Carnivore Chris

Classic, "get dropped on your doorstep like Dando". Ouch. On that second video, all 3 of them come with their A game. Given your general taste in hip hop, you want ones from the mid 00s like Klashnekoff, Jehst, Phi-Life Cypher, Chester P, Kyza, etc. Lowkey and Akala(who are more recent) are class as well but political rappers get boring. Giggs is more Grime and he is wank. Ghetts and Devlin are the best grime MCs if you ask me and are up there lyrically with the hip hop MCs, but a lot of grime MCs aren't and wouldn't be up your street if you are a 90s east coast hip hop head in my opinion. Jehst is my personal favourite to be honest(just listen to his verse on the track above "nightbreed" from 1:43, just ridiculous), I used to always sit back and smoke a nice blunt, listening to Jehst and taking in every word. Lyrical monster.

I get tempers were flaring, as it was a fight, not a tickling contest, but that was appalling behaviour by them as far as I'm concerned and they should be more professional. I don't have anything against Khabib jumping out of the cage necessarily though, but the attack on Conor was sly as fuck.

He's definitely a great fighter and I'd rather watch him over Khabib(albeit still thinking Khabib is better, I just don't know how you can stop him!) hands down. I like a stand up fighter, although it's his fanbase who are unbearable.

Anderson Silva was brilliant at his best as well. Loved to watch him, such an entertainer as well as a great fighter. I've always rooted for Bisping and Nate Diaz though. They might not be the 'GOATS', but they are warriors. Genuine hard cunts.

Jon Jones is the GOAT, roids or not(who gives a fuck about roids anyway? Nobody used to care in UFC!), what a ledge.

How is he the GOAT of MMA?

The BBC make some great documentaries about nature and wildlife. It's one of the things they do get right. I'll give this a go definitely.

@nudge there is currently a Badger cull here in the UK. I couldn't disagree with it more. Yes they can spread TB to cattle but when apparently over 900 are killed with around only 40 to be contaminated with it, then it just doesn't seem fair. Surely there are better options?

The good thing about the likes of Royce da 5'9 and Black Thought is that they are like fine wine. They must be in their 40s now but are still hungry like 20 year olds. Classic Roots shit, Black Thought murders it.

Not at all mate. People fly birds of prey all the time(and parrots in some countries) and they always come back. In fact, I saw a fella flying a Peregrine the other day on the way home from work(on the Lancaster football training ground in fact) and that wasn't flying away and not coming back. It depends on how they are tamed for me. Birds can grow fantastic bonds with humans. It's also got to be noted that a domesticated bird(even if very tame) that has never been outside would likely fly away as it was scared, didn't know where it was going or what to do.

To be honest, as an Angler, who keeps up to date with alot, I know that rivers in this country are largely actually cleaner than they have been for a long time and this could be a big reason why animals such as the Beluga whale are making trips down there. Also more seals being seen on rivers and also the obvious rise in Otters, which have also moved to local canals. Otters don't thrive in polluted waters, so this is a good sign. As for the cow, I'm guessing a farmer has simply been dumping them in there. A cunt of a thing to do to be honest. Another theory could be that it had beef with another cow, who dumped it there....

The problem with Rivers as well is that they are very unpredictable with the currents and you could soon end up floating down it and not being able to escape. They are dangerous to be honest. I've never been a fan of swimming in the river, but there is a nice shallower section around 15 miles from here in the countryside and it's nice up there. You can almost catch trout with your hands and there is a bridge which everyone jumps off, although you won't catch me jumping off it. Fuck that . The sea is getting worse to be honest, humans are dirty bastards man!

"You already what it's about when I run up in your house, put the gun up in your mouth and get the money out the couch" Jadakiss, a monster.

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When I went down south recently, we went over Dartford bridge, looking over the River Thames. I bet that has some interesting things lurking in it with being near/in London haha.

@nudge, @Bluewolf In the river where I saw the dead dog the other week, there was a massive cow floating past the other day when we were all working on the top floor of the new apartments. All we need to see now is a human floating down there....

Parrots are brilliant birds, I've always been a fan of them and even think they make the best pets(along with dogs), they have so much character and are very intelligent. We actually have Ring necked parakeets living wild down South in England:- There are also 2 Macaws which live up in Cumbria and have done so for years.

For muscle pains and even broken bones, I think smoking weed actually helps, especially in combination with codeine, as you end up feeling so stoned that you forget all about it. But definitely not for toothache, as it makes it worse for some reason. You need some paracetamol or ibuprofen with it. What really gets rid of that pain though is when they give you anaesthetic, it's relieving as fuck.

@JOSHBRFC I only just noticed these pics mate. Congratulations pal, I'm genuinely happy for you(and your lass) after knowing you all these years

Too much. That microphone should be retired after that and never used ever again.

You should always look into tablets when mixing them mate. Some are safe to have with each other, such as Paracetamol and iburofen(you could even have codeine as well with them) but then there are others which are dangerous to take in combination with each other. So it's best to read up if not sure before taking anything. Google probably didn't exist then though if it was a while ago MDMA easily for me, but I'd rather not really get fucked at all these days. I can't be arsed with it all. Too old. And the more expensive it is. I bet Aussies pay £150 a gram and pretty much get caffeine powder

Yeah ibuprofen can have a negative effect on some people. My mother can't have them at all as it makes her dizzy as fuck(not like she isn't dizzy enough already ) and start being sick. I suppose it's different for everyone. Paracetamol don't work for me unless mixed with Ibuprofen or codeine. It's funny you say that about coke. I know a lad who has it all the time(well at weekends) over here with no negative effects but he told me that when he bought some in Mexico, he had a big line and it made him feel exactly how you explained it then. That south American shit is a different level to the bashed shite you get here . The problem is how cheap it is too, people are selling grams at like £70 here these days(it was £40 to £50 10 years ago though!), whereas you could probably pick one up for like £4 in Peru or Bolivia, so it would be easy for a European to go over the top.

To be fair, that comment was hilarious. The Brad, Chad and Brock had me.

@Teso dos Bichos This is why Big L is probably my favourite rapper. Not necessarily the one I'd regard as THE best, but my favourite. He just killed every beat he got on and was vicious as fuck with those lyrics, his delivery was perfect and he always sounded hungry. Proper street rapper.

My Granddad would give me whiskey when I had it as a kid. Swilling it around your mouth and then spitting it out swallowing it actually helped a lot. I've found that Ibuprofen is the best for toothache and the worst are Codeine. The latter do absolutely nothing for toothache unless mixed with other painkillers, such as Paracetamol(another painkiller which is shite on its own) or ibuprofen itself. It's best to take 2 ibuprofen then 2 hours later have 2 cocodamol, then repeat the process. It should help eliminate the pain until you can see someone. Speaking of the dentist, I got into a dentist the other day after not having one for years(it's been difficult to get one) and I have 6 things which need doing, all minor things(other than one, which is a root canal filling), but had I not gotten into this dentist now, then you never know if the problems could have worsened. All I need to do after that is have them whitened a bit and I'm happy then. If you lived where @Blue does, then you could have just chewed on a coca leaf, that would do the trick I'd have imagined!