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Hi @UNIQUE, hope you're having a nice bank holiday mate. That MUFC bloke has just PM'd asking for me to crop your dog out of the picture so that he can update his toe collection - just wanted to run it by you before going ahead with it? I'm in Photoshop now but going to bed soon mate, so if you could just let me know. Cheers .

@MUFC will be all over that picture, and not because of the dog.

I never played DS3, but the first two were brilliant IMO. I actually didn't see the ending for the first one coming, so that reveal will always hold a special place in my wtf? list.

Indeed, he's insane. I actually swapped him with Mbappe plus cash when he was 93 rated, but then bought him back a season later. He's a really good all round striker to have, seems to do everything pretty well.

Both racist and simply not true.

Stopped playing in FIFA 19 due to the online bullshit, but decided to pick up FIFA 21 as it was on offer so that I could play career mode, allowing myself to scratch the football sim itch without having to take out a second mortgage to compete. I'm playing with Everton and have just started season six, I've managed to built myself a monster squad which is below - I've won the Premier League three years running but it's so challenging to keep winning the Champions League, I have one title but always seem to fuck up a tie and knock myself out! Mbappe (98) Haaland (94) Foden (94) Aouar (93) Tielemans (94) F. de Jong (96) Alexander-Arnold (94) de Ligt (91) Kimmich (96) Marquinhos (94) Donnarumma (94) Subs: Digne (90), Dias (91), Ndidi (88), Maddison (93), Calvert-Lewin (97), Richarlison (96), Grealish (92) Reserves: ter Stegen (96), Alphonso Davies (88), Camavinga (87), Thiago Almada (85), Vranckx (81), Xavi Simons (81).

I don't think Spurs is a step up from Leicester tbh.

I don't see why anyone would go for Gerrard, his heart is set on the Liverpool job so what you're basically doing is hiring a manager who's just waiting for Klopp to go.

Woodward is an absolute coward.

The wife and I laughed when watching the race and Mick's engineer was basically rubbing his belly over the intercom - fantastic !

Godzilla vs. King Kong (2021): 5/10. Special effects are sexy as fuck, the fight scenes are also fucking awesome. The human and actual movie bits in-between are cringy, boring and fucking irritating. Basically, 10/10 for the monster bits, 0/10 for everything else. I was legit hoping that Kong and Godzilla would somehow join forces and just crush everyone else - writing, acting, dialogue is laughably shit.

I don't know why, but it seems like only two minutes since Flick took the reins at Bayern, was surprised at just how long he's been there. I don't think it's going over the top to suggest that he could go on to be as big as the likes of Guardiola and Mourinho (in his prime). To have won everything there is to win domestically, in the style that he did it regardless of the players around shows just how good of a manger he is. International football is a totally different ball game (assuming he moves into the German post) but excited to see what he can bring to the domestic game of the future.

Well, that's a pussy tickling tash if ever I saw one.

Pretty much this, 1&2 are proper 9/10 games - the original was outstanding back in the day and I believe in the remake they've fixed some of the bugs. Mafia 3 is atrocious though sadly, so I'd recommend doing the first two then calling it a day.

I watched that and thought that you must have made a mistake, as surely the 2nd goal couldn't have been as bad as the first. Jesus fucking, absolute wept.

Didn't have @nudgedown as an Egyptian slave denier, absolutely disgusting.

I just change and move the formation rather than going attacking or defensive. FIFA is shit to be honest, I hadn't played since FIFA19 but fancied to play a bit of football on console so bought 21 for the career mode, you can get by if you've not played in years but if you judge it year on year it's just laughably poor. I enjoyed switching to PES for a year, but that too has glaring problems.

I heard about the film Yesterday and the mixed reviews that it was getting, however @Toinho has swayed me with his words and I can't wait to see what happens.

Really need to get round to watching Shutter Island, been on my list for ages and never got round to it.

"so much to discover"

A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014): 5/10. Polar (2019): 3/10.

I've tried Formula E, but it's really shit.

PJ's King Kong was a pile of shite. Only got such a following because of who directed it.

Personal wind tunnel though.

Can I have one of these to my room please? Also, happy birthday @Tommy!