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Same top speed as Mbappe this season. Didn't realise how fast he is. Mbappe 36.04km/h Haaland 36.04km/h

Insane pace shown from Haaland last night for his winning goal

Anyone know much about this kid? looks phenomenal

Haaland seen walking past a van, whats he going to do next?

Haaland took his first poop at the Etihad today, it was kind of long with a nutty texture

Fun fact 1. Erling Haaland – 87 Erling Haaland will leave the German Bundesliga with the best minutes per goal ratio ever. He scored a goal every 87 minutes in the league. It just goes to show efficient the Norwegian was while playing for Borussia Dortmund. He also the only player to have a minutes per goal ratio of less than 90 minutes. He scored 61 goals in merely 66 overall appearances in the Bundesliga. The 21-year-old also made 19 assists, which takes his overall goal contribution to 80 in 66 matches. Those are simply incredible numbers for someone who is yet to hit his peak.

How he scores them doesn't really matter 1. Erling Haaland – 87 Erling Haaland will leave the German Bundesliga with the best minutes per goal ratio ever. He scored a goal every 87 minutes in the league. It just goes to show efficient the Norwegian was while playing for Borussia Dortmund. He also the only player to have a minutes per goal ratio of less than 90 minutes. He scored 61 goals in merely 66 overall appearances in the Bundesliga. The 21-year-old also made 19 assists, which takes his overall goal contribution to 80 in 66 matches. Those are simply incredible numbers for someone who is yet to hit his peak.

Haaland is on Boggart Hole Clough right now catching deer with his bare hands, what a guy

Haaland gives first speech

Haaland was born in England

Do you think that would be too much?

Haaland's arrival in Manchester

Yeah, he's been crap but we know he's a decent player, maybe it's just the shit show that's united has impacted him? ..Sterling has mostly been average this season too and lost his place to Foden but turns it on for England

Think if we lose Kane id rather play Foden as a false 9 than Tammy. maybe Rashford should of been selected too

Didnt know Vardy had retired from international's, when did he do that? ..it's our weak area, we have Kane and no real top striker to back him up now if Vardy's out ..Foden, Sterling and other's can play there but it's not the same is it

Not calling up Vardy & Maddison is a bit of a shock

Pep had dinner with this lad and walked away for a reason, some players are just not worth the hassle

This bands so underrated

Has it been any better this season?

Jude Bellingham Reveals Erling Haaland Has Completed 'Dream' Move in Making Manchester City Switch Borussia Dortmund midfielder, Jude Bellingham has revealed in a new interview that Erling Haaland's transfer to Manchester City was his 'dream', while going on to provide an insight into what the Norwegian international is like both on and off the pitch. Aside from the arrival of one of the most clinical goalscorers in world football, another aspect that excites the Manchester City supporters about Erling Haaland’s signing is that fact that he has shown plenty of signs of being a boyhood fan of the club. Due to the former RB Salzburg forward’s father’s time on the blue side of Manchester, the now-star striker has been pictured in City’s kits as a youngster, as well as in attendance at the Etihad Stadium on several occasions. Jude Bellingham, who is known to have shared a close relationship with the Norwegian international at Borussia Dortmund, has revealed his happiness for his now former teammate is fulfilling a personal dream in joining Pep Guardiola’s side. “I spoke with him (Erling Haaland) after it was announced and told him I was really happy for him, that he was able to fulfil the next step of his journey and his dream as a footballer”, he mentioned in an interview with Tom Roddy of the Times. Manchester City are expected to be beaming after the England international’s revelation, who also gave an insight into what it is like to share both the dressing room as well as the pitch with the 21-year old. Jude Bellingham continued, “Obviously, he’s a brilliant player, but also a brilliant lad, and that’s one of the things I will miss the most — the vibe he brings to the changing room, the way he is with the players." "A really good character to have, a winner. (Manchester) City are really lucky to get a player like that." "If you look at the way he impacts games with his goals and even when he doesn’t have the ball, when teams play against him, they drop five or ten yards deeper, so it gives players like me the time to be expressive. Playing with him is really fun and I’m going to miss it next year.” Jude Bellingham’s overwhelmingly positive feedback about Erling Haaland is only going to add to the buzz amongst the Manchester City fans about the acquisition of a certified generational talent to their side.

Heard of Mike Summerbee, Fancis Lee? the team that conquered England and Europe ..recent times Kompany, Silva, Aguero, Toure, De Bruyne ..future legends in Foden & Haaland who grew up City fans too

Whats you current lineup and formation? ..i tend to go for fast players, this teams working well Ederson Cancelo - Marquinhos - Varane De Bruyne - De Jong Sterling - Llorente - Sane Mbappe - Haaland BENCH:- Steffen, Walker, Goretzka, Hakimi, Silva, Coman, Jesus RESERVES :- Militao, Zakaria, Ake, Klostermann, Muric, Foden, Lamier, Martins, Harrison, Acheampong, Daka, Armstrong, Nmecha

Tell it to the judge