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Sekiro Fuck Demon of Hatred but especially fuck Ishin the Sword Saint. Also fuck Sekiro for being so much better than any Dark Souls game it makes it impossible to go back and play them.

He plays soccerball ya fanny, if he were a man he'd be playing rugby and smashing his brain into the ground.

I don't think so really, if you look at two scenarios of a single player. one scenario being a $2,000,000 transfer and the other being a $5,000,000 transfer with exactly the same performances, the only difference in realities is the cost of the player. Is the latter really worse? Or is it some sort of illogical conclusion that our monkey brains make because the return should be higher on a larger transfer fee, right? I don't think there is much rationality to the transfer market and it's going rates, and for these mega-clubs that aren't ever going into administration, the cost of players shouldn't be used as a barometre to measure their actual worth to the team.

Salah and de Bruyne did not flop at Chelsea, how could they when they didn't even play? Of course players can rebound, flop, rebound again, but just saying that the player was bought for X amount and that is indicative of their quality is nothing but arbitrary numbers decided by the market. Cost shouldn't be a factor, do they, or do they not perform?

Don't be silly, players flop all the time.

Pulisic was thought to be a flop and he was for a period. When he played on the right flank, he was truly dreadful but for some reason switching him to the left has made him look like a different man. A simple enough solution to a difficult problem but it's worked; and you can see the results.

He got a bloody reward, it's called the Premier League Trophy

That is some school skateboarding there. Looks very 70s.

To be fair Lampard is quite a well spoken individual that has had few controversies in his career. The perception of a single manager as having darling status is the leaast problem in the British media.

Coutinho is past his prime

Falsey accurate

Yeah but Liverpool are a bit shit, Chelsea aren't

Nah son, it's the Kevin Keegan strat of 'doesn't matter if we concede six because we'll score seven'. LOVE IT

A plastic thread should be honoured by real fans.

Also Kepa has conceded 8% of all Chelsea goals since the start of the PL. He has the worst save % of any GK with over ten games.

A training ground couldn't cost anymore than a mediocre English player these days.

Nah, I reckon Liverpool could easily spend money on one player. There is no way Liverpool cannot do that, with TV money and competition money, I refuse to believe that Liverpool don't have the funds for at least one big transfer. If bloody Tottenham and Arsenal can splash the cash, you'd best stop pretending like Liverpool are running on a tight budget.

From wikipedia

If they snag up Thiago Alcantara that will bring an entire new dynamic to their team. He is an amazing player albeit a little older these days. Liverpool are in the driver's seat, they have to be like the old Man Utd, ruthless, and always pushing for better and better. Fergie didn't let sentimentality slog him down, he'd get rid of a Ruud van Nistelrooy level player just at the right time.

You know Mad Lad is rattled when he busts out 'where you from?' Have a chill pill mate you're getting rowdy

I agreed with @LFCMadLad that a player like Werner, would be a bad signing, mainly because they are too stacked at the front end for feasible rotation. But a player like Havertz that can do anything would only be a boon, of course that'd mean a player like Shaqiri goes. It depends on who and what.

I will say though, if Liverpool don't blow a wad of cash on another elite player this year, the team will probably burn out.

Well it isn't the same eleven every game, and not as cut and dried as Werner. Havertz would easily get 30 starts without other players having to sacrifice too many minutes. just by virtue of being able to play left, right, centre, midfield, forward, etc.

Haivertz wouldn't really replace anyone because he can play in near any position

Like fuck Liverpool does. Royal blue is a much more flattering colour for my skin.