Devil-Dick Willie

53 minutes ago, LFCMike said:

Yeah I can definitely see why people will vote Labour to get rid of the Tories. If there's a genuine left alternative standing where I am I'll vote them. Considering Greens but I just see them as middle class/student types that I can't really relate with even though I'd probably agree with a lot of their policies.

I don't get how people don't vote like this. 

Stop worrying about who has charisma
Stop worrying about the mud other slides have slung
Stop worrying about optics. 

Go to the websites of each party you're considering, look at their mission, and the individual policies and promises they're making, have a quick look at the local candidates too, then fucking vote based on whos policies benefit YOU and the nation the most. 

This is how awful governments get and stay in power. People too worried about white noise and feedback.

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He's washed at the top imo, go to Portugal, enjoy life.

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1 hour ago, MUFC said:

Being honest on 4 occasions it could have been different. Twice Liverpool took it to the last day and for 2 seasons on the bounce Arsenal have thrown it away.

I don't think it going down to the last day is a saving grace. The best teams are still outrageously far ahead of the middle pack, and the gap is growing, because FFP slaps down any financial boosts that would close it.

"40 points for safety" There are 4 teams on less than 30 points.
Teams used to win the league with 70 something or 80 something points. City will go over 90 to win the league (again). 
The divide between the top teams and the middle table and yo yo teams has never been higher, the league has never felt more plastic. What's the fucking point anymore? Everyone supports the same 5 teams, money, the FA, UEFA and FIFA have butchered the game with their tokenistic financial regulations and lack of support to clubs that aren't shoveling cash into their throats. 

Man City, EPL champions for the 9th time in 13 seasons. Bayern Munich, 11 time champions in 14 seasons. PSG 10 out of 12. Juventus won 9 in a row recently, though ironically Italy and Spain have been saved from outright monopoly by gross incompetence and corruption from the teams who stood to easily dominate. 

Good luck Doodledwarf!

3 hours ago, Lucas said:

Ah yeah fair, a team who finished 17pts behind another deserve to go up over them because they've been grinding it out for years? Same team that's been up and down from the PL more times than a whore's drawers, and only relegated in 2021?

Yeah, ok. Good example.

So you deserve to go up when you couldn't finish top 2 with the 2nd most cash and the 2nd best squad? Then YOU get to be the yo yo team, which is okay, but not okay for West Brom?

Sit down and enjoy your cheap matchday tickets for another season son.

On 08/05/2024 at 01:13, Lucas said:

Think it'll be an absolute travesty for West Brom or Norwich to go up having finished so far behind. Could take maybe 7-8pts ahead of them both and losing out but 15-17pts gap is massive. 

I'll be jealous if it's Southampton because but if it is them, at least they only finished 3pts behind and they did the double over us. You can tolerate that a bit more.

I think the only fans that will probably want us to win them will be Portsmouth, simply because they'll be licking their lips at the thought of the South Coast derby returning next season.

You entitled little cunt hahahaha. You come down with permier league players, fail to beat Ipswich to the punch and you think a team like West Brom who's been grinding in the champo for years don't deserve to go up? I hope you fumble the fuck outa this.

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Such a Real Madrid finish. Scum a sweaty goal from a miracle, score a late winner, then the equalizer is wrongly flagged offside in live play and it gets swept under the carpet and you move on.

oh fuck off @6666

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12 hours ago, RandoEFC said:

Tories getting another hammering. I keep seeing people say Sunak isn't going to call an election until the latest time because why would he call one when his party is 20% behind in the polls? I find it a weird take. Unless it comes out that Starmer is a literal paedophile or something with photo evidence then the polls aren't going to get any better for the Tories over the next few months. People have made up their minds. It's in their own interests to get it over with and start to rebuild. But they're morons so they probably genuinely do think they can turn it around. All the while the country decays.

