Berserker

@Devil-Dick Willie A fellow countryman just survived a great white shark attack on your land by fighting with the beast and punching it, i reckon you should add him to your ashes to eat list mate. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5622033/West-Australian-Surfer-survived-shark-attack-punched-animal-escaping-shore.html

Yep, bunch of tools

What an idiot, that can't be good for your health.

Been there done that, even with antibiotics and ibuprofen. And here i'm am, still kicking!

That's so Brian. We are who we are mate.

Classic Martin.

Have you tried taking a nap?, most of the times when i have them i just go to sleep and they go away.

Stupid butthurt Napoli fans.

I had to max out the zoom on two separate programs.

Here Brian, let me present you a great promising young player who i believe would be an excellent addition to your prospects list. I think he will gladly give you an autograph too.

Was there a code to insert a spoiler warning on here?

Everybody's.

I wrote that in English?, don't you know The Walking Dead? It's a pretty popular TV series about zombies. If you knew it you'd get it.

How are you liking being part of The Walking Dead so far mate?

@DeadLinesman

@SirBalon How would you compare that Lucozade to Gatorade mate?, would you say it's better?

What's that lucozade? don't you get Gatorade there MrBaloon?

Because November is still spring but closer to summer than September and October, summer starts on Dec 21, so temps are pretty nice. March and November are the best months, April is mainly OK but you can have some cold days, for example there were to days with 6C minimums in 2017 according to a web, October is similar, 20ish maximums but 10ish minimums many days. So actually March - November then April, October and perhaps February.

Oh that's nothing, we're used to 40-43 thermal sensations in December and January here.

22-31C here today, from Sunday to next Friday we will have temps ranging from 16 to 27 tops, not that bad. March, April and November are the best months temp-wise here, February is not so bad neither. BTW Happy Birthday @The Rebel CRS you massive cunt!

Sounds great, expect you to come in the next years!

You were bullied?, why? who were those cunts? who were those cunts? let mean Nick have a day with them and they'll be buying your food in no time. Also leaved a like as usual.

Fuck, get well soon bro. Hope you make a full recover.

Fixed it for you mate.

Tomorrow, 20. I have already put a remainder on my phone to complement Brian's daily updates which clearly aren't enough.