Carnivore Chris

Brilliant shirt and it holds special moments due to obvious reasons. I don't buy footy shirts but I'm considering buying that one. I wouldn't wear it I don't think, although it would be great to have, placed inside a glass cabinet or something.

What is the situation with Mbappe anyway? Is he actually a PSG player or would there not be a chance of another club muscling in there and buying him off Monaco in 2 years? I've never really understood how that one worked.

It would be interesting to see who people would have as their best XI in the world right now. It was getting to the point where all the best were at the same couple of clubs, mainly Barcelona and Real Madrid, although that is not the case now and it's much more spread out again. Also a lot of the world's best(such as C.Ronaldo and Suarez) are definitely not that anymore, while other players have really started to step up their game. The future is also starting to look quite bright in terms of football when it looked as though that may not have been the case not to long ago. Mbappe, especially, is one to watch for the future. He is the real deal and will be better than players such as Neymar when the same age if he continues as he is. Special player. PSG are lucky to have himself and Verratti. They would be perfect for Barcelona!

Priceless

Fucking size of that!

Top Scorers and assisters from the 3rd season:- I won the treble for the second time consecutive(along with the European and Spanish SuperCups at the start of the season) and at the beginning of the 4th season I beat Real Sociedad in the Spanish Supercup, but lost on pens to Chelsea in the European Supercup. Strangly I have beaten Man United in both Champions league finals that I have won and have now played Real Sociedad in the European SuperCup, the Spanish Supercup twice and Copa del Rey final twice. The side now:- Strongest 11:- Ter Stegen(89) Semedo(87) -- Laporte(90) -- Umtiti(88) -- Grimaldo(88) Verratti(92) -- Saul(90) -- Thiago(91) Messi(89) Dembele(91) ---------- Mbappe(90) Second team:- Kepa(85) Roberto(85) -- Pique(83) -- Christensen(86) -- Alba(84) Denis(87) -- Weigl(86) -- Ceballos(87) Jesus(89) -- Sanabria(86) - Deulofeu(88) Dembele is the man now. A monster.

Yeah I think some of the football in the last 2 games has been brilliant, yet both games have ended in draws. The team were winning but not playing at their best before that. I do think the best is to come and Valverde has been able to rest and rotate the majority of is squad this season as to prevent fatigue going into Christmas. Dembele especially could make a big difference as I believe that his type of player is lacking. When is Masch back? As he would be very important now that Umtiti is out as Varmaelen isn't good enough and there are zero options after that. There has been talk of Mascherano going to China but I personally believe keeping him until the end of the season would make more sense, even if another defender is purchased in January as strength in depth is important.

Cockroaches are horrible and if they have wings and start flying, I'm gone . Spiders(atleast the ones in the UK) don't bother me and I just leave them to get on with what they are doing. They are harmless after all and serve a great purpose. Anything that traps and kills flies is a friend of mine. Snakes don't bother me, but I can't say I would enjoy waking up one morning and seeing a King cobra sat there hissing at me . But in general I like them and I even used to have a small Garter Snake when I was a kid. I can't say I'd go full on @Tanksie and start picking venomous ones up in the wild, although I wouldn't mind viewing them from a distance. They are quite fascinating to be honest. One of the best things about going night fishing is all the wildlife you see. Other than rats, which are like roaches, and seem to scare the shit out of me despite being harmless, I''ve seen bats(you see those everywhere though), owls, foxes and badgers(on one occasion in the past, as it's hard to see badgers) at night and in the early morning, deer, kingfishers, etc. When I woke up the last time I went night fishing, a kingfisher was sat on one of my rods, just a few meters away from me. They are very timid birds, so to see one so close is a privilege and not something that many people will experience. Also when I was walking around to the other side of the lake to bait up in May last year, a deer came running out of the woods and ran past me, just a meter or so away from me. It nearly gave me a heartattack and would have taken me out had it ran straight at me . It's one of the best things about going fishing to be honest, being out in the wildlife. You see plenty of insects which you wouldn't think existed in the UK as well. As for birds, I'd say in terms of UK wildlife, we have a greater variety of birds than any other species of animal. There is actually a nature reserve around 10 mile from me and there are 100s of different species there, including Marsh Harriers, Ospreys, Bitterns and Purple Herons, which are all quite rare. As for other animals, it's not shy of otters either, which have also found their way there. The jungle would be an amazing experience and you should try and build up the courage to go while you have the opportunity. I remember @El_Loco telling me a story about how he visited the Amazon Rainforest. It would be interesting to hear more. Also @Bravado, have you ever visited there mate? Since you're from Brazil and like to travel, I'd be surprised if you didn't.

This is where buying Martinez in the summer comes in..... There wasn't enough work done on the defence in the summer. Varmaelen is awful(and will get injured very soon, he doesn't last longer than about 2 weeks fully fit), so that now means a make-shift defence and that's not good news as the defence has been the strongest point in the team this season. A 4th(well 3rd) defender was needed more than anything. Yesterday I believe both goals conceded were sloppy to give away, as was the Valencia goal last week(which was Varmaelen' fault), although over the course of the season, the defence has largely been solid, and that's mainly down to Umtiti. On another note, the sooner Dembele is back, the better. The team from an attacking perspective need to be doing more. I suppose yesterday that wasn't the case as they did score 2 brilliant goals and also another which was clearly onside(it would have been a nice finish from Suarez, and excellent assist by Messi for the record), although there were also a lot of chances missed. Yesterday should really have been a win and if Valencia win today, then it will be down to 2 points difference going into next weekend where Barcelona play Villarreal away while Valencia entertain Celta at home.

What's funny is that cockroaches have a wingspan of around 1", yet they are far more terrifying . That sounds amazing nudge and I'd love to join you if possible. You will have to definitely take some pictures and post them on here before the Chinese investment potentially ruins the true beauty of it. They must have an endless amount of different species of animals out there. That would be the plus side to living over there for me personally. Eagles are the ultimate predator in my opinion.

Amazing, look at the size of their legs and talons. We actually have a species of sea Eagle in the UK, the White Tailed eagle, but only really in Scotland these days and the numbers are low compared to what they will have once been. It's the same with Golden Eagles, we used to have them in England(the Lake District in fact), but due to being persecuted by man(or better said, morons), there are none left now. The last one went missing a few years ago(probably died of old age) and hasn't been seen since. Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful in introducing a mate to him, so he weren't able to reproduce. The numbers in Scotland are rising which is good news, but we have none left now in England. Maybe one day they will try and reintroduce them like they have done successfully with Red Kites.

Whatever happened to this thread? Either way, this is amazing- The 2 birds are protecting the croc's nest when it's out hunting in return for the croc to protect them in general. They are like its 2 henchmen.

I noticed this literally 8 years ago .

Whenever Teso says something regarding Barcelona, the complete opposite happens within a week later. Keep it coming mate!

Lord Finesse kills that @True Blue Speaking of groups. These were great as well mate, D.I.T.C(The Diggin' in the crates crew) Big L, Lord Finesse, Fat Joe, Showbiz and A.G, O.C, Buckwild and Diamond D.

He's 90 still(and should be for a little while since he's only just dropped to that), he's lost that speed and acceleration now but still has everything else. Dembele keeps getting better and better, his finishing is also much better now itself and Mbappe isn't too far from 90. It makes you wonder how much more they will grow as they are only 22/23 and 21/22 respectively. Still very young.

Strongest 11:- Ter Stegen(88) Semedo(87) -- Laporte(89) -- Umtiti(87) -- Grimaldo(87) Verratti(92) -- Saul(89) -- Thiago(91) Messi(90) -- Mbappe(89) -- Dembele(90) Second team:- Kepa(85) Roberto(85) -- Pique(85) -- Christensen(85) -- Alba(84) Aleñá(80) -- Weigl(86) -- Ceballos(86) Denis(87) -- Jesus(88) -- Deulofeu(87) Also Sanabria(85) is still on loan at United, but will be welcomed back next season with Aleñá spending a season out on loan. A shame that Messi is now 90 and starting to slowly decline. But Dembele, Mbappe and Jesus are going to be an amazing future front 3.

I hope you "saved" the animal it tried to kill and then turned the hawk vegan?

I remember when you was on about it mate. What kind of hawk was it again? I always see Sparrowhawks, Buzzards and Kestrels when I go fishing since it's in the countryside. The hawks over here(Sparrowhawks and Goshawks) aren't as big as the hawk in that video(which is some kind of American species, I'm not sure exactly which), but are still quite large birds. I want to see a wild Red Kite. Until about 5 years ago, it was only possible to see them in Wales(due to human ignorance in the past, where these animals were persecuted), although they have now been reintroduced in Cumbria so I wouldn't mind going up there and seeing if I can see them at some point. Amazing creatures:- If I was to ever own land in the countryside, then I would buy myself a few birds of prey. Probably a Kestrel first then make my way up to larger birds such as a Red kite or Goshawk. I've always been a massive fan of them. English wildlife is massively underrated, especially when it comes to birds. That's the issue, they aren't supposed to be part of the food chain, which makes them an ecological problem.

The problem is though mate, when people allow their cats to roam freely in the wild, they become part of the food chain. After all, they kill a lot of small birds and rodents themselves.

Amazing footage. I feel harsh for the cat, don't get me wrong, but you don't see this everyday.

The site manager(who is an absolute bellend I might add) on the site I'm currently on walks like this. In fact, if he had a bald head with long hair coming down the sides, then he would be spits of Penguin out of Batman forever.

"Brian"(@Blue) "Nick" @Berserker)...You 2 both have very common English names. My Grandad was called Brian in fact.

"Gilipollas" works for me