Carnivore Chris

Let's hope himself and Yerry Mina have big futures at the club and actually get chances and runs in the team unlike others in recent times such as Denis Suarez. This, for me should also mean the end of Andre Gomes. As for right now, it'd be good to see an experimentation of this line-up at some point this season:- Ter Stegen, Semedo, Umtiti, Pique, Alba, Busquets, Roberto, Coutinho, Messi, Suarez, Dembele.

You've put on a bit of weight there dickie laa

My nan used to give me lucozade when ill. Lucozade, grapes and raspberries. Shit like Grapes, raspberries and pineapple are what you should have to be honest, watery fruits. Also can't forget celery, cucumber and lettuce. All contain a lot of water.

That beat though! Fire.

It probably was him who held the most goals, I'm not sure about that one mate just about the most points bit, which was in an article on Marca.

it was from before he was manager there, around the time they won back to back leagues. Early 80s.

Barcelona are only 4 games away from equalling Real Sociedad's all time unbeaten record, which was 38 league games. Both of which have obviously carried on over from the previous season as no team has ever gone undefeated in La Liga before. Messi and Iniesta are also looking at their 9th Liga title this season.

I'd still beat @Bluebird Hewitt using my big toes.

Yeah, in a more free-flowing attacking system, he'd be a lot more consistent in his allround game. He'd score more as well. With all due respects, he's wasted at Chelsea and I've always said that. He'd be better for Liverpool as well to be honest, he'd thrive in that current system.

Chelsea don't often utilise attacking players to their full potential, they didn't with De Bruyne himself(who I agree with you on about being the best in the league at the moment) and this is the case with Hazard. For me the Belgian would stand out a lot more if he was at City and playing under Pep. Hazard in the current City team is a scary thought

That's more the news though, I was referring to the papers who sell bullshit scaremonger stories.

That's good news in a way as I was a sucker for buying bottles of that for work(and it's not exactly great for you), but now I won't go near it. It tastes wank now.

Why November? That seems very random consider the space between that and the other months you mentioned. Gracias, puto

It's my birthday tomorrow. It's not often it snows around this time of year but I can remember one birthday when I was about 10, it snowed heavily as fuck and I can remember it being a brilliant birthday party for a kid. It doesn't matter on the weather, it will always be over-dramatised in this country by the media. It's set for a sunny week and it'll be a "killer heatwave set to shake the UK and kill millions", if it's a bit of rainfall then it's "the worst downpour for 500 years and we are all going to be 18 feet under water all winter and die". Try living in a country where the weather really is extreme and where they have to put up with earthquakes and cyclones, etc. Fucking idiots. It's a bit of snow, get your sledges out.

It's actually those 2 very fingers that I'd tend to use ironically The middle finger should be alright in no time, but the ring finger is absolutely fucked and I'm worried of re-injuring that in the future. Oh well shit happens. I'll live on.

The middle finger isn't too bad although the ring finger is fucked. I had to have it straightened the other day and now it's on a splint. I've got a sick note for 6 weeks(then the situation will be assessed) but you only get 89 quid sick pay per week(and I'll have to wait over a month to see any of that) and there is zero chance you can live off such a measly amount. It would help if I could go fishing but it'll be a while before that is the case. You can't do fuck all with one hand.

Well it was a demolition job(all inside work as the building itself was listed), so it'll be finished in a month and I had another site lined up. It paid well so I took it even though it's not the type of work I usually do. I said once upon a time that I would never work for agencies but I have done so now for a few years. It enables me to stay local, not have to travel and also if you get sick of somewhere, you can just jump on another job. They also pay well if you get in with the right ones. I have to go back at 3 tomorrow. Hopefully I'm in and out as I can't stand those places. P.S: Codeine and weed is such a great mix, no wonder why @Teso dos Bichos loves that combination. The downside is it being my right hand, I will now have to use my left to wipe my arse now. Where is your bidet at @SirBalon?

So you won't recommend me drinking vodka with it then? Funnily enough, I already had some codeine as I got some off a lad I know a while ago You know what, the pain at the time wasn't as bad as you may think, it was more the vibrating sensation it gave, it was a strange feeling. Seeing the damage after it when pulling off my glove was worse as it knocked me sick. The nurses were great and I couldn't have asked for more by the way. We don't give them enough credit at times. I will miss being on that job to be honest as it was a good laugh with some top lads. We had a crew of us at dinner time in town and the laughs made the day go quicker, although I know most of them anyway as they live locally so it's not like I won't see the cunts again. The worst is I won't be able to go fishing for a while either.

@nudge I've been now and after hours of waiting, one finger is pretty much snapped in half while the other isn't too bad. It's strapped up, I have a sling on and they have put me on codiene and anti-biotics, the latter due to a wound caused from the impact. @Cicero has a point to be honest. It's a mug's game and all you are really doing is building someone else's empire. All the health and safety risks make it not worth the money(even for plumbers on a grand a week) and this is why im planning on going into site management in the near future.

It was weird sensation when I fucked my fingers, it was like a vibration through my bones as if they just shattered inside and then I looked at them and they look like that UFC fighter's leg when he snapped it. It knocked me sick. I still haven't been to the infirmary but i'm going to head there in the next hour or so. Codeine and cannabis have done the trick in the meantime

I've just snapped two fingers. I was using a pick axe to rip up floor boards and must have hit steel, the shock went right through my hand and literally snapped two fingers, they are bent as fuck. Problem is, what do I do now for money? I will be out of work for atleast a month and I work through agencies, which means no sick pay, as far as I know. Also if I am eligible for a claim, that will take too long to come through. I'm supposed to have gone straight to the infirmary, but fuck that, I need a nice spliff first(if I can even roll it), luckily its the 2 middle ones, so I can just about type.

Praise be to Sallah

@Cannabis

You'd be better off getting into drugs to be honest..