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On 24/08/2018 at 01:55, Dr. Gonzo said:

I had my Geralt fuck both of them, just to be safe.

Just the two ? You know there are some other chioces as well 

Bangladesh 2-0 Bhutan

Bhutan has improved a lot over the years all other SAFF nations used to score goals against them for practice.

6 hours ago, Spike said:

11,000 years of human history burned away in Brazil over the weekend. Incredible.

@El Profesor

Machu Picchu caught fire  ?

Nepal 1-2 Pakistan 

Nepal equalised late in the game after our player converted a penalty to put us in the lead in the first half, but we scored an injury time winner to grab three points. 

SAFF cup starts today. We play Nepal in the opening fixture. 

I hope someone shows the tournament here. 

Siyāsatnāmeh ("Book of Government"), also known as Siyar al-mulûk(The Lives of Kings), is the most famous work by Nizam al-Mulk, the founder of Nizamiyyah schools in medievalPersia and vazier to the Seljuq sultans Alp Arslan and Malik Shah.

Al-Mulk possessed "immense power" as the head administration for the Seljuq empire over a period of 30 years and was responsible for establishing distinctly Persian forms of government and administration which would last for centuries. 

 A great deal of his approach to governing is contained within the Siyasatnameh which is in a tradition ofPersian-Islamic writing known as the "Mirrors for Princes".

Written in Persian and composed in the eleventh century, the Siyasatnameh was created following the request by Malik Shahthat his ministers produce books on government, administration and the troubles facing the nation. However, the treatise compiled by al-Mulk was the only one to receive approval and was consequently accepted as forming "the law of the constitution of the nation".

On 21/08/2018 at 17:42, Eco said:

Job opened in my dream company, in my home town (Atlanta). I feel odd since I've only been with my current employer since January, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity so i did apply. 

KFC ?

Bin Laden is like Frankenstein from Death Race. A character that no one knows his whereabouts no one knows whether he is alive or not but his sponsors needs him to be alive for their business and for their viewers so he can be executed at the right time.  

1 hour ago, Stan said:

i know cricket isn't the most popular of sports on here with only a handful of people liking it, but this is a story that is a nice to listen to if you have a couple of minutes. Quite sincere but poignant at the same time  

 

 

For anyone that doesn't know, TMS is BBC's cricket platform for commentary on test matches for England.

@Bluewolf is in his nervous 90s 

7 hours ago, Smiley Culture said:

I’ve never seen a second of any James Bond film. 

Jhony English > James Bond

9 hours ago, Spike said:

Bond is a narcissistic, manipulative, murdering, ladykilling, alcoholic, gambling, psychopath as well. 

 

Another reason why white actor would suit more for this role than a black 

3 hours ago, Toinho said:

Finished Sherlock Holmes on Xbox one.... lol... my girlfriend gave me the Witcher 3 to play... I’m so behind the times but holy shit amazing game. 

yennefer or triss ?

                                                    Turkish Club Izmirspor signs Pakistani footballer Kaleemullah.

26 year old Pakistan’s top footballer Kaleemullah has signed for Turkish Club Izmirspors on Saturday.

After completing a transfer from another Turkish Club Ardhanspor the Pakistani star has started a new chapter in his career.

Turkish media that, Kaleemullah, who is a versatile winger , signed with the club during a ceremony attended by President Mustafa Gürkan.

Kaleem, is the best Pakistani footballer of the national lot and has played for KRL from 2009 to 2014 before playing abroad in various clubs.

He has also played for American Clubs Sacramanto Republic and Tulsa Roughnecks before coming to Turkey in 2017.

After a ban of three years miracles wasn't expected from this coach and to be honest its a bit to early to judge his performance but we have been abysmal in these Asian Games. 

The thing with NT managers is that you must hire someone who knows the football in the country and for teams like us or other minnow Asian nations who don't have much to none foreign coaches in the national football system local coaches are the best option for the post of NT manager. Sure their CV is nowhere near to some South American or European coach but neither are the players they will manage really that special.

The perfect approach for teams like us is to hire the best local option as the NT manager while hire a foreign technical manager who knows the football of Asian region, who studies other teams of the region and guides the head coach for international competitions.

Though its hard to forget his back to back centuries against India 

20 hours ago, Stan said:

@Devon Von Devon was this expected on your shores? 10 year ban is huge.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/45218870

 

Totally 

This guy was caught cheating and providing cheating materials to others during our version of SAT test so he was banned from getting admission into any college for few years so he got into playing Cricket  Seems like he did the same thing in Cricket 

1 minute ago, nudge said:

No. But since he's not being paid, AFC says it's alright.

What if you play and coach for the same team ?

3 minutes ago, Toinho said:

So... Honda who’s just signed for Melbourne Victory has also been announced as Cambodia’s Coach?!?!?

Is that even allowed playing and coaching at the same time ??

India should learn from us how to play in England and in return India should teach us how to play in Australia.

Will be a very different Real Madrid this season, they will rely more on possession than most previous RM teams. So far though, looking at the squad, it lacks directness & that has almost never been said about Real.

England really brings out the worst out of Indian batsmen.

40 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Bet @Stan still sneaks food into the cinema. 

He tried but you can smell Indian curries from 40 miles 

15 hours ago, nudge said:

A US-backed, UAE and Saudi-led coalition airstrike hit a bus carrying mostly children in Yemen; at least 29 children have been confirmed dead, even more injured. The coalition called the strike a “legitimate military action” and accused the Houthi rebels of using children as "human shields".

Iran Saudi Arabia fucking up another country. Thats why our military and ISI is pain in the ass for the West only because of them we arent like Yemen Iraq or Syria.

Once a husband and wife were having a quarrel.

Wife ' I want a ring on my birthday '

Husband ' My old man always used to say dont spoil your wife by doing whatever she says '

Wife ' Than from now on go do doggy style with your old man ' 

Not South East Asian but the SAFF cup starts from 4th September in Bangladesh.