DeadLinesman

I see flying lawnmowers everywhere.

But Wilder ‘beat’ Fury

I’m going with Wilder, round 8, big uppercut. Otherwise, Fury to bore his way to a points victory.

Is that sometime between the morning and afternoon?

The alarm clock (also known as my daughter) has got me up 5am most mornings so this works well for me.

We’ve won them over @Cannabis

Exactly, but let’s not get in the way of a good story! Still fucking embarrassing though that we’re this wank and pay out the most in wages.

Danny Ric with an engine failure in FP3. Red Bull aren’t even trying to hide it anymore

You. Out.

I wouldn’t mind if Verstappen wasn’t a crash magnet. It’s all very ironic.

I’m so glad they told me when Gazza ‘shot to fame’. Immense journalism right there.

Trying to debate whether to get a PS4 or just wait for the 5 in a year or two. I get little time as it is, but RDR2 has tested my patience for waiting.

So Lewis points out a major flaw in Max’s logic and he’s insufferable? Gtfo. Who instigated the contact again? Oh yeah, Max. The same Max that’s taken out countless drivers because he thinks he has the god given right of the racing line. Get to fuck you daft Dutch prick. You couldn’t knock out a wank in an empty room.

The salt is strong this morning

I can see Haas moving up the positions strong in the first few laps but eventually retiring.

Well that’s just shit on my parade.

I heard they’re moving it to Ho Chi Minh just to piss you off

Longest. Straight. Ever.

I’m off to Montenegro next year. Isn’t that where you’re from @True Blue?

Think it was off the inside off the post if I remember correctly.

Missed 1 in 22 but scored the rebound!

Absolute legend and one of my favourite players. Now there was a bloke that could take a free kick. Still can’t forgive Elleray for sending him off in 99 for that second yellow that never was. Cunt.

6 of us going to Manchester! Can’t fucking wait. Got Adam Copeland a week on Wednesday as well!

That’s Will Smith message was cringe as fuck.

God bless Lewis Hamilton. Or at least that’s what I overheard Tommy saying the other day