Beelzebub

12 minutes ago, nudge said:

Thailand lost to Malaysia on away goals while Vietnam beat the Philippines to advance to the finals!

I hope Vietnam loses, i lost a General Knowledge competition in uni because of them in the final, question was which country is called the land of white elephants i said Vietnam thinking they meant metaphorically but turns out it was literally and it was Thailand that point cost me in the end 

Don't let these Kewis win !

3 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

The reaction of the kid is the most heartbreaking thing. It's just like acceptance. Like yep, this is my life.

When you see your country getting ripped apart by international bullies than this seems so little.

Hence Proved Maradona > Messi

Can't people PM each other first on twitter before making their issues public ?

28 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

I could do more strokes than that a minute and wouldn't need the piano .

Usain Bolt of shagging ?

This guy is dubbed as Usain Bolt of piano. He has the record for most piano key strokes in a minute. 

On 20/11/2018 at 01:42, Cicero said:

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree-house?

Neither did she. 

Did you know @Stan is related to Gandhi ?

What he never told ?

Neither did Gandhi. 

Just now, Stan said:

Not sure that's that unpopular an opinion? 

You always hear the word Open Group with group which doesn't has a big team but all teams have a chance of progressing.

Group of Death is always used when a big team is in it. 

A group of death is a group which has no clear favourites like the group H from this years world cup Japan, Poland, Senegal, Colombia

Not a group which has one/two favorites or clear favorites like Spain and Portugal's group from this year. 

@nudge A know it all 

Define my life in a picture. 

@Cicero You laughed at that ?

3 minutes ago, Cicero said:

You laughed at that?

What did the Buffalo said to his son while dropping him off at the school ?

Bison

What did the vegetables said at the dance party ?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet 

41-year-old US woman marries 21-year-old Pakistani student

Maria Helena Abrams, 41, married 21-year-old Kashif Ali in a private ceremony in Sialkot,Pakistan on Thursday night.

She is a reiki master, driver and studying to become a dog trainer.

The two met on Instagram a year back and hit it off instantly.

“I am very happy today,” she said after her wedding. “Kashif Ali is wonderful. I love him and he makes me happy.”

The pair hasn’t decided where they will live after marriage. “It doesn't matter where we live. As long we are together,” Maria said.

The nibba gets visa within a year, travels to US, get green card/marries another chick, ditches this old lady. 
 

Better

Preach it sister !

2 minutes ago, ScoRoss said:

Whatever happens, there needs to be a drastic reorganisation of the football calendar. International football needs re-engerized and perhaps having a run of games for a few weeks can bring it back into the widespread interest. 

Especially in football's developing nations, taking the spotlight off of the EPL and La Liga, they could do with more interest in their own footballing culture and success.

The main thing I'd hope would be an end to the slog of qualification matches having to take place in June and July, at the same time as international tournaments being played. It's laughable that UEFA pretends to care about its smaller nations when it sets them up to fail.

First thing for that has to cut down the number of games in European club seaaon.

9 minutes ago, ScoRoss said:

1. The international calendar already includes games in June. This doesn't change that.

2. There are no 'extra weeks' it's just a rearranging of already full weeks.

1. One or two off game in the first week which are mostly a friendly. Very different from having to play a competitive qualifying round throuought the month especially in certain countries. 

2. My point was that even if we have an interrupted club season it will end in May as usual and the international season will be played in June/July

Just Completed Broken Age

10/10 for me one of the best point and click Adventure game i've played. Unlike some other similar games where you have an option for hints for tough puzzles this game had enough small details and elements blend in the environment so perfectly that they were even better than to solve if you pay attention to your environment.

PS I did get struck on the wiring puzzles initially but once i got the idea of how it works they were one of the best puzzles of the game. 

1. Many parts of the World are too hot, too humid or too rainy in May-June. Ask Qatar

2. And you guys are being naive that the club season will end a few weeks earlier. They will probably add two more teams to the PL or something like that to use those extra weeks. 

3. People don't realise because of the image of the World from those My World Atlas maps but Europe is a much smaller continent than they think and its rich constant travelling for four five weeks in the likes of Africa and Asia is hectic and nearly impossible from a logistic point of view for certain countries.

@Stan @Smiley Culture

Is it just me or @El Profesor's dad looks like Nathan Lane from Modern Family 

We will soon see right wing Martians protesting against Human immigration to their planet ! 

 #MakeMarsGreatAgain

AFC U23 Championship qualifiers are in, starts from March 2019