Carnivore Chris

You do live in San Diego though

I've got 3 future stars that I brought in through the catalogue, 2 are out on loan and one is a sub. He plays much better than his stats suggest.

Don't cats also cause an ecological imbalance due to their irresponsible owners allowing them to roam freely in the wild?

Fruchtl(82) Odriozola(85) - De Ligt(84) - Vallejo(85) - Cucurella(83) Aleña(89) -- N.Keita(88) Malcom (89) ----------------- Barco(88) Mbappe(91) -- L.Martinez(87) Strongest 11: Fruchtl(82) - 11.5 Million from Bayern Odriozola(85) - 20 million off Bournemouth De Ligt(84) - 18 million from Ajax Vallejo(85) - 20 million from Real Madrid Cucurella(83) - 3.1 million from Barcelona B Aleña(89) - 18 million from Barcelona B Nabi Keita(88) - Free Transfer Malcom(89) - Free Transfer Ezequiel Barco(88) - 10.3 million from Independiente Mbappe(91) - 45.5 million from Napoli Lautaro Martinez(87) - 7 million from Racing Club Subs: Nyambe(75) - Already at the club. Diop(84) - 28.5 million from Udinese Federico Valverde(83) - 10 million from Real Madrid Ferran Torres(82) - 4.9 Million from Valencia Marcus Edwards(80) - 16.5 million from Spurs Piotr Zielinski(87) - Free Transfer Cristiano Ronaldo(81) - Free Transfer Santaro(69) - My Future star I scouted. I wasn't going to buy Mbappe since I had him for my Barcelona team as well(and didn't think I'd afford him), but I noticed he was at Napoli and had a 45.5 million clause. I was offered 45.5 million for a young German striker I had called Arp, he was 79 rated overall at 20 years of age, so I sold him to Leicester for 45 million and bought Mbappe for the same price. I will probably end up buying Arp back at some point also as he was a cracking young player. Players who I have bought/loaned in that have now departed:- David Villa - He was a free transfer, did 2 seasons, was instrumental in the championship season. Dani Ceballos(86) - He had 2 (fantastic) seasons on loan, reaching 86 before the loan expired. Unfortunate not to be able to make it permanent. Guedes(84) - Same as above, although he reached 84. Tom Davies(79) - Loaned from Everton for 2 seasons, did alright in the lower divisions. Arp(79) - I had him from about 74, he grew quickly and is now an 81 at Leicester at 20/21 years old. I will buy him back at some point. Holding(79) - Filled in and did a job on loan, but I was never going to make him permanent, there are better out there. Angel Gomes(77) - Did well, I might go in for him and buy him in the future perhaps. Foden(79) - Same as above, he grew well before returning to Man City. It's much better when starting in the lower leagues(I used to always do Morecambe and Accrington Stanley) as you are pretty much starting from scratch. It's a lot tougher and tighter as well, although this team is soon going to dominate as it's very young and doesn't stop growing.

Cats, Otters and Orcas.

I'd rather buy Aunty Carol to be honest..

The dogs: "Oh shit, here comes debo" I saw that video the other day as it was recommended to me. You know what youtube is like, once you watch one video about Crocodiles and alligators, you will then be recommended every video in relation to them on youtube Amazing act of survival. Many of us humans underestimate the intelligence of animals, especially large mammals, birds and as we are discussing now, large reptiles. Speaking of them being reptiles, even though they are classified as such, they are actually more closely related to birds and dinosaurs than most reptiles.

Got to love crocodiles, nothing is fucking with them.

C.Ronaldo has been awarded La Liga player of the month for December. Is it Spain's version of April fools at this time of year?

He doesn't just eat the chickens, but does so while they are still alive.

That's what it's always going to be like when you pretty much live in the sky mate

Yerry Mina is nuts. The new Alves of the dressing room?

Anyone up for a swim?

I used to have the Death Row uncut VHS video when I was at secondary school and that track was on there. As was the video he did for the track "Sweet black pussy".

Personally I think it would be the best allround to sell Deulofeu as I doubt he will ever make the grade unfortunately. But selling him might be difficult in January and a loan may be the only option for now. I've heard both Milan clubs are in for him? I'd agree with you if all this money was spent without Neymar being sold, but since he was sold, it was only right the board spent ALL of the money(plus what they were spending already) since it was a massive fuck up on their behalf. If you lose players, you use the money to restrengthen mate. Losing a player like Neymar is massive. He needed replacing so you have to bring players in. Then again, Dembele has been injured this season, Coutinho hasn't kicked a ball yet and the team still manage to sit comfortably at the top of la liga. So it just shows A) How Neymar wasn't anywhere near being the saviour that people such as yourself thought and B) there wasn't a real rush to invest the money, there wasn't a panic. I agree in that respect. The thing is with both Dembele and Coutinho, is that they are also the near future, just like Ter Stegen, Semedo, Umtiti, etc, so if you don't grab them now, somebody else will and that's one of the downsides to the current game. If Real Madrid were building a squad like this(or United), then you would be full of praise. You also didn't seem to mind United buying both Pogba and Lukaku for near world record fees at the time of their purchases. I've got to say though, that I don't agree about the fees. None of these players are worth what they were bought for, but football has gone mad.

Personally I think it's about getting rid of players now and having a bit of a clear out. Maybe loan out both Rafinha and Deulofeu for now rather than sell. Sell Andre Gomes and Turan. I'd also say Vidal as well. He does a job when called upon but wants to be playing more. Promote Arnaiz and Aleña.

That would earn you money in Aus I bet. Probably even labouring on brickies would to be fair, or any kind of site work in general. Is health and safety not as over the top in Australia? Over here it would be "Where's your hard hat?", "Where's your high vis?" Fuck off.

If you have a go on career mode, then take a look at Lautaro Martinez and Ezequiel Barco, from Independiente and Racing respectively. Both are growing quickly for my Blackburn Rovers team and cost about 15 mil for the pair of them.

He's harmless, but brutally stupid as fuck. To think he gets paid to talk about football on tele when he can barely construct a sentence is ridiculous. It's interesting to listen to players especially when they speak about their own personal experiences on the pitch, players they have played with and against, etc, although they don't always make the greatest of pundits. They should get some fans on BBC, sky and the likes and mix it up a bit. I was going to say, get @SirBalon on there, but they would ask him a question and that would be it, nobody else would get a word in

I can't even see fuck all myself. Let me find my microscope

I bet Phil Neville got roasted in the United dressing room back in the day. The lad is an absolute idiot

That's brilliant .

So what does Valverde do now? He has a headache, as that is some squad he has. New signing Coutinho, Dembele back from injury, Iniesta showing he still has plenty left, Messi and Suarez on fire, Paulinho showing everyone that he's the best Brazilian mid since Zico(), Sergi Roberto looking the most comfortable he ever has at right back, with Semedo always impressing(that's a big headache itself), Arnaiz showing the form he is when called up and Andre Gomes doing much better than under Enrique. Rakitic is also playing well, Paco and Denis have done enough in the rare times they actually get chances, Busquets is back to his best.... This gives Valverde many headaches, as that is a strong squad of players who all seem hungry to impress and hold down a role. Rafinha going is probably for the best as there is no chance of him getting any minutes I don't think now. Celta would be a great club for him as he was brilliant there last time.

I admittedly skipped a lot of the games in the second half of the season as I got bored of that league and wanted my new players in . Won League One with ease though, won the Checkatrade trophy by simming(shite trophy) and got knocked out of the Carabao cup vs Leicester on pens after a 3-3 thriller and against Bournemouth after a 3-2 game in the F.A cup early rounds, both games of which I played of course. I simmed a lot of games, but won't be doing so in any other season now. Since it's back to work tomorrow, I doubt I'll have time to fanny around much on it either to be honest. 18-19: David Villa, ST - Free transfer De Ligt, CB - 18 million from Ajax Odriozola, RB - 20 million from Bournemouth Dani Ceballos, CM - 2 year loan from Real Madrid Goncalo Guedes, LW - 2 year loan from PSG Christian Fruchtl ,GK - 2 year loan from Bayern Fruchtl(71) Odriozola(81) - De Ligt(79) - Holding(75) - Cucurella(74) Aleña(79) -- Ceballos(82) Guedes(81) ----------------- Barco(80) D.Villa(80) -- L.Martinez(78) That's some line-up for the Championship.