Like many, I have no great enthusiasm for Starmer but Labour will clearly be a hundred times better than the current shower. It has disappointed me how safe Starmer has gone on a few key issues. The immigration stuff, Gaza, the green stuff. I got it early days when he had to stave off the links to the toxic Corbyn brand but over the past 18 months or so since the Tories properly imploded, he's had a lot more headroom to be principled and risk upsetting some of the Daily Mail types without risking much but he still seems scared of doing so.

Literally Australias 2019 election problem. The Labor candidate presented ideas that were good, significant, and would cause the nation to develop for the better. Of course this threatened the status quo and he was buried in an avalanche of muck by the media, just like Corbyn. So next election they ran a safe election with boring mild policy changes catered to offend no one but do less. You get what you vote for.  

9 hours ago, Rick said:

That was class from Fullkrug. 

Never forget, he didn't start a single game at the WC but was Germanys best performer. 

Recently Bastian Schweinsteiger said that Guardiolas influence on the Bayern team carried over into the Germany national team and everything became overly focused on simply retaining the ball and completing passes, which has haunted the national team ever since. 8 years of punching air because one of the best national teams in the world plays aimless ball retention while talent like Fullkrug warms the bench. 

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On 27/04/2024 at 20:20, The Palace Fan said:

Given they've ignored spending limits twice now its hard to see this as a positive.

Like 'yay the cheaters are back yeeeeeeew'

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That is ironic considering he is a tier 1 farmer. 

Lets see, a delicious mexican/texmex delicacy of meat, cheese and dressings in a carby delicious wrap (or corn crunchy holding thingy) or the same thing but smothered in fucking rice, where every second bite is bland as British food? Fuck me decisions decisions. If its a cali burrito with chips instead of rice it's a genuine debate. If it's a ricey fucking nightmare then fuck off, Taco all the way you dim cunts. Only on a fucking British forum is such a thing being hung so close, the closest thing to flavor you cunts get is vindaloo. 

Christ almighty I just saw Cole Palmer speak for the first time, room temperature IQ doesn't even come close to explaining what I witnessed. Even Kane has more words in his head than that.

2 hours ago, Devil said:

City back to back treble odds tumbling.

The games dead, regardless of United being involved or not. Liverpool and Arsenal have produced two amazing squads capable of sustained success but City have just closed the game with the elite in every role from top to bottom. Klopp is elite beyond belief and he can't compete with a club funded and purpose built to kill the game completely.

Dramatic but not innacurate, the funny part is that this has been what the EPL has done to every other league in the world for 20 years, choked the life out of them with financial force, and Man U were at the spear tip of that endeavor, how does your medicine taste? 

7 minutes ago, Stan said:

@Devil-Dick Willie what's your ideal main event match?

Uhh, a singles match between cody and roman that cody wins, with bloodline interference of course, but with cody triumphant, Basically last years match but with Cody winning. 

The more special guests run ins and fan service you get the more it does 2 things, 

1. Distract from Codys win. Here we are talking about who turned up for the match, rather than the result. 

2. Undermine Codys win. Beating Roman is supposed to be final boss stuff, but this is more like a WoW dungeon raid where your mates carry you through, and whos to say that Zayn, Owens, Logan Paul, or whoever else wouldn't have beaten Roman too if every man and his dog had come to help them? What did Cody do here that makes him special?

This was supposed to be about Cody and Roman. Instead we're all looking at the rock, Cena, and the return of the cumdertaker. 

23 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Fuck that's probably painful

Na, they just chill in the gum.

7 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

I feel absolutely nothing for Rhodes so simply wasn’t arsed. His internet marks will turn on him within 3 months, guaranteed. He’s got nothing other than ‘this is 4 muh dad and bruther’. Yawn.

He does love the same promo again and again doesn't he? Did you know he's Dustys son?

I don't mind him, and he's a good enough in ring wrestler, but lord that kind of match is one I hate. Takes the shine off him, takes away from the achievement of overcoming Roman.