Carnivore Chris

This is why I think that most cat owners are cretins who should be put down. Stoats(or is it @Storts? ) are amazing and serve a great purpose, they are an important part of the ecosystem and people are allowing their pet to kill them? Absolute cunts. The comments on youtube praising it due to the fact that Stoats kill rabbits are also retards. A cat itself would kill a rabbit, the only difference is, a stoat kills a rabbit to feed its family, not for fun because it's a vermin flea ridden pest. Cats are allowed to kill anything they want, but if a big angry Rottweiler was to rip a cat to shreds, it would be deemed dangerous and put down. They kill everything. Stoats, songbirds, voles, etc. No wonder why you see a lot less songbirds these days entering gardens. People blame birds of prey and even crows and Magpies, but these are animals that have been living on the same planet as songbirds since before humans existed. It's domesticated cats that are creating the imbalance as every cunt has one these days and they just release them into the wild where they do what they want. Speaking of Stoats, watch this:- They are amazing.

It looks like Munir will stay and that makes sense to me. He did well at Alavés and he certainly offers the required depth, as we forget how young he still is. He, along with Malcom, offer options and the club can cash in on Paco Alcacer, who would be a positive signing for alot of clubs in Spain. Keep Munir and Rafinha, promote Cucurella and Aleñá and get rid of Digne, Gomes and Paco Alcacer. That makes sense to me.

The Joan Gamper trophy will be a re-run of the 2008 edition and will be against Boca Juniors. Interesting fixture. The Joan Gamper trophy is the best game of Barcelona's pre-season. It's always a decent fixture and something worth the watch. You also know that the season is truly about to start once that comes around. Last year's especially, against Chapecoense, was a special night.

Yeah I think Rafinha should be kept as well. His only problem really has been the lengthy injury he sustained. Before that, be was part of the set up and was even one of the top scorers for half of a season the other year. After an impressive loan spell at Celta, I was expecting him to kick on and do well at Barça, although he has had his set backs with injuries and definitely deserves another chance for me. He's yet another option in midfield and further proves my point in what I've been saying to @SirBalon about how no more midfielders are required. Links to the likes of Parejo and Rabiot make no sense for me. Great to see Arthur score and have a solid debut. Impressing in pre-season only helps his case. Semedo is class, he has to be first choice right back.

Easily the best individual performance(from Messi) that I've seen in a champs league final as well. He bossed it. The Iniesta performance in 2009 was something else as well. Well both Xavi and Iniesta. That was the game that truly define those 2 for me.

Unfortunately all we see are American(Grey) squirrels over here. You never see red ones. I don't think I ever have apart from when I went to grizedale forest with school back in the day.

I doubt we'll ever see a season like that again from Barcelona or any team(whether club of international), as it wasn't just about winning a treble, but the style in which it was won. Also the players. Messi, Puyol, Xavi, Iniesta, Alves, Henry, Eto'o, Abidal...Super players, with a manager who went from ball-boy to head-coach. Many moments that season as well. Nearly every goal was beautiful, the 6-2 away to Madrid, the Iniesta goal vs Chelsea, the magical performance from Iniesta and Xavi in the final vs United, Messi scoring a header in the final after the English pundits said before the game that he lacks heading ability, that performance against Valencia.... The 2010-2011 was also fantastic of course. Made all the more special because Barcelona had to come up against a rejuvinated Madrid, under what many would have regarded as the best manager/coach in the world at the time in Jose Mourinho, with big money signings like C.Ronaldo. Beating your rival is a big thing in football and to not only do it 5-0 at home, but also to eliminate them from the Champions league before achieving such a a feat is something else. What I can't believe is how the fuck it was 10 years ago? Time absolutely flies.

That album dedicated to dissing Dre was one of my favourites

Another Wu-Banga @Teso dos Bichos

According to google, there are 6,500 languages currently spoken in the world today. Interesting.

What about the other 85 you speak?

@Spike Speaking of Atletico signings, they have purchased Rodri from Villarreal in this window. A very talented, defence-minded midfielder, who at 22, has a big career ahead of him.

I can't believe I forgot to reply to this(I'm terrible for that), but it was always Donatello for me.

If Marca are to be belived, then it looks like Real will buy out Icardi's clause, which stands at 110 million.

That Wu-tang shit. It's amazing just how many affiliates there are. Warcloud is sick lyrically. His flow is a bit rough, but you get that with a lot of raw underground rappers like Warcloud, Killah Priest and MF Doom. I've always liked him though. Talking of the Wu-tang Killa Bees, I always liked the Black knights:- Immense.

I don't watch Rugby, but this guy is a site manager on the new site I'm working on:- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Harrison_(rugby_league) He's a top lad to be honest, sound as fuck. Any of you Rugby fans know of him? He played for Warrington Wolves @DeadLinesman

Is that the new term for "sexual predator"?

I was actually speaking to a bird(a very attractive black bird at that) yesterday on my dinner break in town and she was called Swanje(spelling?), it's only just dawned on me now:- SWAN . I also didn't even know that name existed. Quite unique. And @Dr. Gonzo, the question is, which Turtle are you?

@nudge and myself are going to stalk and kill you then.

Just don't let a fully grown angry female hit you with their wings as they can't be underestimated, like I found out the other day. When they have young with them, they are massively protective and won't let anything near them at all. I was doing a good deed though, so fuck it. Speaking of being attacked by birds, my mate was attacked my a Moorhen(yes a Moorhen) last year. He walked by a nest and it came out and started chasing him trying to attack him. It was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you don't know what a Moorhen is, these are them:-

@6666 Have you seen unsolved on netflix mate? I finally got around to watching the first episode the other night and that freestyle where they are sat in the room is brilliant. Is it a real one that is re-enacted for the show or is it simply made up? As it's brilliant. It's at 34:50 if you don't know what I'm referring to. They are sat in a room(the 2 actors, not Biggie and 2pac themselves) kicking a freestyle and it's another level. It's been rewound about 50 times .

If you ask me, Atletico need to move on from Gabi anyway as he's reaching the end of his career now at 35. If they want to progress, they need to be looking at younger, more in their prime players. He was class last season against Man United in particular. Very good signing, although it's a shame that it's not at the expense of Vermaelen as opposed to Yerry. That's nothing against the Belgian as he's a reliable defender when fully fit and at his best, although keeping him fit is impossible and if say, Umtiti, was to receive an injury tomorrow, then it would be a risk to have to rely on Vermaelen staying fit.

" The power of the wolf brings forth instinct, intelligence, appetite for freedom, and awareness of the importance of social connections. When the wolf shows up in your life, pay attention to what your intuition is telling you. "

I am a wolf as well. Owoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo