Berserker

Tomorrow, 20. I have already put a remainder on my phone to complement Brian's daily updates which clearly aren't enough.

I guess we can name the sillier one Brian, and the one who licks it's genitals the most it's gotta be @SirBalon of course.

Saw it and dropped a like. Nice hair btw dude.

Careful, you're walking the plank and we all know how that will end for you. Also, Arica and Tarapaca are still Chilean.

@Bluewolf Was born in the 1700s-BC and still posts here. @Any O'Brien Was banned from every all-you-can-eat restaurant in the North East. @Stan Is an IT expert. @Kitchen Sales Wanted to be a spy but was ditched because of his hair. @DeadLinesman Wanted to be be a Rockstar but was unable to headbang. @Blue Is still a virgin. @SirBalon Does not type his posts, he has a dozen Oompa Loompas doing it for him. @Bluebird Hewitt Does not actually like sheep's milk.

Ah, fair enough. Sounds strange, hopefully it's just something silly. Weren't you intoxicated a few months ago while in vacation?, or was it fat Dan?, might be related to that.

Yeah but i meant it the other way around, foods like curry make you loose while kidney stones generate from the opposite, i.e. not going to the bathroom regularly.

How on earth could you have digestion problems if you eat curry all the fucking day?!

That sucks mate, hope it all quietens down. And about the marriage and car, i hope you find a nice goat to sacrifice and a nice charcoal-fuelled car.

You owe me a fish & chips which i will be sure to collect whenever i go there.

I joined 8 years ago which is the longest i've been active in any forum.

You don't need to walk to play Football Manager

Shame, you'll find a new one soon enough though, bro.

Yeah i think you, New Zealand, us and Chile are the least protected by the ozone layer.

Congrats mate, sounds like one of those one-time opportunities so you did good. Let's just hope your former manager doesn't end up wanting to knife you like that guy where you used to work or Pornea.

Yeah it does that to you, it's normal.

Being a Magic the Gathering's player and shagging a girl who offers you free coke no strings attached, i tip my hat to you Daniel.

Brian's on post preview?, what did he do?

Yeah, i do like shooting games like Cod and MOH though, i just don't like futuristic ones. I'll finish this one and then see if i like 2 and go from there.

Best striker in the world you hamster-eating, miopic alpaca!

Speaking of Metal Gear, i'm playing the Twin Snakes for the first time (has much better graphics than the one for PSX), but i don't love it. I'm kinda forcing myself to play so i can later jump into the other MGS, although i'm not sure if i'll like them neither. Not much of a fan of futuristic "shooting" games, much prefer old Japanese Samurai games.

That looks SOOO bizarre, what are these fucking mini helicopter things on their backs? Daryl deserved to star a great game, preferably about zombies, not this fucking shit.

Happy Birthday @Stankey.

It's the intention that counts!