are great, and in terms of production scale, and development, and casting, and the performance and effects the show is as well. But the further it strays from the books the more it misses them. Episodes like that are an excellent example. While the core of the episode will be in the book, the dialogue and character interactions of the show writers have fuck all on martin. That's why he is a successful author and they work in TV.

"Dick, I like it"
 

"Of course you do"

10 fucking points ha fucking ha so witty. Almost as bad as the fucking avengers sometimes.

I thought most of the episode was shit, just shit banter between secondary characters, only the climax was any good.

1 hour ago, carefreeluke said:

Haha yeah things have escalated quickly this season in that regard especially last episode, less episodes this season I guess. In the earlier days it took characters about half a season at least to travel anywhere. 

Didn't Jon want to say hello to Arya and Bran before setting off as well by the way? Or have I missed something there?

Westeros Geography. Winterfell is a LONG way inland and out of the way of whiteharbor. Or, they may have sailed directly to eastwatch. Either way winterfell isn't on the way.

11 hours ago, Cicero said:

Except he's not, is he?

Says who? The rebellion only lasted a year. Jon has no Targaryen features and Lyannas eyes, with Baratheon hair.

10 hours ago, Batard said:

No, he's Rhaegar's Son. This has been confirmed by heavy and unsubtle inferences. Too many to list here. 

Not confirmed anywhere. Lyanna is his mother. Lyanna and Rhagar were married. That is all we have.

I have no stock in either outcome really. But it would be hilarious to see the rug pulled out from under that theory.

2 hours ago, Cicero said:

Cheers for Sam and Gil revealing that Rhaegar ended his marriage to be wed another. 

 

Jon the rightful heir confirmed. 

You're all going to look awful stupid if Jon turns out to be Robert Baratheons son.

Black of hair and burnt by fire makes for an unconvincing Targaryen.

Meh episode. But next week should be interesting.