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La Liga have asked for El Clasico on 26th October to be moved. Barcelona expected to refuse it being moved as 'unnecessary'

Gary Hooper signs for Wellington

No blame apportioned for any politician that couldn't help negotiate a deal properly? I blame David Cameron for getting us in to this mess and suggesting a referendum in the first place. I blame several politicians across the board for wasting 3 years. Bit naive to just choose remain MPs to blame.

Mallorca is/was delightful. Lovely place for a chill-out holiday. Palma is a beautiful city.

Used to love chess growing up. Don't play it enough these days to necessarily be good enough.

I can't stand xG as much as @LFCMadLad can't stand VAR

eh? Is maths not your strong point?

Pogba does what Busquets does? What? Busquets is best known for his defensive qualities - tackling, intercepting, reading/awareness of the game, breaking up attacks and disrupting opposition play, off-loading the ball simply. For most of that (all but the last point), I don't see Pogba doing that at all. Looking back at last season, he made 47 tackles across the whole season. https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/total_tackle?se=274 Regarding your first sentence, he doesn't do way more than any PL midfielder. Laughable claim with your red-tinted glasses on. No issues with claiming he can score and influence goals/chances but to claim he possesses some world-class defensive quality in addition to that is just ridiculous.

Watched couple episodes of Criminal on Netflix on the way back from Majorca today. Really new aspect of a programme yet ever so gripping. Takes the work of a proper actor/actress (and production/direction etc) to get the viewers imagining the whole crime scene yet they don't ever vary from the setting of a police interview room. Shame there's only 3 in the UK so far (are there going to be more?) Edit: saw a flaw in the 2nd episode. The time on the clock in the room behind the mirror goes backwards even though the interview has progressed... (the time on the Netflix bar is how long is left)

Bulgarian Football Union president resigns https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50054475

In other news, at Majorca airport and see a family with 2 kids. One with a Liverpool top on. The other with a Man Utd top on. Their parents are in for a rough ride as the kids get older...

It's not even news mate. How it made national news is indicative of society these days lapping up WAGs lives more than their own. Load of shite all round.

Oops! Freudian slip. Must feel like a loss Which players do you have coming back?

Surprised Perth lost. Watched the first half and they were by far the better team. More composed on the ball and slick passing. Brisbane were underwhelming and Fowler's tactics reminded me of Puel at Leicester - slow and laboured and more focused on packing the defence and not conceding as opposed to trying to score. Don't know what the second half was like - should Perth have wrapped the game up @Toinho? Fornaroli, Castro and Ikonomidis will be one of the best trios in the league this season. Think they'll have a lot of goals and assists to their names.

Coffee always goes straight through me

Mallorca beckons today. See ya later cunts. Behave everyone.

BREXIT IS GETTING DONE!

I'd ask if @RandoEFC does this for his students but I suspect there'd be investigations galore if so

Both sides are guilty of looking like absolute bellends.

Got reminded of this video on FB from a few years ago and still cracks me up